So happy you all still like this! Thank you all for the reviews! :D Made my day. This one will only have our lovely dwarfs in it and some random girls I put in for some laughs. Hope you all love it as much as I do. haha


Fili and Kili walked over to one of the many corners that the big place had. But in this corner was a big curved red sofa with gold trim. Fili smiled as he jumped on it and laid out stretching his legs looking up at his brother who looked unsure. "This is way comfy. Have a seat." Fili sat back up giving the sofa a pat next to him.

Kili gave his brother a fake smile as he took a seat next to him. This place was making him uncomfortable but it seemed like Fili was enjoying himself. The only thing Kili liked about this place was the lights. The dancing half naked girls that kept jumping on top of the tables made his cheeks flush. He also thought that the place was well over packed and this party made the ones he and his brother went to look like nothing. And he now had the memory of someone grabbing his back side burned into his head. It was scary since he never saw his attacker and his brother kept teasing him about it being a man who had grabbed him. Everything looked smaller now that he was human sized.

"What's the matter Kili?" The way his brother was acting was making Fili feel bad, it seemed right now that it was a bad idea that Rebecca brought them all here. He had no idea where his uncle was or Gandalf.

Kili looked over at his brother unsure. "This place is huge." He was momentarily blinded as a bright red flashing light danced over the sofa they were sitting at. Kili blinked looking up at the ceiling seeing red dots dance across his vision. He looked back down looking at the people who were dancing and he noticed a familiar figure dressed in thick gray baggy robes.

Kili elbowed his brother. "Look."

Fili's eyes followed to where his brother was looking and the sight made his blood run cold. "Is that…Gandalf?"

In the over packed crowd of dancing people was the gray haired wizard. He had his hands up in the air waving them around while his feet tapped against the ground. He would jump in the air every so often as his head moved from side to side. They could both hear him shouting in the air. He was shouting some strange words neither of them knew with some Whoopee's and some Turn it up! They watched as one of the girls who was around him brushed up against the older man. The wizard looked unfazed as he kept his beat with his feet.

It was a strange and awkward thing to see the wizard laughing and looking like he was having fun.

"I think I will have one of those drinks Rebecca told us about." Fili got up looking back down at his younger brother. "Don't go anywhere. It looks unsafe." He told him smiling as he walked away.

"Then why are you leaving?" He asked but his brother was already walking over to the tall table with endless amount of bottles behind it. He had forgotten what the name for it was. He looked around at all the people who were dancing, the lights shining down on them making their faces change to the color of the lights.

He was so deep in thought that he hadn't noticed that someone had taken a seat next to him until he felt the sofas cushion move. He turned his head thinking that his brother had made his way back but it was not Fili.

"Hello there handsome." Said a dark haired young woman with thick blond streaks in her hair. She had on a small green top that was a few sizes too small and it made her bust stick out over the top. She had a short bright pink mini skirt on that revealed her knee high black stocking's.

"Umm." He didn't know what to say as he looked her up and down making his cheeks flush just as they had earlier making him look away.

"Aww…so cute, a shy one." She reached over to him grabbing the side of his cheek making him look at her. "Wanna come home with me?"

Kili frowned. "You have no one to walk you home?" He asked. He knew from what he was told that it was unsafe for girls to walk home alone after dark. Will had told him about how some men were complete creeps now a days. He felt sorry for the girl.

Her hand slipped from his cheek the tips or her finger nails running down the front of his shirt scratching at his chest. "Do you have chest hair hun?" She reached her other hand out grabbing at the bottom of his shirt slowly lifting it up.

Kili grabbed her hand. "Please don't do that." He looked around hoping for his brother to come back, or anyone he knew for that matter. This girl was making him uncomfortable.

She got up from the couch swinging her legs over Kili's legs sitting on his lap. "You seem young…" She said running her hand though his hair then pulling away looking down at her hand. "Your hairs a little greasy." She looked disgusted but then grabbed his upper arm. "Did you just come from a workout?" Her green eyes looked hopeful as she squeezed his arm. "For one so young looking you sure have some nice arms." She ran her hand up his neck pulling his hair back. She bent over sniffing his neck just before she took a bite.

