I. Hate. SCHOOL! I also re-wrote chapter three so go read it first!

Ways to Annoy Mewtwo

Chpt 1. Introduce yourse-WHAT? Check!

Chpt 2. Battle Time! Check!

Chpt 3. "I'm Mewtwo! I'm depressed" Check!

Chpt 4. Mew vs Mewtwo!

Mewtwo was wandering around the house, lost in thought.

"Okay, so maybe I can bribe the brats into leaving me alone. Maybe I could hire someone to scare them off... How much longer will I have to put up with this!?"

"You got a long way to go!" Mewtwo cringed as a painfully familiar voice rang in his mind. He turned around to find his tormentors smiling up at him.

"Morning!" Dawn greeted.

Mewtwo frowned. "What do you want this time?"

"Well, we have another question" Krystal answered as Mewtwo floated into the kitchen.

He grabbed a glass of water. "What?"

"Is it true that you're weaker than Mew?" Mewtwo spit out his water.

"Who told you that!?"

"Well...pretty much everyone thinks so." Dawn said.

"WHAT!? I'm way stronger than that floating pile of pink!"

"You're pink." Krystal pointed out.

"I'M PURPLE!"

Dawn croosed her arms. "Alright then, prove that you're better than Mew. Can you transform into any Pokemon?"

"Uh, well, no... but I can defeat any Pokemon."

"You lost to us." Krystal is good at pointing out stuff, huh?

"That was because you cheated!" Mewtwo yelled.

"We just used our resources." Dawn said.

Mewtwo's eye started to twitch, much to the girls' pleasure. "Okay, can you use any TM or HM?" Krystal asked.

"HA! Ye-"

"NOPE!" Dawn was holding the Official National Pokedex book and was on Mewtwo's page. "You're missing a big chunk of TMs and you can't learn most HMs."

"..."

"Okay! Last test!" Dawn said. "Are...you...cuter than Mew?"

"..." Mewtwo screamed and chased after the girls.

"HELP HELP! CHILD ABUSER! CHILD ABUSER!" Krystal yelled. The girls ran into their room and locked the door.

"I'LL BUST THE DOOR DOWN!" Mewtwo screamed.

"Then you'll have to pay for it!" Dawn yelled.

Mewtwo growled and returned to the livingroom.

Finally! Sorry guys school's been keeping me busy. I'll try to update more though. R&R!