Writer's Blockade Part 9

By Lolitafreak88

It had felt like an eternity and it had definitely been one of the most stressful, amusing, shocking, craziest, enchanting, and musical experiences of Candace's life. She had to be herself while assuming the role of a character that she had not created. She had to get people to trust her, even when she was quite quick to act hysterically, and actually be mindful of what she said and did. She had to develop a genuine love for... well her pet platypus and also help the other Rebels with their plan. She had to sing various songs of different genres and sometimes consecutively. She also had to find an object that was apparently so mysterious and that held such valuable information that it was in a Secret Room. But now, at the gorgeous Gate of Dismissal, now purified and formally renamed the Gate of New Beginnings, still dressed in a confectionary couture dress that had powerful magic inside it, she was finally about to achieve what she wanted to achieve. A happy ending for the Fireside Princess. Standing below her but in front of her was the person she had to marry if she wanted to return things to normal, since she had accidentally changed the whole universe into the universe of the book. It was Perry the Platypus, now dressed in a very fitting suit with a pink tie, styled by Isabella. Candace was holding a bouquet of beautiful blooms that had colored blooms that represented all those who helped her along the journey and who were dearest to her heart. A green flower for Ferb, a red flower for Phineas, a pink flower for Isabella, a blueberry flower for Perry, a brighter blue flower for Stacy, and a brown flower for the Narrator though of course, the Narrator only existed for Candace. Candace had to make up an excuse that she really liked brown flowers to put it into the bouquet but the very grateful Rebels were only happy to oblige. The Narrator, hovering over Candace like a butterfly looking for a flower to land on was explaining all that had happened.

"So the Fireside Princess's demands were answered. Alchemist Heinz lost his magical might and was banished forevermore from the castle and his blockades were lifted, giving the City of Love its prized Fireside Cookies back and the people rejoiced. The Rebels were given new homes in the castle and were honored as heroes by the princess personally. Now it has reached the date of the wedding between Candace and the Mysterious Lover Perry. Both look very radiant and are very optimistic towards their future together."

"Oh stop it." Candace giggled, feeling her face starting to blush. The Narrator truly was a gentleman and a fitting storyteller. This also meant that Ferb also had the perfect storytelling voice too. Candace looked around to see who was there. The crowd of townspeople stretched the whole length from the beach side of the bridge to the Gate of New Beginnings. In front of the crowd were her bridesmaids, the ladies-in-waiting, Stacy, Jenny, Mandy, and Wendy. Mandy and Wendy actually looked quite lovely and if Candace hadn't met them before, she would've definitely wanted to befriend them. But she decided that she would give them a few more years before trying to speak to them again as their real selves were a bit too flighty at the moment. She saw Isabella, who was chosen as the flower girl, whose expression was positive and cheerful, especially since she had accepted a proposal of marriage from Phineas earlier. Too bad that's yet to happen in real life, Candace thought. It was a bit bittersweet but at least Isabella would soon be getting that 'Creative Writers Patch' courtesy of Candace. All the other rebels were there, with Ferb giving Candace a thumbs up. Phineas was chosen as minister and he had finished all his main duties. So he said proudly,

"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the platypus!" Candace gulped though, still totally unsure of how to take this. She didn't even know how Perry kissed. It was such a weird topic to begin with too. So Candace did something quite expected, stalled for time.

"Wait, before I kiss my... husband. I would like to give shout-outs to certain people." Candace announced. Perry didn't seem to mind though Candace could tell he was a bit anxious. So Candace cleared her throat and began what she considered her last goodbyes to the people of this story.

