(Fatalities: I am a terrible, horrible, human being.

Then again, that seems to be part of why I'm here.

Sorry about my absence, I'm trying. And hopefully, I'm truly back. Disclaimer at the end, won't be able to reach review responses. I'll catch up next chapter. Thank you to everyone who did though! The reason I was able to keep this going…

Suethor: lyk ya i wuz watn 4 lyk evr cuz she ddnt get it tgthr. Hop u lyk da nu chptr!)

Sparkle Dixie Seraphic Cleopatra Sakura Flutter Teardrop Desire Serena Glittery Pixie Inferno Crimson Saccharine Dream Wings Lavender Ravyynn Nightfall Aurora Sweet Light Seraph Marigold Hades Artenia Wish Dusk Seductra Vampirina Righteous Katniss Titania Angelical Grace Bella Tiana Spirit Blue Lioness Iniquity Oni Effervescea Confection Sea Turquoise Golden Kanari Dulcet Gloria Azure Devilry Spark Clary Shimmering Vitality Olive Beautifica Neko Glitter Delicasia Emerald Luminary Angelic Emo Luxura Darkness Daemona Shio Lilac Fury Melodic Passion Fuchsia Manuke Faith Sinisteria Ashen Beauteous Ana Elate Zatanna Mia Scarlet Stygia Moonbeam Cat Reflection Morgan Tris Cherry Deb Scenica Song Utopia Vivid Morosa Alexia Sue Poison Magenta Lightless Eros Perry Diamond Seraph Veronica Sophia Annie Tenshi Soprano Shining Bri Eminent Perfecta Jade Zelda Pie Cheez Robbynn Benighta Shinefire Dawn Lively Falsetto Upton Honor Bonnie Shadow Izzy Mellow Silverlight Beauty Meliorate Lyric Dispiretia Shade Peace Darkling Altissimo Indigo Dismalia Demoness Picturesque Rosy Kagayaku Hope Sekushi Estheticalia Rose CImmeria Darcy Cerulean Ashley Kiki Zoei Annalencia Gwyneth Virtuous Tempest Pink Joy Angel Heart Lawrence poofed into Titans Tower, her gorgeous and mysterious brother, Hunter, beside her. He flipped his majestic black with red streaks hair, Sparkle soon doing the same with her 70 feet of beautiful magenta pink blue green red black silver gold purple indigo platinum blonde mane. She checked her flawless makeup, reapplying her hot pink lipgloss, to prepare for seeing her hubby, Robin, again. Readjusting the diamond laced ribbons she called proper clothing, she turned to her brother.

"Watch nd lern ltl brothr, tis iz how u seduce." She said, winking one sparkling golden orb at him before walking into Robin's bedroom, leaving her brother leaning against the wall, all aloof and hawt.

Robin had just gotten out of the shower, a towel loosely wrapped around his waist and the water still glistening on his skin as he turned around to see the love of his life.

"Hello beautiful," he said, maskless blue eyes burning with love.

(Suethor: fnly i culd pst tis. Hop u lykd it!

Fatalities: My turn? Good… let's do this.)

Robin yawned, drying himself off and lazily wrapping the towel around his waist. He grabbed his mask from the counter, slapping it on. He pushed open the door to his room, ready to put on some boxers and collapse onto his bed after a way too tedious night of preparing the tower for Hunter's inevitable return. Right as he had dug through his dresser for a clean pair of underwear, he heard his door's locking mechanism beep, and the door swung open. Startled, he stumbled back away from it, landing on his ass with a curse. His mood only worsened when he saw who the visitor was.

"Fuck my life," he mumbled, falling onto his back in defeat.

…

"Slade… hey Slade… Watcha doing? Slade? Hello?" the blonde brat huffed, seeing she would be getting nothing out of the evil mastermind. Wintergreen saw Slade's annoyance and walked over, producing a tray of fudge bars and holding it out to the fifteen year old, who shook her head dismissively.

"No thanks. All I want is for the bastard to explain to me why we've been sitting here for months with no improvement while that Sue bitch is running around. I can't fucking sit still for this long, it puts me on edge." Her dull gray eyes betrayed a slight break in her usual happy eccentricity. Wintergreen glared slightly, though it could not be seen if it were directed at her or the distant man sitting at his super computer.

