I know, I know, I should be working on Aquatic Evils! But my brain isn't letting me access what I had for the next chapter, and instead directed me to this bunny of a plot. Anywhoodles, enjoy the first chapter of Beyond the Screen!
"Goddammit!" Xephos yelled as he climbed out of a newly formed crater, his dwarven friend Honeydew rolling on the ground in laughter.
"What? What's going on?" Lalna came down from the roof of Honeydew's jaffa cake factory, his messy blond hair whipping around as he flew, wondering what had caused the spaceman's sudden outburst.
"I-I... hahaha... set a TNT... BWAHAHAHA... trap.. f-for Sips... a-and Xephos... he set it off... haha... y-you should have... s-seen his face!" Honeydew said, attempting to stand up and failing miserably as he ended up falling down again.
"It's not funny! You could have seriously damaged something!" Xephos yelled, with an expression so fierce that if he was pyrokinetic, the dwarf before him would be engulfed in flames.
"Guys, shut up!" Lalna said, staring intently at a floating, opaque screen that had suddenly appeared before him. The other two quickly stopped their bickering.
"Are they coming again?" Honeydew asked, holding a flint and steel, which Xephos promptly snatched from him.
"Yeah, they ar- what the hell is this?" Lalna said, looking at the screen with disbelief. A small dialog box appeared, one which Lalna had never seen before.
Allow transport?
Y/N
Lalna hesitantly pressed 'Y' on the keyboard before him. The air around the three suddenly felt like it was full of static, enough to make even Honeydew's magnificent beard stand on end.
"What in the name of Notch is going on?" Xephos said, reaching for his red matter sword as the wind around them started to accelerate.
"I-I don't know!" Lalna yelled over the now-roaring winds, pounding furiously on the keyboard before it disappeared.
Suddenly, the wind calmed. The three visibly relaxed, before there was a deafening CRACK.
Lalna was gone.
Duncan sighed as his computer finally opened the Technic Launcher. He was preparing to play some Tekkit with Simon and Lewis, but today the computers were being excruciatingly slow.
"Goddammit!" Lewis said, as the launcher finally allowed him to log in, albeit at a very slow pace.
"What is going on today?" Duncan asked as his computer loaded Tekkit, also at a slow rate. Simon was having the same problem, and was apparently having a staring contest with the creeper on the Tekkit icon as it loaded up. As they finally finished logging in, the three quickly logged on to their Tekkit server. Of course, the computers were going at a seahorse's pace. After a few seconds, however, there was a very loud crack.
The three spun around in their chairs, wondering what had caused the noise. Duncan, hoping that the computers hadn't exploded or something, suddenly spotted someone leaning against a nearby wall, obviously disoriented.
"Hey. You okay?" Duncan asked, as the man turned to him. First shock, then disbelief crossed both men's faces as they looked at each other, realizing that they looked exactly alike.
"What in the hell is-" Duncan began, before he was cut off by another extremely loud crack, and all four men disappeared.
Mwahahahahaha! I really should be working on Aquatic Evils, but instead, I'm going to take a break from the mentality of budder (a short-ish break!) and have some fun with Yogscast one-shots.
I've been watching Rythian's tekkit, and...I have realized something.
The princess is most definitely not in this castle. XD
-Wish out!
*disappears in shower of Destruction Catalysts*