"Stacy, you were my humble lady-in-waiting and have always been a wonderful person to know. You did betray me at a vulnerable moment, but instead of denying responsibility like some mean person, you realized your mistake and helped to rescue me. I can't wait to see you again." Candace began with her best friend Stacy. Stacy looked a bit lost at the last sentence but when Jenny put her arm around Stacy's shoulder, Stacy smiled and laughed. The people cheered predictably too, always happy to hear of one's bravery and achievements. Candace then addressed the Rebels,

"Rebels, I used to dismiss you as the bottom class but in reality you are platinum class or luxury class or whatever the highest class is. You are courteous, valiant, strong, and each have such a distinct and wonderful personality. Isabella, you and Phineas are clearly in love with each other and I think you will find that all of your dreams will come true. Phineas and Ferb, you two are SUCH geniuses and were invaluable in my efforts to regain the throne. I sometimes frown upon dangerous inventions but your outstanding skill and creativity has made me proud to know you." Candace actually began to cry as she addressed Phineas and Ferb. She really was proud of them, even in the real world. She would always try to bust them, yes, but that didn't mean she didn't have respect for their incredible talent. They were admirable and inspiring, and Candace felt like she had finally been able to confess that to them in a perfectly subtle way. After all, this was the real Phineas and Ferb, just as characters and not themselves. This made Candace realize that they were all real people and that she could say things to them that she didn't have the strength to say in the real world. She then turned to the last person there was to address, since the Narrator was still invisible, Perry.

"And of course my dear platypus Perry. It's kind of funny how we... got together. You rescued me, I freaked out, you took me to meet the Rebels, you were confident and strong, I flirted with you, we got put in a box together that was far too cramped, we split up, I revealed somewhat my feelings towards you via magical cam, you dashingly came to my rescue on this very bridge, and now we are getting married. You have proved me wrong about a lot of things. I didn't even think you could kick such robot butt and you are also protective and easily the most trustworthy person I've met in the City of Love. Thank you for everything." The Narrator noticeably cringed a bit at Candace's mention of "trustworthy" but Candace didn't see it. Perry beamed with pride and his eyes began to water as the townspeople roared with happiness. So for a few seconds Candace and Perry just stood there and the Narrator chuckled, realizing the meaning behind the shout-outs and appeared behind Candace and whispered,

"I think you've stalled long enough, go ahead and kiss the Mysterious Lover Candace." Candace shuddered and groaned a bit, dreading this moment since it was first conceived in her head.

"I just can't do it. I mean... when I kissed Jeremy for the first time it was meaningful and sweet and romantic. Kissing my pet platypus fails to match any of those three descriptions." Candace whispered back, not turning her head to face him in order to avoid looking odd.

"Well then just think of Perry as Jeremy, and also imagine this wedding as a potential wedding between you and Jeremy. Think of what impression you want to leave Jeremy with at the altar, think of how you want your kiss to be like, just picture it in your head and go for it." He continued, urging Candace on. That's one good pep-talk, Candace thought. And it was true, this was perfect practice for the day Candace would get married. Even right down to throwing the bouquet. Candace decided that this reason was enough to finally get her to kiss Perry. But still...

"Alright, but only a simple kiss, nothing else. And if you tell ANYONE in the real world about this, I will personally scribble in all of your pages. Got it?" She whispered as menacingly as she could during a wedding. The Narrator nodded and hovered away. Candace took some deep breaths as her last stall attempt and also to really build the confidence to go through with what she had to do. Finally she was ready. She leaned down, closed her eyes, puckered her lips gently and leaned forward. It literally felt like ages until her lips came into contact with something but at last, they touched against Perry's own lips. It was actually not too bad, kisses were always something that people liked to give and receive. Then Candace suddenly felt something that made her instantly open her eyes wide. The feeling of Perry's tongue brushing against her lips. Perry's. Tongue.

"ACK!" Candace exclaimed in the middle of the kiss and quickly stepped back, and wiped her lips with her arm and flapped her hands frantically. Of course the Mysterious Lover would go for the French kiss, she thought angrily, OF COURSE!

