Bonjour Readers! This is the one i promised i would do after i finished The Flame That Never Dies! So, voila. U can review if u have more!

The Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do In The Musain.

I am not allowed to make fun of Eponine on Valentine's day.

I am not allowed to replace Grantriare's wine with sparkling grape juice.

I am not allowed to steal Enjolras' flag. He is touchy about that.

I am not allowed to steal Enjolras' vest, wear it, and then tell the other Amis that my boyfriend gave it to me.

I am not allowed to tell Fantine that she's missing some teeth.

I am not allowed to tell Javert he looks like he belongs in Beauxbatons.

I am not allowed to tell Javert that I don't like stars.

I am not allowed to ask Jean Valjean if I can borrow some bread.

I am not allowed to make fun of the LAWR in front of Javert.

I am not allowed to tell Eponine that she and Marius would look cute together.

I am not allowed to tell Cosette that Madame Thenardier is lurking in her bedroom.

I am not allowed to spray paint the barricade blue with polka dots.

I am not allowed to tell Cosette to fetch some water from the well in the woods.

I am not allowed to tell Marius that Cosette ditched him for Grantraire.

I am not allowed to tell Enjolras I love him.

I am not allowed to tell the National Guard that there is a pizza party for them at the next barricade down.

I am not allowed to order pizza for the barricade.

Or soda.

I am not allowed to tell Gavroche that I kicked a pup.

I am not allowed to march around Paris singing Do You Hear The People Sing and then making sure they do.

I am not allowed to tell Enjolras that I just don't hear the people sing.

I am not allowed to tell Marius that Napoleon is dead.

I am not allowed to ask Marius what happened at waterloo with a confused expression.