September 11, Friday

Reason for being in detention:

-Incessant meowing in class

-Annoying the students

-Annoying the teacher.

Really, my only goal was to annoy the teacher, but I ended up annoying everybody. Oh well...

The class fell into silence as everyone carried on with their stupid work. I don't even know which class room I'm in, not that I care or anything. Then, an ingenious idea popped into my head.

"Meow!" I meowed (obviously).

After saying that, I immediately feigned innocence and picked up my pencil and drew random lines on my book, as if I was working. I scratched my head, nibbled on the back of my pencil, did the chicken dance (I swear, normal students do that) and whatnot.

The teacher lifted his head and looked up, trying to spot the meow(er?). His eyes roved the classroom trying to look for the guilty person. Apparently, he couldn't spot anyone.

I should really become an actor. Or I could become a hell of an assassin. Awesome.

"Meow! Meow meow, purrr!"

The teacher lifted his head again, but ended with the same results as the first time he did so.

And then after a while. "Purr..."

Some students started groaning, a few 'shut up's were heard. I, being myself, ignored them all.

Some students were finishing their work, and made their way in front of the teachers. They lined up to get their work checked.

"Meow! Hiss! Meow! Purr.."

And then I lost it.

I raised a hand and scratched myself on the head. Then I brought it down and started licking it (not literally).

And the teacher? He went hysterical.

"Nico di Angelo! Detention! This afternoon! 2 hours. Such behaviour is absolutely not acceptable."

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda.

Right, so, detention this afternoon? What a normal day.

Oh well...

What I'm going to do:

Incessant animal calling.

Example?

I checked my watch, it had been five minutes since I sat down in the detention hall.

"Well this would be fun..." I muttered under my breath.

I smirked, maliciously.

I picked up my pencil, and pretended to work, but from my mouth left a work.

"Woof!"

AN: Right, a short one, sorry.