A/N: Yeah this is my second story. I just can't get the plot out of my mind so i just wrote it. Inspired by Mochi flavored fun's story, Stardust.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Kishimoto does.
Legend:
"Normal"
'thoughts'
"Demon"
Naruto POV
Naruto never imagined that taking care of your former enemies could be so tiring.
He watched tied up in chair as ten little five-year old devils demolished his apartment.
A young Deidara was making clay birds and making them fly up to the ceiling then finally making them explode shouting " Art is a BANG!"
Sasori sat on the window using chakra strings to lift the fruits on the cArts effectively scaring the civilian merchants below.
Hidan was drawing smiley faces on Naruto's mission report while shouting random profanities at anyone who came near him.
Konan and Pein was actually doing something relatively normal, they were making origami, the only problem is that the paper they're using is the paper work Tsunade asked Naruto to do.
Kisame was playing with - more like torturing - Naruto's pet goldfish.
The rest was running around causing havoc.
Naruto sighed. Now you might be asking how he got into this humiliating situation.
Well all he can say is it's all the demon fluff ball's fault
.2 weeks ago
Naruto was dead tired he was running from Akatsuki all day!
Tsunade assigned him a B rank solo mission to Suna to deliver an important letter to the Kazekage, but one he got to the border of Hi no Kuni, there standing proudly was the ten people who are after the mighty stuffed toy inside his stomach.
He managed to run away from them, but they were still hot on his trail and he was already tiring he could already feel Lactic acid being produced in his legs.
He continued running until he felt Sasori's puppet grab hold of his leg. They were about to knock him out when he felt Kyuubi's demonic chakra seeping out of the seal, one thought ran through their heads 'the Kyuubi's trying to escape!'
They saw the ink of the seal beginning to run and they started to panic.
There was a flash of light that temporarily blinded them.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes expecting to see a 100 foot demon fox looming over him but was surprised when he saw something he did not expect.
He saw ten chibified Akatsuki members lying there wearing their cloaks that somehow shrunk with them.
Naruto was still processing what he was seeing when all the mini Akatsuki woke up at the same time.
Naruto was expecting them to shout about ow they got turned into five year olds, but he was wrong again.
Once their eyes set on him their faces broke into large innocent smiles and shouted
"Nii-san!"
Before Naruto could respond, he was tackled to the ground by ten bundles of energy.
Naruto was beyond confused. Even though the minds of the members got turn into minds of five-year olds, they shouldn't recognize him as their brother.
He was still stuck in his own thoughts when a young Sasori said with a smile "Nii-san! Your ears are so cute!"
This only confused Naruto more. He ran a hand through his hair when he felt fluffy ears perched on top of his head, he experimentally tried to make the ear twitch to see if it was real, sure enough it twitched.
Naruto inwardly panicked when he felt a fluffy appendage wrap around his right leg, he looked behind him to see a fluffy orange tail wrapped around his leg.
He did the only thing any logical person would do.
He fainted.
Distantly he heard the kids' panicked voices calling for him. Then he was completely consumed in black.
Naruto woke up to the strong smell of aniseptic. He craked his eyes open bright light blinding him.
He saw that he was surrounded by 4 white walls 'Konoha Hospital' he thought bitterly.
Naruto hated Hospitals!
He gave a deep sigh and lent back his head on the mattress trying to get some sleep so he could recover faster, when he heard the door creaking open.
He looked towards the door to see 10 five-year old children gazing innocently at him. He ignored them in favor of getting some sleep.
He felt weight push down on the foot of the bed. He looked down and saw Deidara, Itachi and Konan looking at him with genuine concern.
"Naruto-nii, are you okay?" Konan said quietly.
Naruto decided it's best to play along, taking the role ad their big brother.
He gave them a warm smile and said " Yeah. I'm fine. I only got a few bruises probably because of the explosion."
" Really? That's good! For a second there we thought we lost you, Aniki!" Itachi said cheerfully.
" Why don't you guys stay on the couch so i can rest and we can go home faster, alright?" Naruto suggested.
" Alright!" they said and made their way to the couch.
Naruto gave out a deep sigh and rested his head back, then fell into a deep sleep.
By time Naruto woke up, the sun had already set.
He cracked his eyes open and looked towards the couch to see the Akatsuki sleeping soundly.
For Naruto it was a really cute sight to see. He never thought, the child versions of his enemies could look so cute.
Konan was lying down on Pein's lap silently snoring. Deidara was curled up in a tight ball beside Sasori, the latter was in the same position, but he was sucking on his thumb. The rest was sprawled on the couch with the same innocent looks on their faces.
Naruto could say that they looked completely and utterly adorable.
'With the guidance they will end up as good Shinobis. With me by their side, i will make sure they won't turn evil' Naruto mentally promised.
A loud slamming noise woke Naruto from his thoughts, he looked towards the noise to see a fuming Tsunade storm into the room.
"NARUTO! CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?" Tsunade pointed at the sleeping children who miraculously slept through the noise.
"Relax, baa-chan! all i know is that the kyuubi was trying to break the seal, then there was an explosion, then *poof* chibi Akatsuki appeared" Naruto explained.
"Then how do you explain the fox ears and tail?" Tsunade questioned ponting to the fluffy orange tail the at lied beside him.
"I... Don't really know" he bit his lip preparing for another sermon, but he was saved by the sound of tiny yawns.
"Naruto-nii, whats all the shouting about?" Little Itachi rubbed his eyes.
"Nothing.." Naruto muttered.
Tsunade took a deep breath " Come one gakis, i still have to take you to the orphanage where you might find good families to take care of you" she said with a small smile.
Instantly, all ten children got of the couch and climbed into Naruto's bed grabbing his arms screaming "NO! We wanna stay with nii-chan!"
"Sorry, but Naruto is a ninja he won't be able to stay with you guys, he has duties." Tsunade said sadly and signaled for the ANBU to take the children away.
One ANBU tried to pry Konan off Naruto's leg but the latter held painfully tight to the injured appendage much to Naruto's dismay.
The second ANBU tried to dislodge Hidan from Naruto's arm but, the silver haired child just bit the ANBU's hand.
After what felt like hours Tsunade called of the now injured ANBU and took a deep sigh "Alright, since these brats obviously won't leave your side... they're your responsibility now. Don't worry about your shinobi duties. I will give you a paid leave for an indefinite amount of time " then she left the room with a huff.
Large grins broke into the children's faces, absolutely happy they won the argument.
Naruto just groaned when the children snuggled to his side falling asleep almost instantly.
'Why do i have a feeling that this would change my life forever, and not in a good way' He thought.
Inside Naruto's head Kyuubi was silently laughing at his host's misfortune.
"I wasn't able to escape, but watching these brats torturing my host is so much better" Kyuubi grinned evily.
A/N: FIRST CHAPTER DONE! R&R :)
JA NE!