"EWWWWWWWWWWW! Why did I ever agree to this?!" She screamed in a very upset state. She felt quite embarrassed, VERY disgusted, and the only thing keeping her from wanting to faint or puke was the fact that things could now go back to normal. Perry was still family to her, but if he wanted to French kiss someone, it would have to be another creature besides Candace Flynn (and possibly all other humans) from now on. She would've continued to act frantic if the Narrator hadn't cleared his throat firmly. Candace finally stopped flapping her hands in front of her mouth and noticed the reactions of the crowd. The crowd looked very puzzled and Isabella even looked cross. Candace then turned to Phineas and saw that his mouth was wide open, jaw dropped and all. Candace didn't have the guts to look at Perry's reaction because she realized that she had offended him and confused everyone else. Candace stammered a bit, unsure on how to fix this. She knew that Isabella would probably have kissed anyone as the Fireside Princess and not show any disgust about it but Candace had shown disgust and so that meant she was not following the story. Thankfully, Candace was quite good at coming up with excuses so she began to fan herself with a pleasured expression and stated with a very happy and even teasing tone,

"Is it getting hot out here or is just me?" It had the effect that Candace was hoping for as the crowd laughed and everyone was smiling again. Perry chattered happily and Candace finally looked at him again to see that he really was a happy husband. He was very happy to have found the one he wanted. He knew that Candace was clearly different from other people but also very genuine and caring, often putting others before herself. She's pure of heart, he thought to himself, and I am honored to be with her. So Candace was now feeling relieved that she had cleared the air of the tension and she turned to the Narrator for what to do next.

"Throw the bouquet Candace, that's always a very entertaining part of any wedding." He stated knowingly. Candace nodded in clear agreement. She took one last look at the beautiful City of Love that Isabella had made. She looked at all the wonderful characters who Isabella had put her heart and soul into developing. She especially looked at Isabella herself, the writer of this wonderful tale that had drove Candace crazy but also had taught her things about herself and others, especially Perry. She, at the moment, deserved a review more than anyone else in the world. So Candace stepped forward and threw her bouquet purposely towards Isabella. Then there were 3 very familiar flashes of light and in an instant, Candace found herself in the Realm Above the Book once more. She could tell because of the purple fog. Everyone was gone, everywhere was gone, and everything was over. Candace had finished the Fireside Princess and was now back where she first began. She looked down and sure enough, she was back in her normal Danville outfit. Candace bit her lip, it was a bit sad to depart with a dress that had saved her life and also that the story was over but she knew that it wasn't the real world. The real world was modern, hip, and was one where her brothers knew her as a sister and where Jeremy was her Mysterious Lover. Suddenly someone appeared before Candace. Candace thought it was the Narrator again but it turned out to be,

"J-Jeremy...?" Candace asked, completely stunned. It was the real Jeremy Johnson looking as handsome as ever. She hadn't seen him in so long that she ran over and hugged him deeply. But then she was surprised to hear what came out of his mouth.

"Congratulations Candace, you have completed the 'Fireside Princess' on All the Way level. Thank you for using the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer." It was the voice of Ferb, no... The Narrator. Candace gasped and relinquished her hug and stepped back a few steps asking,

"Narrator? Why are you Jeremy?"

"As a special reward to anyone who completes their story, I transform into the person they love the most whether in a romantic or a friendly way." He explained with a smile. Candace was pleased to hear that. The Narrator then put his hands into his pockets and requested,

"So Candace, what did you think of the tale? Did you notice any errors or was there anything you weren't pleased with?" Great, Candace thought, time to do some major thinking.

"Well... I really liked how it was different from other fairy tales as the princess was able to kick some butt of her own and also that you could really see the transformation from a push-over to a capable young woman. I also really liked the Rebels being foils to the Fireside Princess and the Mysterious Lover was really cool... even if he was my pet platypus. I also loved the action, the adventure, the romance, and she really developed the City of Love and its inhabitants in a relatable way. Though I noticed that she didn't really address where the prince was the whole time of the story and I'm sure that he'd have something to say about the Fireside Princess being wed to the Mysterious Lover." Candace made a monologue of all thoughts that sped through her mind. The Narrator, as Jeremy, nodded at the last bit,

"That was a mistake on Isabella's part, I think she really wanted the Princess and Mysterious Lover to marry so much that she didn't really do anything about the needed 'Prince' character." The Narrator spoke. Candace put her hands behind her back and stepped forward as she thought a bit more.

"I especially liked the concept of a Secret Room. It was REALLY cool and opened a lot of possibilities. Overall, it was a very well-written story and easily could become a classic." Candace finished. Then the Narrator clapped his hands twice and a written paper appeared in front of Candace.

