Sorry, about the long wait. Doing academic stuff can screw over your free time ya' know? This chapter will hopefully be longer because I'll elaborate more on Carlisle and maybe end in some gay smut between two secret people, but you won't know who until it happens. Teehee...

No flames or what ever. Stephenie Meyers sorry about screwing your story to hell (literally),but I just couldn't resist. Thank Queen Bee for your critique and opposition to what I was going to put in this story, but yeah I'm putting it in anyway.

Aaaaaaaand enjoy.

"God damn it Lucifer! you did not have to set my kitchen table on fire!" I shouted out to no one. Fucking demons! I heard his ghostly laughter before he appeared in front of me. He planted a kiss on my lips. I cringed and jerked away and felt my eyes roll back. "I still have part of my soul, don't take it away...," I hissed when I started to breath like I wasn't possessed. His humor was back.

"Well, than don't ask me questions you don't need to know," he whispered seductively, "Now, tell me about your need to save the humans from this Carlisle character"

"You already know the story from my dreams," I growled, shaking my head frustrated.

"Say it loud, the pained looks you get are arousing in away I could, but won't explain,"He said huskily.

"You, my dear, dear stranger, are a kinky fuck," I smiled weakly.

"Oh, that hurt! You think of me as a stranger after all these years," he smiled blankly.

"Ugh, you're the devil how the fuck am I gonna know your likes and dislikes when your fucking dislikes are everyone's dislikes and their dislikes are your likes and...ugh!" I shook me head. What shit sense did that makes?

"None," He said sweetly sarcastic.

"Sit your ass down on the couch and listen to the heart wrenching memory I am so inclined to tell," I said in submission and he laughed.

"Giving up is so sexy!" he said loudly, but there wasn't any emotion there so he just looked awkward. I flipped him off anyway.

"Sit the fuck down already!" I thought tiredly.

One day, when I was thirteen and it was April at sunset, a month after Carlisle's attack. I was sitting on the ranch like back porch while Leah sat calmly in the old rocking chair the we took from my room after my tiny blood...possession incident. She reminded me of my grandma in her old rocking chair and blunt in her hand, I smiled asked quietly, "Where do you get weed from...Mom?"

She stopped in mid puff. Her eyes looked moist and she sniffed loudly before she answered, letting loose a puff of smoke as she spoke, "The priest next door to your father, he gets it from one of the hoodlums who claimed to have found Jesus..." She coughed out a laugh and lifted her an arm out for me, "Why just do hugs or just do drugs when you can have both?"

I smiled and walk over to sit in her lap like an over grown child, "Tell me the story you were going to tell before you passed out, mommy,"I whispered, setting the mood for the pain, comfort, and love we were about to face. The wind blow over the two minutes it took for her take another hit and collect her thoughts. Then she started her hard black eyes stared at the upper blaze of the sun about to go out when it hit the ground.

"It all started so long ago...Like poof dresses and un-watered whiskey, long ago. I was sixteen when I fell in deep, deep love with a vampire that was kind, gentle, and compassionate. I met him after my friend Rosalie was raped after my party because of her being her stubborn self, she refused an escort and had to be saved by Carlisle. After she took revenge on them as a vampire she introduced me to him with such admiration it was hard to not stare at him in the same...in a sense, lustful way. His eyes were an unnatural yellow, as were hers and in fear of what they might do to me if I had utter a word of their existence, kept calm, quiet and went along with them as friends. Avoiding all talk of myself being one of them. I had secrets of my own that I had to keep myself and them being vampires they knew something was being kept away from their watchful eye..." She said softly. Her placid voice cracked with a certain emotion that was hard to decipher. Her high was gone now and sadness resided in her eyes as she took another puff and her eyes glazed over again, "Carlisle didn't care about what my secret was and admit, with a fierce passion and strong determination in his eyes, that he loved me and instead of waiting for courtship, even though we had known each other for a short period time, made love to me in the small cavern far from civilization. Now this is when I realize he was insane...After we'd bathe our self and professed our love to each for the thousandth time he told me with a loving smile that he had a wife named Esmé"

"Wait, what? What?" I said not looking up at her, but hugging her closer as I let confusion color my tone. She wrapped and arm around my waist again and hugged me closer.