"Ow!" Kili shouted pulling away from her his hand coming up to his neck. "You bit me!" He looked at her in disbelief.

"It's supposed to be a turn on Hun." She said her face coming at his neck once more. "I'm so Horny." She started to kiss his neck.

He grabbed her waist and pushed her back looking up at her. "Well if you're hungry there's supposed to be food over in that other corner across the way." Kili said not knowing what she had actually said.

She looked at him her eyebrows moving inward like she was mad. "What are you retarded or something?" She asked smiling once again. "That's ok, I'll teach ya all you need to know." She said being moving closer to his face nibbling on his ear as she wrapped her legs around his back.

He squirmed underneath her his face scrunching up.

Someone behind them cleared their throat making her stop what she was doing and turn around, her green eyes light up as she looked him up and down. "Wow! I don't know what it is with men with long hair today but they only getting better." She scooted herself off Kili and took a step toward the new man in her sights, running her hand down his chest her hand sticking to the black leather. "Ummm…You know every girl loves a bad boy in leather." She looked up at the man who was much taller than herself. Her legs getting weak as her whole body melted as she looked into his crystal blue eyes.

"Excuse me." He said brushing her hand off him and walking past her with a serious look on his face. "We have to go Kili."

"Kili?" She said looking back to the man who was still sitting on the couch. "You know him?" She asked but not getting an answer she put the pieces together herself. "He's your son!"

Thorin ignored her as he looked around. "Where's Fili?"

"He went to get something to drink. What's wrong?" Kili asked as he pushed himself up off the couch standing in front of his uncle.

"Go get him." He demanded. "I'll tell you when we get out of here."

Kili went off in the direction he knew his brother went.

"You need to stop having such a tight leash on your boy. You've caused him to be stupid, he knows nothing about having fun or about girls." She said disappointment in her voice. "How about yourself my sexy dark mysterious man?" She asked of the dark haired man the young boy long forgotten behind her. "I bet I wouldn't even have ta teach you a thing, if anything you'll be teaching me."

He looked down at her his face changing to a small smirk. "Your mother let you leave the house like that?" He remembered Will saying that to a girl when they first came to this lighted place.

Her face changed from a high look to a pout. "Excuse me?!" She yelled placing her hands on her hips.

Thorin turned smiling as he saw his two nephews walking up to him.

The girl took in the looks of the blond haired man. "Now that's my type! Come to mama sexy!" She yelled as she started to walk over to Fili but Thorin grabbed her arm. "Get your hands off me Mr. Gloomy no fun."

Thorin looked down at her. "What did you call me?" He looked at her confused not knowing what she was talking about.

"You heard me old man..." She looked up at his handsome face. "Sexy old man." She whispered reaching her hand up running her hand across his scruffy face. "I like a man with a loonngg ruff scruff." She said in a purring tone as she moved her hips from side to side. "I could take all three of yawl home….and you could be the main course Hun."

Thorin shook his head at the girl. "I don't play games."

"Ohhh but I do…Do you like S and M?" She asked reaching behind Thorin with both hands and grabbing ahold of his back cheeks giving them a tight squeeze. "Nice and tight."

Thorin's eyes went wide not expecting the young girl to grab him in such a way. He reached behind his back grabbing her hands and pulling them away from him. "Please don't touch me like that again." He told her in a low voice.

"Macho and yet shy, I like that."

Thorin pushed past her looking around for his nephews who weren't where they were a little bit ago. "Hum."


:D Sorry to make Kili so stupid but it had to be done to make this funny. Hopefully no one was OOC. And I've never been to a real party so hopefully it was well don't. So if you liked it as much as me please review

The next chapter will contain drug use...not anyone we like...not untentional that is. :P So sorry if that will offend anyone. But you know how party's go.