"This is your finished review for Isabella, it also has some of your other thoughts in it too and some constructive criticism on my part. But she really has a very good imagination, just as much as your brothers." The Narrator explained. Candace smiled and took the paper and put it into her right pocket. Even though her dress disappeared, the camera didn't disappear along with it and was still in left pocket. And what he said was true. Isabella was a very creative young girl, whether it was digital editing or figuring out solutions as a Fireside Girl. I wonder if that's why she's so drawn to Phineas, Candace thought reminiscently. Both Phineas and Isabella were creative thinkers so it'd make sense if that was why they were drawn to one another. Even if Phineas was totally unaware of it. The Narrator then bowed and said,

"Now before you return home, since you have chosen to go home, you may ask me any questions you might have for me. Don't hesitate to ask things that you have been concerned about." Candace did have a few questions for him. She started with one that had been on her mind since Perry was the Mysterious Lover,

"Why were you so focused on Perry in this story? I mean, you made him the Mysterious Lover and the treasure I got from the Secret Room seems to have something to do with him." She asked. The Narrator's face grew a bit nervous and he hesitated. But he took a deep breath and replied,

"Perry was the one person in Danville I wanted you to understand the most. You may not know it, no... You absolutely DON'T know it. But Perry's life could easily be written into a story, and become a masterpiece. But it's a story full of tragedy and overall, he has the most interesting persona out of anyone in the Tri-State Area, well except for you of course as you have proven in this story and maybe a few others. He also holds a lot of genuine feelings towards you, your family, and your friends which is why I gave him the lead male role. I wanted you to see him not as a disgusting pet but more of a companion you could count on." Candace was impressed and even a little inspired by the Narrator's honest answer. She had been a bit hard on Perry, maybe it was because she had gotten so into things like Jeremy and busting her brothers that she didn't really have the patience for her pet platypus. He had sort of become a... routine to her and not a person. He would sneak into her room, or go off somewhere and return in the afternoon and Candace didn't pay him much thought at all. But Candace did see Perry in this story as someone who WAS a person and who was someone who deserved to have all the patience in the world and who had also been caring, brave, and exciting. Candace then pulled out her hard-earned camera.

"So does this camera have something to do with his life? Will it tell me his origin or-" But then the Narrator appeared behind her and did something surprising. He covered Candace's eyes with his right hand and grasped Candace's left wrist and held it forward as she was holding onto the camera with her left hand. It was to emphasize just how important this clue was and is to Candace. Looking down, the Narrator spoke very seriously,

"This is my final clue to you Candace, and I also tell you to please wait till you think you are ready to look into the camera. The clue is: The reality you live in is false, this camera is what makes your reality true." Then he disappeared again only to reappear in front of Candace. Candace was a bit surprised at the clue and didn't really mind that the Narrator had grabbed her. The Narrator had been such a great ally and friend to her as the story progressed and she never once felt that he was a nuisance and appreciated all he had done for her. Though the clue sounded like a paradox, just something crazy. How could my life be false? She thought with some panic. And how could some pictures be the truth if I don't know what they are yet? Eventually Candace decided that she would just have to wait and see for herself and then do the headache-inducing reasoning later.

"You sure ace the cryptic part of clue-giving Mr. Narrator." Candace pointed out. Then suddenly, with a snap of his fingers, the Narrator created a portal to what appeared to be the backyard that Candace had always loved. The backyard of her house, in Danville.

"It is time, I will truly miss you Candace. You may not realize it but you are very special, just as special as your brothers. Your personality has entertained your friends and family to no end and you are a kind young lady, fit for Jeremy. I also believe you can uncover the mystery of that camera. You can ask for help but you must be wise in the choices you make from now on." The Narrator instructed. Candace ran over and gave him a great big hug,

"You are probably one of my favorite Phineas and Ferb inventions ever. Clearly not bust-worthy." Said Candace happily. The Narrator smiled humbly and teased,