"I'm afraid Rose is in town. I'm sure you should what that means. You've displayed knowledge of everything in all of our lives before after all." The solemn as always butler said. Fatalities connected the pieces rather easily.

"His daughter? Guessing this is a part of the timeline where they aren't on good terms?" Wintergreen nodded, though it was more to get her to shut up than because he understood. Fatalities seemed to hesitate, however sighed at realizing there would be little she could do about Slade's bad mood and inactivity. She left the room, just as sullen as before, and walked to where the rest of the villains always congregated. Jojo was simply chatting up Slendy, who just tilted his faceless head and silently questioned why she wasn't scared of him, wondering if she enjoyed eating children as well. Fatalities snickered.

"OTP 5ever…" she whispered under her breath. She directed her gaze towards Red X, who was sitting at another of Slade's many computers. He seemed to be watching the security cameras in Titans Tower. He had stopped at one, where a certain red headed Alien was shown to be showering, for quite some time. He was so focused that he didn't even notice Madame Rouge walking up behind him and smacking the back of his head, knocking him out of his seat. He grunted as he hit the floor, glaring at the woman who now sat at the computer and took over the job of watching over the titans to make sure no Sues popped in.

"I'm a guy! Give me a fucking break!" He picked himself off the ground with a huff, leaning against the chair and watching as the villainess skimmed through the different cameras. She kept her eyes on the screen.

"I may despise them, but that does not mean I will allow you to invade a woman's privacy like that. At least go to your room to do so." She grumbled, her accent making it even harder to hear. Red X huffed, pulling out a small device.

"Fine… Fanfiction it is…" Fatalities chortled at knowing she had written enough on the pairing to keep him entertained for a small amount of time. She walked over to the computer, watching the cameras as well to occupy herself. After a while of his reading, X dramatically wiped a metaphorical tear from his mask.

"I am so deep I can't even understand me."

Madame Rouge didn't bother with his antic, however one security camera made her curse in her native tongue. Fatalities finally came back from being off in her own world at the angry, foreign words and looked at the screen. She did not have the decency to be as elegant about it as rouge.

"Mother fuck what the fucking hell!" She yelped, jumping away from the screen that displayed Sparkle inches away from tormenting Robin in ways that could not be described because this is rated teen. This outburst caused every villain in the room, and Jojo, to turn to the group at the computer. Half ran out to alert Slade, the others stood paralyzed with fear. The only source of motion was Fatalities, who curled up into a ball on the ground and begged for brain bleach. Jojo had been the first to run to get Slade, dragging a confused Slender by the tentacle.

The door to the room slammed open as Slade walked in and pushed the others away from the computer. He opened a small window and typed in a code that none, besides Red X who had hacked in for shits and giggles, could understand. Right after he hit enter, a portal opened beneath the Sue, swallowing her up before she could invent a power that made her unable to be affected by them, unless she wanted to be. Slade calmly minimized the view of the cameras, giving Robin the ability to reassemble what pride he had. There was silence for a moment

"Did anyone else see that Robin had boxers with kitties on them?" Seemore said, his one large eye showing a large question mark.

"I already knew from going through his stuff for blackmail, but thanks for reminding me." X said. Jojo was the third to snap out of the horrified demeanor of the crowd.

"Didn't know you rolled that way X." She snicked.

"I don't, but the yaoi girls demand the details, you know? Pay a good price to hear a guy going by the username of 'red x' reveal stuff about Robin for their head canons." He said. Nobody but he, Jojo, and Fatalities had managed to follow. "And occasionally they write me into smut where I get to have threesomes with some pretty sexy chicks. That's a perk."

"Pretty sure I've written something along those lines…" Jojo snickered.

"Will you two shut it and get me my fucking bleach?" Fatalities mumbled, hitting her head on the ground. Slade let out a frustrated groan, mumbling.

"… I'm surrounded by idiots."

(Suethor: Yay! Were dun!

Fatalities: Thanks for reading guys! Again, thank you to everyone who reviewed, I'll answer them next chapter since I'm not able to now. See ya next chapter!)