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Rated: PG
Skit #587: Unfortunate Accident.
By ~Delenn~
Xena, stunned: You saved them!
Ares: Now hold on just a minute. I saved YOU. In order to do that the kid had to be saved.
Xena: Well, you saved Gabrielle too!
Ares, muttering: That was an unfortunate accident.
Xena, almost smiling: I don't think so.
Ares, now the shocked one: What? (Xena advances on Ares and pokes him in the chest.) Oww, Xena!
Xena, teasingly: I think somebody has a heart after all!
Ares: No, I do not!
Xena: Then why did you save them?
Ares, scrambling for an excuse: You, I saved you. Because I hate Athena, you know that!
Xena, shaking her head: Nuhuh, I think you saved them because they're your friends.
Ares, choking: Dear gods! Have you finally been hit in the head one too many times?
Xena smacks Ares on the back: Well, I'm glad you saved them, or else I would have sent Gabrielle haunting you for all eternity.
Ares, whimpering at the very thought: Xena, please. I'm mortal; I can't take that type of stress.
Xena, whispering: Big baby!
Ares, angry again: WHAT!?
Xena, trying not to laugh: Ohh nothing. (Aphrodite appears) Oh, good, Dite, I better get going. Uh, yeah, thanks Ares! (Aphrodite and Xena start to disappear)
Ares, under his breath: No problem, my li'l' sweetie-pie.
Xena's voice, whining: Don't call me that!
The End
Rated: PG
By ~Delenn~
Xena, stunned: You saved them!
Ares: Now hold on just a minute. I saved YOU. In order to do that the kid had to be saved.
Xena: Well, you saved Gabrielle too!
Ares, muttering: That was an unfortunate accident.
Xena, almost smiling: I don't think so.
Ares, now the shocked one: What? (Xena advances on Ares and pokes him in the chest.) Oww, Xena!
Xena, teasingly: I think somebody has a heart after all!
Ares: No, I do not!
Xena: Then why did you save them?
Ares, scrambling for an excuse: You, I saved you. Because I hate Athena, you know that!
Xena, shaking her head: Nuhuh, I think you saved them because they're your friends.
Ares, choking: Dear gods! Have you finally been hit in the head one too many times?
Xena smacks Ares on the back: Well, I'm glad you saved them, or else I would have sent Gabrielle haunting you for all eternity.
Ares, whimpering at the very thought: Xena, please. I'm mortal; I can't take that type of stress.
Xena, whispering: Big baby!
Ares, angry again: WHAT!?
Xena, trying not to laugh: Ohh nothing. (Aphrodite appears) Oh, good, Dite, I better get going. Uh, yeah, thanks Ares! (Aphrodite and Xena start to disappear)
Ares, under his breath: No problem, my li'l' sweetie-pie.
Xena's voice, whining: Don't call me that!