Remember, I don't own Harry Potter! And this is the final chapter of Can this get any weirder!
This chapter also has something a very big fan of mine requested. Well, here it is!
After Ron recovered and the company had eaten
"Okay, I think from now on we should play truth or dare and then if someone chooses their we could do karaoke if the person wants," Hermione said.
Everyone nodded and resumed the game with Ron spinning the bottle.
"Luna, truth or dare?"
"Truth, the wimpermunkins said if I did a dare a kimperwinkle dies."
Everyone looked at her like she was crazy.
Ron coughed, "Why do you say such outlandish things?"
"I am actually a prophet, so I am able to see what other people don't. That and I see the future, but I think finding these cute creatures are better."
With this said, Luna spinned the bottle which landed on the one and only Malfoy Jr.
"Truth or dare, my fellow blond?"
"Truth," he grumbled.
She thought about this for a moment and came out with, "How many men/women have you kissed?"
"None, I'm a virgin!" he yelped reluctantly.
The Gryffindors looked at him with wide eyes while the darker side of the circle nodded knowingly.
"What? I thought you slept through your entire house. What about Pansy Parkinson?" asked Harry.
"She has the face of a pug," came the reply.
"Daphne Greengrass?"
"Ice Queen of Slytherin."
"Millicent?"
"She's slept with all of Hufflepuff, but she only flashed the first years. I think they're scarred for life."
"Astoria Greengrass?"
"EWW! She's, like, a year younger than me! I would feel like a pedophile!"
"Okay, no girls than, Blaise?"
"Please, he's had a crush on Weasle since fourth year."
"Why fourth year?" perked up Hermione.
"At the Yule ball, all he wanted to do was rip off Weasley's dreadfully awful dress robes and drag his off to ravage him."
"Theo Nott?"
"He's dating Crabbe and Goyle in a polygamous relationship."
Winces came from everyone in the room.
"Why haven't you dated anyone?" asked Remus.
"I am a dominant Veela, so I can't be in a relationship with anyone other than my mate."
"Who is your mate," asked Hermione shyly.
Draco took her right hand in his and placed a light kiss upon her ring finger.
"You are," he whispered.
Hermione blushed at this, but snuggled into the tall blonde's body. Sighing while she did this.
"Aw, that just makes you want to cry!" whined Sirius.
"Shut up, Mutt," muttered Snape.
Draco spinned the bottle and it landed on Blaise.
"Truth," was said before Draco could ask.
"Have you ever had an affair with one of your mother's husband's?"
"Yes, when I was fifteen and mother wouldn't pay any attention to me. So I slept with her sixth husband to get back at her and she killed him after finding out. She thought he was raping me when she caught us. In the end, I got what I wanted and mother didn't have to wait long to get his money.
"Only you, Blaise, only you," muttered Draco.
Blaise spun the bottle which landed on his blonde friend's father.
"Truth or dare, Mr Malfoy?"
"Dare, Mr Zabini."
"Complement Hermione!" he said with a cheeky grin.
Lucius turned to the curly haired witch and said in a very formal tone, "Ms. Granger, you are a very intelligent female."
"I think that's the nicest things you have ever said to me," smiled Hermione.
"Let's get a move on," Lucius said.
The bottle landed on Neville.
"Who was your first crush, Mr Longbottom?" came the reply after Neville said truth.
"Harry during first year. I thought he was very nice and cute for getting back my remembrall." Neville blushed.
"Why does everyone think I look cute?" pouted Harry.
"Because you are feminine and just plain adorable," remarked Sirius with his Marauder grin.
"I think I can accept that, for now," Harry warned his dogfather.
Neville then spinned the bottle and he gulped very loudly at who it landed on.
Lord Voldemort.
"Truth or dare, Sir?"
"Dare, I'm feeling generous this moment."
"Hold it!" shrieked Hermione.
She rushed over to Neville and whispered something in his ear.
His eyes widened and said, "You are one evil witch, Hermione."
She smirked, "I know." And she sashayed back to her new boyfriend.
"I dare you to sing I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred," said Neville with confidence in his voice.
Voldemort's eyes blazed with fury until he caught sight of Harry.
Harry was currently lying back on his elbows beautiful green eyes tilting up and his eyelashes impishly lowered. His eyes dared the Dark Lord to do it. Knowing he would never do such a informal song/dance.
This is where he was so very, very wrong.
He smirked, "I'll do it." He stood up and got into the middle of the circle.
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Out of the blue, he waved his wand and a tight shirt that was clearly see through was on his body along with tight black leather pants.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts
He ripped the shirt right off to show off his well muscled chest.
Harry swooned.
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
He twirled his hips around enticingly.
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Turning around he shaked his very tight and shapely ass to Harry, who was very much enjoying the view.
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
As he was singing this, he looked at Harry straight in the eye and winked.
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
Riddle caressed his body with his hands. With a cowboy hat suddenly appearing on his head.
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my too sexy for my'
Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
He walked over to Harry, shaking his hips all the while, and started moving his hands through the young boy's hair. Harry closed his eyes and moaned when Voldemort started nibbling his neck, singing all the while.
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
With that he switched back to his regular black robes and sat back down in his throne like seat.
Harry was pouting at him cutely, making the Dark Lord want to ravish him.
"Is it just me or did it just get that much hotter in here?" said Hermione who was pulling at her color.
Suddenly, a faint bing! was heard in the distance.
Harry got up and looked out the window. "It's the order, Dumbledore's here!"
He pulled out his wand and sure enough, the wards were down.
"Go, just go, we'll make something up to hold them off," he hissed.
Lucius and Voldemort looked surprised.
"Why aren't you handing us in?" asked Voldemort.
"Because there's more than just light or dark, plus I think we can reach an agreement later. Appareate! Go!"
"We will see see you in the future than, Harry" he hissed in Parseltongue when he and his followers vanished.
"We already told you! The wards vanished and they escaped! We'll just have to think of something else!" yelled Harry and Hermione.
Dumbledore's eyes twinkled then. "We will just have to fight them on the battlefield than, my boy. It's about time you returned to your relatives, I know they must be worried sick.
Harry got a very bad feeling about this.
So here it is! I will be writing a sequel at some point, but I think I want to write another story first or finish up my older ones. Its almost summer and I will have a job/community service/and work out at the gym. If you have any suggestions just email me and review. This is my first completed story and I love you all for reading this!
I will also be righting sex scenes in the sequel! I will link it to my profile page and write it in another. To make sure that the site doesn't delete my story.