"Even though you have an urge to bust your brothers that is quite frankly disturbing." Candace laughed out loud, it was pretty funny. I really need to work on that, she thought. So Candace released the Narrator and approached the portal. It was crazy to think that she was finally returning home after such a long time. It was probably going to be the same day too, which meant it would be even crazier. She hoped that Isabella, Phineas, and Ferb wouldn't be too mad at her for sneaking off and using the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer before they got a chance to. Even if they were, the fact she had a review for Isabella to get her 'Creative Writers Patch' would probably make up for it. She put the camera in her other pocket and pulled out the review for Isabella and soon she was right in front of the portal. She turned around to give one last look at the Narrator who was smiling proudly. She gave one last wave goodbye and then entered the portal, back to Danville. It turned out that there were no weird flashes or anything. It was as if she had stepped into the backyard from where the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer was. She noticed that the sky was vividly orange and red, meaning that it must've been sunset around this time.

"That's quite a timespan." Candace stated to herself. At that moment, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella entered the backyard from the house, probably because they saw that she was there. Candace was very glad to see them but she simply waved hello for she knew they had a few things to tell her.

"Candace! There you are! You missed out on some tasty snacks! Where were you?" Phineas asked. Oh yeah they were getting snacks, Candace thought. It had been a few days since she first used the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer so her memory of the current time was a bit hazy. Candace decided to tell the truth right then and there,

"I was using the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer. Sorry I did it behind your back, I know that you really wanted to use it and I kind of took that from you." Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella looked at one another. They weren't bothered that Candace had used the invention they had made for the day behind their backs. In fact, they were surprised that Candace had actually even USED their invention. Usually she was doing other things, mentioning something about 'busting', or ending up using the invention by accident. So to hear that Candace had actually used the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer was actually something to be happy about.

"Are you kidding? That's awesome Candace! I'm really glad to hear that you used our invention this time. Did you have fun?" Phineas asked excitedly. Candace looked a bit confused at their happy reaction. But then she realized that she had used the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer on her own free will. Phineas and Ferb never witnessed Candace using an invention on her own free will or at the very least, using it without being asked by them. Like that time after Candace had her 'Wizard of Oz' dream or Skiddley Whiffers. This realization made Candace smile and reply gleefully,

"Yes, yes I did." Isabella stepped forward.

"So did you like it?" She asked. As the writer, it made sense for Isabella to want to know if Candace had enjoyed the story that she had created. Plus, to Isabella, the paper in Candace's hand looked very interesting. Candace thought for a second before making her answer.

"Well besides Perry being my Mysterious Lover and not Jeremy, and being put into a tiny box, and being assaulted by robot minions, and having to sing songs one after the other, and getting backstabbed by Stacy, and having to actually FLIRT with Perry, and being locked in a room, AND laying on the stupidest bed I have ever slept on it was phenomenal Isabella. You make a really good rebel leader." She replied a bit out of breath at the end of the detailed explanation. Instantly all of the three kid's eyes opened wide though Ferb usually did have a wide-eyed stare. He questioned in his own voice that Candace had heard so often from the Narrator,

"Perry was your Mysterious Lover?" Candace realized how weird that sounded and quickly explained,

"Since I see Jeremy as my prince so much, Jeremy was put as the 'prince' character and since I have no other romantic interests in my life Perry was cast as the 'Mysterious Lover' by default. By the way Isabella, you really should've addressed the prince more."

"I know! I had finished typing up the whole story, thought it was incredible, but then when I looked over it, I realized I hadn't given the 'prince' much of a role or even a role that he should've gotten. I just hope it wasn't a fatal mistake." Isabella admitted. But then Candace held out the piece of paper she had been holding with a closed-eye grin towards Isabella.

"Trust me, it wasn't. Ta-DA! Here's your review!" She announced proudly like a game show host telling a contestant what they won. Isabella's eyes beamed and she grabbed the review and hugged it. Now Isabella could read what Candace truly thought about the 'Fireside Princess'.

"Oh my gosh! Thank you so much Candace! Now I can get the 'Creative Writers Patch'! How can I ever repay you?" She asked with pure happiness. Candace knew there was no need for repayment. Isabella had really created a masterpiece of a tale that had been very entertaining and contained her personality, her style, her heart and soul, and even her dreams and goals. It was very fun for Candace to live out the story that Isabella had imagined and she wouldn't trade it even for the chance to bust her brothers once and for all. So Candace's reply was honest,

"There's no need to repay me, for I should be repaying you." As Isabella looked at her review, Phineas asked.

"So can you tell us what happened from beginning to end?" At that moment, Candace yawned, a real yawn. It felt like forever since she had a decent sleep or chance to rest so she said,

"I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. I am thoroughly exhausted and I think I'm going to go to sleep early."

"Without dinner?" Asked Phineas.

"Well… I guess I could take a nap, get up and eat dinner, and then go to sleep." Candace decided.

"Great! By the way, what should we do with the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer?" Phineas asked. That was a good question. The Mysterious Force might do its work again and spirit it away but Candace did want others to experience the amazement of the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer and she didn't want the Narrator to disappear for good. He had so many more people to befriend and guide along the way.

"Maybe we could ask Mom to donate it to the local library?" She asked.

"That's a great idea! Let's go ask her Phineas!" Isabella said. The three kids then rushed inside to ask their mother. Candace had a hunch she would say yes, Mom was sweet about Phineas and Ferb's inventions, even if she didn't know they actually did exist. Candace took a sigh of relief, everything was done. Isabella would have a new patch, she was home, everything was back to normal, and she was a sister again. Not a lone Fireside Princess, but the sister of Phineas and Ferb. She then remembered her treasure. The mysterious camera that apparently 'made her reality true'. She was about to take it out of her pocket when she heard a chatter that she had also heard quite often in the Fan-Fiction Fantasizer. The sound of Perry the Platypus. He walked past Candace on all four legs and not just his hind legs. His blank expression was present as opposed to the serious expression Candace had seen in the story and to top it all off, no fedora or clothes. Candace smiled at the familiar sight. Perry was thankfully demoted back to 'doesn't do much pet' and not 'Mysterious Lover'. Not to be rude of course, it's just that Jeremy was Candace's true love and not Perry. Though she did gain some more respect for Perry along the course of the story.

"Oh there you are Perry." She said with a giggle. Perry didn't know what to make of the giggle so he just continued onward into the house. With the coast clear for the moment, Candace pulled out the camera. It was still white, still functional, definitely not an illusion. The Narrator had been so determined for Candace to find it and she had. He could not stress its apparent importance any more than he had done. Candace had been told it would not only tell her something about Perry but that it made her reality true. Candace was tempted to look into the camera now and see what the pictures were but she was tired and the Narrator had also told her to look into it only when she was ready. After spending days as a runaway princess desperate to save her kingdom and fighting alongside the rebels, she knew she was tired and so she might not take the potential bombshell as well as she could have now. She also had to keep in mind who she would potentially confide with about the camera. The Narrator said she could ask for help after all. She might tell Stacy or Jeremy but only if she needed help or if they knew something about the camera. She also felt it was best to leave Phineas, Ferb, and their friends out of this, as this was a job for a big sister to tackle. So she put the mysterious camera back into her pocket and started to think of places to hide it.

"Another day camera, another day." She said to the camera. With the sky growing darker and things becoming more interesting in Danville, Candace finally walked towards her house. The home she had missed for seven weeks and… some number of days.

Post-Credits

The ending part of Candace singing her spin on 'Wide Awake' in the Secret Room.

Hi-Ho the Merrio! Writer's Blockade is finished! Note: This is the first story of a Phineas and Ferb storyline I have in mind that will be exciting, dramatic, sad, but still have the Phineas and Ferb humor and touch XD. So this is probably my favorite story that I have written yet. I think we saw sides to the characters, it was action-packed and entertaining, there was great music, and for my first OC, I think I made a likable ally for Candace. Plus it had some epic moments in my opinion. Now it's time to return to Happy Tree Friends and I have a special Father's Day story in mind as well. But I also have a lot of ideas up my sleeve that I hope to use this summer. Thanks for being such loyal readers and hoped you enjoyed this story ^_^. Once again, I take no ownership of the material used and all rights belong respectfully and eloquently to Disney and Phineas and Ferb. Thank you ^_^!