Disclaimer: I may not own the show, but I own Bulma's eggs and Vegeta's sperm right?
A/N: Procreation in a whole new light! Part of my inspiration for this fic was from those 'Look whose talking now' movies and this porno movie strring Carmen Electra.
Chapter 1
Mission Egg/Moon!
Vegeta sat at the kitchen table, shoveling food down into his throat, still never satisfied. Mrs. Briefs skittered out the room and fiddled with things. Vegeta sighed in peace, but that peace was short lived, for his main distraction came walking into the room. Vegeta hated himself for his liking to the blue haired vixen he had come to distaste.
Vegeta growled and nearly killed the fork in his gloved hand. She came in and brought her glasses closer to the bridge of her nose.
*She looks not only intellegent but sexy with those glasses on* Vegeta thought. he then shook his head free of thoughts of Bulma.
Bulma walked up to the island in the table and fixed herself a plate. Though she was tired and frustrated, with work and Yamcha, she still had work to do in the lab.
*Maybe I could finish and have a nice hot bubble bath afterwards* Bulma thought.
She shivered, but continued to pile the food onto her plate. Bulma went to the silverware drawere and got what she needed, she was taking her food to go. As she was leaving, her lab coat hooked onto the knob of the silverware drawer, causing the silverware to fall out. She growled, but ceased when she heard Vegeta chuckling whole heartedly.
"Shut it Vegeta! Atleast help me get the silverware off the floor, I have to get back to the lab soon!"
"I assist no one!"
"You will if that someone's fixing your Gravitron!" Bulma shouted back.
Vegeta grumbled to himself about how he could let a little weakling make him do anything! He walked over and bent down and picked the silverware up, she got on her knees to. Vegeta's pace of picking up the objects decreased a little, his concentration was diverted at the sight of Bulma's soft creamy cleavage. He exhaled out through his nose slowly, picking up any ol thing! His eyes were on one thing, he returned back to reality when he noticed that Bulma had finished picking up everything and that his length was slowly but surely hardening.
"Blast it!" Vegeta cursed to himself.
"What?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta looked up with wide eyes in his mind but his usual stern expression.
"I uh..didn't win this battle of picking up things! But I shall win next time!"
Vegeta began to walk out the room in a strange manor. Bulma's eyebrow was high, and her curiosity was caught, but she couldn't think she had to get back to the lab.
~ ITROVL / ih-trov-uhl /
In The Recesses of Vegeta's Length ~
A man, obviously the superior in this room paced the front of the room, looking down at his squad. He stopped in the center and squared them all in the eye to see if they were paying attention.
"Alright little swimmers, that siren you just heard was in fact a real alarm signaling the launch of our squad onto another planet. Your coppies (A/N: Here the sperm have coppies of themselves, the originals were coppied, as were there attitudes and personalities, which you'll meet soon. Yes sperm and eggs will have a personality!) are heading up into the launch pad as we speak, now onto the speed...."
~ LSL / Little Swimmers League ~
"Now when you launch out, be ready for dissapointment! Such as the...
1.) Planet's Mouth
2.) Shower Wall
3.) Bed Sheets
4.) Planet not Fertile
5.) Planet's Chest
6.) You Can't find the center of the Planet
7.) Wrong hole
8.) Launch Dealyed
9.) The Planet's a Man
And worst of all...
10.) BC (Birth Control) such as Pills, Shots, Diaphrams and Morning After Pills
What's our motto men!?" The Commander shouted.
"Never be a waste!" The students shouted.
The swimers filed out the classroom, their tails wiggling behind them. The Commander bid them farewell and luck on their mission to each and every swimmer.
"Toro" nod & shake "Doubt" nod & shake "Smitty" nod & shake "Unbelievable" nod & shake "Macho" nod & shake "Guy" nod & shake "Carlos" nod & shake "Marshal" nod & shake.
The swimmers swam out and to the launch pad.
"S.S Vegeta ready for launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...Blast Off!"
~ Bathroom ~
Vegeta had come up here to take a cold shower. He couldn't shake his arousal, no matter how many things he thought of. Frieza butt raping Goku, the other way around, Mrs. Briefs naked, Dr. Briefs naked, The Ginyu Force working at a brothel. Nothing worked. He growled and gripped his rigid length and started to jerk off. He was leaning against the shower wall, ashamed beyond belief at what he was doing.
God he was so close! His pace grew stronger and faster, the cold water pelted his back roughly. He groaned and released...onto the shower wall.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The squadron screamed as they were shot against the shower wall. They groaned in pain and in the fact that their mission was unsuccesful.
"Back to class again" Guy murmerd.
"What a waste!" Smitty cried.
Vegeta cleaned up his mess, the shower wall and floor. he was so angry at himself and the woman, how she could reduce himself to self satisaction and not even be aware.
"That's going to change!" Vegeta whispered to himself.
He grabbed his towel and dried himself, while plotting what he'd do to get what he desired.
How was the first chapter!? There will be a lot of failed missions! You'll see the squadron again, though they may have died, they have coppies! The descriptions of the squadron is below...
Toro - Second Leadign Strong Guy.
Doubt - Can't tell what to belive.
Smitty - Kindof the weaker swimmer, nerd actually.
Unbelievable - Won't believe anything if it comes true.
Macho - Full on himself!
Guy - Seducer.
Carlos - Spanish exchange student.
Marshal - Leading strong guy.
