FF: (Why Superhero's Make Horrible Roommates)

Fandom: Young Justice

Paring(s): Spitfire, Chalant, BirdFlash, SuperMartian, SeaArrow, WonderBat, GreenCanary, BuMalBee, and hints of HawkgirlxGreenLantern, HawkgirlxHawkman.

Summary: The members of the Justice League and the Team go over the many reasons why super-powered roommates are NOT a good idea.

A/N: Happy Mommies Day!

Chapter Ten: (I'm Not Going- Period)

One of the annoying things about being a superhero would have to be the fact that most of the time, things related to your personal life, were never parallel with your "career"; this was one of those things.

"So, The Riddler's at it again?" Kid Flash sped over to where Robin was working on the holographic computer, "Why send the entire team? I mean, it's not like it's Black Manta or something." Robin merely shrugged his shoulders.

"Batman said that we all should go, I think he's worried that we'll end up destroying property in our boredom."

"Man, he's good; the couch incident is definitely something I would prefer to not go through again." Wally shuddered before he looked around- Megan and Conner were off together discussing some Earthly custom, while Kaldur was reading through paperwork- since Raquel was off with Zantanna, who had some other business to attend to. Then it hit him. "Hey, guys, where's Artemis?"

"I'm right here Wally," Artemis walked to the (new- thank GOD) couch, plopping down before picking up the remote.

"Wait," Robin asked, "You're not coming?"

"No," the blonde replied slightly irked, "I'm not going on patrol tonight." Stepping out of her boyfriend's arms, Miss M put on a worried expression.

"Why? Are you sick?" The green girl floated over to the archer curled up on the couch.

"No, I'm just not feeling well, besides, its just The Riddler, you can handle him without me."

"Yeah, but," Wally sped over, quickly placing a hand on her forehead before she could swat it away.

"If you are ill, perhaps one of us should stay behind to care for you," Kaldur suggested, placing his packet of papers down. "Does she have a temperature?"

"No, she doesn't," Artemis answered for her boyfriend. "I just have a little stomach ache, it's not a big deal- really." Giving suspicious glances to one another, the Team was silent for a moment before starting to talk all at once.

"You sure?"

"Do I need to inform Batman of this predicament?"

"I could make you some cookies?"

"Maybe you should go to bed, like, take a nap."

Artemis groaned, "No! I'm fine, really, I just-"

"She has her period."

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"What?" Superboy continued, "The human female reproductive system has a cycle that usually consists of an average of 28 days in which-"

"Dude!" Wally shrieked, "You're a guy, why the hell would you know this stuff‽ How the hell do you know this stuff‽" Conner remained unphased.

"Cadmus, they taught me a lot of things about humans, pretty much everything. I guess it's because even they don't have too much information on Kryptonians." Megan frowned at his last remark before kissing him on the cheek. "Aww, Conner, I think all of us know enough."

"Yeah," Wally added snickering, "Way enough."