"I know I said the same damn thing. He said, and I fucking quote 'By giving yourself to me you've joined my world willingly' and I said, "No, I wasn't informed I was joining your world, I can't join your world" and he was all like, "Why can't you?" and was I like, "I never wanted to be a vampire. The thought of being associated with the devil more than I already am...is horrifying" and then he said, " 'Already am?' ".

I giggled a bit at her repetitive girl banter, but tried to rein it in until she said, "Fucking the crew...fucking the crew..."

HA! What the hell does that mean!?

We both laughed ridiculously hard and she let me take hit of her blunt and I laid on her lap like an idiot after hacking my heart out and letting the drug effect my mind. Still coherent, but blissfully dazed, even when Leah continued with her story about Carlisle with her hard tone,"I was saved by my father before Carlisle attacked me...daddy was a werewolve. Easy to understand after what happened to your real mom,right?"

I nodded a little.I sniffed and rubbed my now damp cheek on her chest. She giggled and put her chin on my head.

"I was kidnapped when asleep the same night and that's when he told me about his whole world domination thing,"She said nonchalantly as she shrugged her shoulders stiffly,"Of course when a human gets involved, drama and crazy decided to fuck each other and have a baby named 'ape shit'...As soon as I got there this Aro guy was all with his group and was all like, 'I'm here to kill you for your crimes against humanity and shit' and Carlisle was all like,'You'll never take me alive, Copper!' and I'm just standing there like, 'There are more of you fuckers?' and then this whole slow mo battle happens and shit ton of vampires died and Carlisle was holding on to Esmé listening to her last dying wish..., 'Fuck over that girl you brought here'...That's what the fuck I believe she said and then Carlisle was attacked. I got set free and I've been alive ever since...Werewolves are apparently there immortal and if you don't have the gene they'll bite you into fucking submission."

I sighed and ask, "That was the first time you've seen Carlisle in a while, huh?"

She took another puff and said,"Hell to the mutha' fuckin' yeah."

I asked, "You a werewolve?"

Nonchalant reply, "Yep."

I sighed and said, "Fuck, he's coming back..."

No answer. She fell asleep.

Lucifer disappeared to the knock at the door. He called out to me while unlocking the door, "I love how you cry at the end of the story"

I got up weakly and sluggishly walk to the door behind him. When he opened the door I was surprised. I didn't real care how this guy found my fucking apartment just why the fuck was he here?

"What's up, Edward? Bella here has told me so much about you,"Lucifer said his voice flushed with human emotion like...happiness...

"I-uh-what?" Edward stuttered like the girls he fucked with in class. Ooh! Eddy has a crush on Lucy!

Lucifer snapped his head at me in a warning sign about the name 'Lucy'.

Lucifer shook his hand soft and looked into his eyes intensely and said calmly with a husky undertone, "Come in, please. I know you have things to discuss with Bella"

He moved out of the way and walked...Well, strutted to the kitchen. I sat there and looked at Edward as he sat there and watched Lucifer walk away.

He. Was. Hard.

In my fucking door way. I know Lucifer is "adorable", but damn.

I cleared my throat and he looked at me. Horror, confusion, and lust was in his eyes.

"You live with the devil?" He asked in disbelief.

"You wanna' fuck the devil?" I hissed indignantly.

"Good point," He muttered, sarcasm was clear in his voice, but he quickly got serious when he disappeared from a infront of me and sat on my bed, "You met my brother?"

"Yes and his girlfriend they tried to fuck me silly, but it didn't work," I said boredly.

"You are still a virgin?" He asked still serious.

"Hymen hasn't been broken," I didn't care why he asked.

"Good because Jasper's here now"

WHAT.

I looked behind me, yep his girlfriend to and some hulk looking dark curly hair fucker and some blonde model bitch. Fuck, they are all glaring at me. Fuck, I don't have a gun. FUCK, help me Lucifer!

"No, fuck you," He chuckled darkly.

I hate I live with this guy and he won't go away.

"Why are...um-nice to meet you?" I tried politely. I'm not sure it fear or adrenaline screwing with my voice.

"Hi," Alice says curtly.

"Sup," Hulk said polit- rudely. Really fucking rude.

"Hi," Model Bitch says, not looking at me and staring at my wall.

"Hello," Jasper says, more unsure, but it turned into blankness as well.

Well, fuck you all too.

"Are you here to help me?" I asked quietly. I looked at Edward and he nodded, "Okay then if you want to...uh-make yourself comfortable," I waved around the house awkwardly and sat next to Edward who put his head on my shoulder. He then pulled me on to his lap.

God dammit, NO.

I pushed myself away from him immediately. Jasper glared at me, Alice stared at him grief-stricken, and then glared at me like I would die under her gaze.

This is either really awkward or dangerous. I liked it, the adrenaline makes me feel alive! I giggled in Alice's face and her glared intensified. I must be one of those thrill seekers because I was bursting with giggles. The hulk cleared his throat, "Can I sit in your kitchen?" Easily snapping us both to reality.

"Do that,"I said catching my breath. Hulk pulled his model bitch with him while Alice and Jasper just stand there.

"I know about the claim mate thing, but I reassure you I don't plan on acting on it, I promise," I said honestly I don't know anything about them besides their names and need to fuck in public.

Alice watched me for a moment and said, "Yeah, I'll believe that"

Sarcasm. Nope I wasn't forgiven for what happened even though I don't have a hand in what the hell happened...Wait a minute... "Edward?" I said looking around, "Where the fuck is...dammit Lucifer" I growled under my breath. I heard the wild bouncing of springs in my fucking room.

Then I was bombarded with...images.

"It's my first time...with another male," He whispered weak with innocently.

The bone pale man smiled at his new bronze hair toy, "That won't get you mercy. Now, strip!" He commanded. The animal like voice made the boy shiver and obey.

The bronze hair boy turned his backside toward him when as sexily as possible without being nervous. The Bone pale man laughed mockingly as a stroked his larger than huge cock, "Dance, toy, dance!" He chanted. The bronze boy unsure and fearful shook his hips. The man laughed again and appeared behind the boy. He twisted his arm backwards roughly. Fear and arousal filled the mans nose. The boy wasn't ready. Perfect!

The man tested him with a long finger. The boy gasped. It it hit his prostate! He shuddered and moaned. His fingers were skinny and skilled. No little girl has done this to him in such a swift movement. He moved against him and his puckered butt hole screamed in protest. The man growled and multiple voices murmured fiercely, "You move and I will punish you...More!"

Just then the male forced his self and the boy gasped in pain and screamed in agony. He was to big! He slammed into him slowly, but roughly. The little boy cried in horror at being split in two...-

I shouted in- I don't know pain? pleasure? -Ugh! It hurt and felt so weird at the same time...Edward you idiot! I clutched my head and shook it. Jasper and Alice stood staring at me horrified. I felt another pang in my back then another pain enter my stomach. Lucifer was not taking it easy on him and since he's connected to me I feel Edward's pain and see Lucifer's thoughts. The pain was coursing through both Lucifer and Edward. The pleasure was coming soon. I could feel it in my now dazed pounding head. I let a loud moan and started to convulse on the ground while the my visiters watched my in worry and anxiety.

God dammit! Hell!

FUCK!

Please! Someone make it stop before it tun into a blathering, possessed, slave to a sexual experience that was all in my head!