Lots of things happen when Sakura forgets.
This is what happens when Sakura forgets her...
Panties.
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10 minutes. That was all she had to get ready this morning after Tsunade announced out of the blue they had a mission. She knew in her gut that without fail Kakashi was sure to be late, Sasuke on time, Naruto a little less than punctual and Sai...well Sai just did his own thing, usually turning up on time.
What was plaguing her was that it was laundry day, and since she lived on her own, being a legal adult of 18, she couldn't rely on a forgiving mother to be there to do her laundry for her. The good news was the mission was to only last 4 days, but the bad news was that she didn't have her normal clothes. Her normal clothes were laying in a pile, dirty with blood and sweat from the rigorous training Kakashi had been putting them through.
No, Sakura was certainly not in her normal attire. She felt awkward, bare and completely uncomfortable, even though the outfit was certainly ok for her to walk in, run in, possibly even fight in, there was just a feeling that it was a little too...tight. For her tastes, that is.
She walked down the street of Konoha that lead to the bridge where here team always met, taking her sweet time, especially since she knew that she was more than an hour behind and that even Kakashi would be there waiting, after all they were only training today, tomorrow was the real mission. 'Good, I hope that lazy man is irritated. The script has flipped Kakashi' She smirked to herself as she grew closer, making sure her pace was as leisurely as possible. Oh yes she was enjoying the power that came with 'Getting lost on the path of life'
3 pairs of eyes looked over to the form of the slowly approaching kunoichi. One pair of innocent blue eyes bugged immediately and a jaw hit the ground, One pair of onyx eyes slid down her form and back up along with a "Hn", One pair of black eyes looked at the kunoichi with confusion dancing in their depths and a fourth pair of eyes, well one charcoal eye, widened when he peeked it over the edge of his bright orange book, though no one could tell because after all, he is the master of his emotions.
"SAKURA WOAH WHAT ARE YOU-" *BAMM* but he never finished as his teammate decked him in the face for drooling and yelling like an idiot "Dobe" came the insult of the Uchiha, "JUST SHUT IT NARUTO" screamed Sakura, enraged that her outfit hadn't gone unnoticed. She donned a black, v-neck, sleeveless dress that ended right above her knees, with slits in both sides that ended a little higher than mid-thigh. White trimmed the edges of her dress, along with the Haruno crest on her back. Sakura would have been ok with the dress, if the neck didn't cut so low it showed her blossoming cleavage, or if she had a clean pair of shorts to wear underneath her dress. The dress was tight and hugged her curves, she had never felt so bare in her life...'I hope I don't have to spar today' was her thought.
"Alright kiddos lets see what you've got" ordered Kakashi as he kept his eyes secretly glued to Sakura, even though it looked like he was nose deep in his book. 'Dammit, it's never my day!' seethed Sakura "ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN KAKASHI-SENSEI BELIEVE IT!" Roared the blonde as he lunged at Kakashi, thus starting an all out brawl between the 5 shinobi.
Naruto lunged at Kakashi as usual, right away he deflected the attack and went on the defensive as Sasuke sent his vicious attacks at him 'Well this shall prove a challenge' thought Kakashi as he once again dodged an ink lion and another Naruto clone, causing the clone to fly by him and land into the real Naruto's face, ass first. "Alright kids, now that's a new take on 'Kiss my ass'" Chuckled their ex sensei.
"Ugh Kakashi!" yelled Sakura, splitting the earth with her fist, a harsh wind was caused by the sudden shifting and as all the men in the area jumped into the air to view the kunoichi and her next move, all of them froze in mid-air. Creamy, ivory, shaved legs led to also shaved thighs and they led to something else that was neatly trimmed; and pink. It appears that not only was Sakura's normal outfit in the wash, so were her shorts...and panties.
The never silent blonde landed with a loud thud and a superb nose bleed, stuttering like an idiot. The Uchiha landed with the grace he always possessed, a deep blush stained his cheeks as he refused to look at the kunoichi who stood in her fighting stance. The teams eldest stood looking impassive, but underneath his mask he was sweating, mouth open and nose bleeding. The ex-root member stood looking as impassive as ever, with a slight tint to his cheeks he opened his mouth to comment with a fake smile "Well it looks like the drapes-" but he didn't finish before a hand was clapped over his mouth by a cherry red Naruto, hissing he said "Sai if you want to live, dont say a word!" loud enough so the pinkette could not hear him.
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After practice was over, all lay panting in the grass. The boys splayed out in the grass without a care, the lone girl of the team sat with her legs under her, making sure to cover her naughty bits, thinking she still had something to hide. Then without warning, Sai comes over and sits next to Sakura with his brush and paints, Sakura notices this and asks why he's using all the different shades of red and pink. "Well you see I noticed something during training..." at this, the rest of the boys of the team whipped their heads in Sai's direction 'DON'T SAY IT. DON'T SAY IT. DON'T SAY IT' running through all of their minds, hoping to hell Sai didn't utter the words that would surely put all of them in an early grave.
"Well you see, I have noticed that while you exert yourself during our spar...a certain part of you turns a beautiful shade of pink. A shade I would like to use" not understanding the blush Sai was giving off, Sakura sported her own blush thinking for once he was paying her a compliment about her hair or skin. "Well...what..is it Sai?" She questioned ever so shyly, smiling sweetly. This little smile scared Kakashi, Naruto, and Sasuke who stayed a good distance away but kept a keen ear on the conversation, dreading what was to come.
"Your lips" came his simple reply.
Naruto gave a comical gasp, shriek and fainted with a nosebleed.
Kakashi slid his eye up from his book, then back down.
Sasuke blushed, "hn"ed and turned to walk away.
Sakura cocked her head to the side confused, furrowed her eyebrows with "Uhmm thank you, I'm glad to see that you're finally giving compliments"
'You have no idea' was the simultaneous thought of a dobe, a teme and a copycat.