A/N: Look, guys! I'm so alive and writing! :P
I actually wrote this little drabble before seeing Bride of Po, the latest Legends of Awesomeness episode, of which this drabble takes place just after I just knew LoA would play the "Tigress is jealous" and "Po is OOC gloating" cards, so I wrote it. Just watched the episode, so I changed a few things to make it fit.
As for my readers of Spirit - it's coming! And those who read Here in Our Moments - I'm working on the last oneshot hard! I have a four day weekend, so here's to writing time! :)
Finally, please enjoy this drabble!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
The Pride of Po
It was finished. Junjie was defeated, Lu Shi's brother was safe, and Po and Lu Shi had made plans for next Friday.
Now, Po and Tigress could go home to the Jade Palace. The only probably was that Po wouldn't shut up: he wouldn't stop gloating, and he most certainly wouldn't wipe the smug smile off his face.
"You know," Po said to Tigress, leaning over, close to her face, "It's okay to admit it. It's natural to be jealous for all of this," he motioned towards himself.
Tigress rolled her eyes. She was used to Po's gloating by now, and she knew that the more she denied it, the more he'd believe it to be true. But still, even knowing this fact, she couldn't help but reply, "I was never jealous."
"Oh, right, right," Po mocked, and Tigress braced herself for whatever stupid thing he would say next.
"You were totally jealous of Lu Shi." Po stated, inching his face towards hers again and grinning madly.
Tigress halted. Knowing he wouldn't shut up, she tried to beat him by humoring him. She forced a sarcastic grin and turned to him, asking, "And why would I be jealous of Lu Shi?"
Her name came out strained and bitter, which didn't help Tigress' case at all. It seemed that Po hadn't noticed, thank the gods; but his gloating continued on anyhow.
Po's smile grew. "Well, we did spend a lot of time together – " His attitude changed then, for a moment. When before, he acted as though he knew it all, but now he sounded as if there was actually a possibility that Tigress was jealous for him. " – and we spent less time together! She took your place, and if you couldn't have me, then why could she?!"
Tigress rolled her eyes and walked away. He had to be absolutely wrong.
Po caught back up to Tigress, his gloating self returning with him. He stood close to her and lean towards her, his lips near her ear, "It's okay, Tigress. It's natural to be jealous – "
Tigress had had enough. She stopped walking immediately and turned to Po, her face directly in his with a growl and a glare.
It worked for a moment, his face filled with fear. But then his face melted into a dorky smile.
Before she could yell at him, he said, "You're wearing perfume."
She yelled as she stepped away. She couldn't deny a fact, but that didn't make her any less angry – and it would certainly bring Po back to gloat.
Tigress was right, and in a few seconds, he was beside her again, putting his arm around her shoulders and telling her how it was okay for her to be jealous.
She brought her face into his again, saying, "I will kill you."
Po smiled smugly. "No, you won't."
There was nothing Tigress could say to that, so instead she punched him in his face.