All the things that make up Vegeta's personality! Tee Hee! ^.^
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
A/N: Procreation in a whole new light! Part of my inspiration for this fic was from those 'Look whose talking now' movies and this porno movie strring Carmen Electra.
Chapter 1
Mission Egg/Moon!
Vegeta sat at the kitchen table, shoveling food down into his throat, still never satisfied. Mrs. Briefs skittered out the room and fiddled with things. Vegeta sighed in peace, but that peace was short lived, for his main distraction came walking into the room. Vegeta hated himself for his liking to the blue haired vixen he had come to distaste.
Vegeta growled and nearly killed the fork in his gloved hand. She came in and brought her glasses closer to the bridge of her nose.
*She looks not only intellegent but sexy with those glasses on* Vegeta thought. he then shook his head free of thoughts of Bulma.
Bulma walked up to the island in the table and fixed herself a plate. Though she was tired and frustrated, with work and Yamcha, she still had work to do in the lab.
*Maybe I could finish and have a nice hot bubble bath afterwards* Bulma thought.
She shivered, but continued to pile the food onto her plate. Bulma went to the silverware drawere and got what she needed, she was taking her food to go. As she was leaving, her lab coat hooked onto the knob of the silverware drawer, causing the silverware to fall out. She growled, but ceased when she heard Vegeta chuckling whole heartedly.
"Shut it Vegeta! Atleast help me get the silverware off the floor, I have to get back to the lab soon!"
"I assist no one!"
"You will if that someone's fixing your Gravitron!" Bulma shouted back.
Vegeta grumbled to himself about how he could let a little weakling make him do anything! He walked over and bent down and picked the silverware up, she got on her knees to. Vegeta's pace of picking up the objects decreased a little, his concentration was diverted at the sight of Bulma's soft creamy cleavage. He exhaled out through his nose slowly, picking up any ol thing! His eyes were on one thing, he returned back to reality when he noticed that Bulma had finished picking up everything and that his length was slowly but surely hardening.
"Blast it!" Vegeta cursed to himself.
"What?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta looked up with wide eyes in his mind but his usual stern expression.
"I uh..didn't win this battle of picking up things! But I shall win next time!"
Vegeta began to walk out the room in a strange manor. Bulma's eyebrow was high, and her curiosity was caught, but she couldn't think she had to get back to the lab.
~ ITROVL / ih-trov-uhl /
In The Recesses of Vegeta's Length ~
A man, obviously the superior in this room paced the front of the room, looking down at his squad. He stopped in the center and squared them all in the eye to see if they were paying attention.
"Alright little swimmers, that siren you just heard was in fact a real alarm signaling the launch of our squad onto another planet. Your coppies (A/N: Here the sperm have coppies of themselves, the originals were coppied, as were there attitudes and personalities, which you'll meet soon. Yes sperm and eggs will have a personality!) are heading up into the launch pad as we speak, now onto the speed...."
~ LSL / Little Swimmers League ~
"Now when you launch out, be ready for dissapointment! Such as the...
1.) Planet's Mouth
2.) Shower Wall
3.) Bed Sheets
4.) Planet not Fertile
5.) Planet's Chest
6.) You Can't find the center of the Planet
7.) Wrong hole
8.) Launch Dealyed
9.) The Planet's a Man
And worst of all...
10.) BC (Birth Control) such as Pills, Shots, Diaphrams and Morning After Pills
What's our motto men!?" The Commander shouted.
"Never be a waste!" The students shouted.
The swimers filed out the classroom, their tails wiggling behind them. The Commander bid them farewell and luck on their mission to each and every swimmer.
"Toro" nod & shake "Doubt" nod & shake "Smitty" nod & shake "Unbelievable" nod & shake "Macho" nod & shake "Guy" nod & shake "Carlos" nod & shake "Marshal" nod & shake.
The swimmers swam out and to the launch pad.
"S.S Vegeta ready for launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...Blast Off!"
~ Bathroom ~
Vegeta had come up here to take a cold shower. He couldn't shake his arousal, no matter how many things he thought of. Frieza butt raping Goku, the other way around, Mrs. Briefs naked, Dr. Briefs naked, The Ginyu Force working at a brothel. Nothing worked. He growled and gripped his rigid length and started to jerk off. He was leaning against the shower wall, ashamed beyond belief at what he was doing.
God he was so close! His pace grew stronger and faster, the cold water pelted his back roughly. He groaned and released...onto the shower wall.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The squadron screamed as they were shot against the shower wall. They groaned in pain and in the fact that their mission was unsuccesful.
"Back to class again" Guy murmerd.
"What a waste!" Smitty cried.
Vegeta cleaned up his mess, the shower wall and floor. he was so angry at himself and the woman, how she could reduce himself to self satisaction and not even be aware.
"That's going to change!" Vegeta whispered to himself.
He grabbed his towel and dried himself, while plotting what he'd do to get what he desired.
How was the first chapter!? There will be a lot of failed missions! You'll see the squadron again, though they may have died, they have coppies! The descriptions of the squadron is below...
Toro - Second Leadign Strong Guy.
Doubt - Can't tell what to belive.
Smitty - Kindof the weaker swimmer, nerd actually.
Unbelievable - Won't believe anything if it comes true.
Macho - Full on himself!
Guy - Seducer.
Carlos - Spanish exchange student.
Marshal - Leading strong guy.
All the things that make up Vegeta's personality! Tee Hee! ^.^
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD