A/N: Why is it always the same thing. I want to write something then, when I finally have the time and ability to do it, I don't want to write it anymore. That's why I won't ever make a multi-chapter story. Every new chapter will be written after months or even years of hiatus. I can't even write a series of one-shots. This one one-shot is not what you're expecting. It's a complete crack which defies laws of nature. I don't even know how to explain it. Just read the damn thing. I want to write an AU High-school!fic too and this will be the prologue to it but I'm not promising anything. Anyway... enjoy the nonsense. That's what you get when I let Yumeko write something. (Yumeko is an alter ego of mine. She's really sweet, obsessed with Kpop and love between two guys. And rainbows. Don't forget the rainbows.)

"Just admit that you like him, already! It's so obvious" shouted Lavi, getting a tad bit exasperated.

"I don't like him, Baka Usagi! He's an idiot and a moyashi!" shouted Kanda even more angrilly.

"Kanda, you like him. I'm sure of it." the redhead gritted his teeth. (They were arguing about that for over 2 hours. He was really annoyed with Kanda's stubbornness.)

"I'm straight. Do you understand. I'm utterly and completely straight. As that pole!" the Asian man yelled and pointed with his finger to a pole. That's when it became weird. The perfectly clear sky suddenly became dark and out of nowhere a lightning struck the pole. The electricity that passed through the object was so strong that it started to melt in a weird way so that it formed a perfectly round circle. Not an oval, but a circle. Then the sky cleared again and rainbow appeared. The rainbow however was not a normal one. In fact this rainbow began form Kanda's body and formed a perfect arc until it reached the end. The end being Allen who just appeared there.

Kanda blushed, Allen blank confusedly and Lavi fell to the ground, choking with laughter.

A/N: So that's it. Should I make a multi-chapter story based on that. Tell me in your reviews. (Is it even possible for a pole to bend because of electricity coming from a lightning)