First off: I now use Kotone instead of Soul, and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO RED AND GREEN! 17TH ANNIVERSARY WOOT WOOT
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Ferriswheel

"WHITEWHITEWHITEWHITEWHITE-"
"N WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?"
A very frustrated White rubbed her temples as N repeatedly poked her cheek, a giddy smile across his face.
"Watch this!" he cheered, backing away and stepping into the center of the room. He then raised his arms and lowered down, attempting a cartwheel and-
CRASH! N giggled like a schoolgirl as he collapsed onto the floor after hitting the glass cabinet, sending shards everywhere. "Tada~" he grinned.
White could only facepalm.

Soulsilver

Kotone sweatdropped as her beloved Typhlosion and Skitty entered a fierce glare-off. And by Skitty, she didn't mean the cat. She meant the egotistic, sarcastic red-head.
"Silver….what did you do this time?" she awkwardly broke the glare-off as the two faced her.
"He took my fudge brownie!"
'It was mine to begin with, idiot!'
Kotone sighed and facepalmed, mumbling, "You could have just asked for more…"
No sooner than said, her boyfriend was at the table.
"…..Dammit, Silver!"

Conflicting

Leaf groaned, flopping her tired body onto the couch. Today had been a long day, with paparazzi chasing her all over. But at least she could find peace at her friend Green's house.
"Leaf, what are you doing here?"
She turned to see the house's owner hovering above her, confusion evident on his face. "I'm hungry. Go make me something." She responded simply, flicking his nose. Green flinched at her actions before calling, "It's gonna fail!" as he entered the kitchen.
Less than five minutes later, Leaf smelled something burning.
She raced into the kitchen to find Green cowering in the corner, the microwave on fire. "For the love of Arceus, Green! Stop being a wuss!" she chided as she grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the flames. Green let out a sigh of relief, before addressing his savior with, "I told you it would fail."
Leaf facepalmed.

Sequel

Mei smiled happily as her rival/friend Hugh chowed down on the homemade meal she served him. It was nice to see him not thinking of revenge for once.
"Enjoying the food?" she questioned, getting a simple nod in return, Hugh's mouth too full to speak. She absentmindedly twirled her food around her fork, mumbling, "You sure are nice when you're not screaming at Team Plasma…"
Hugh dropped his fork. "Team Plasma?"
Mei groaned inwardly. Oops….
He flipped his chair over, screaming "TEAM PLASMA COME OUT YOU FUCKTARDS!" and racing around the area.
"I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE!"
Mei groaned, facepalming.

Burnedcake/Almost

Yellow smiled sweetly at her boyfriend. "Happy anniversary!" she giggled, pulling out a cake from behind her back.
"I made it just for you!" she giggled, smiling even wider as Red's face lit up in happiness.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAKE!" he cheered, spinning the plate around. "How I've missed thou!" He then proceeded to kiss it, then dig in to the side he kissed.
Yellow glared at the cake angriliy. 'Red is MINE. He kisses no one but me!' she hissed in her mind.
Then she realized she was jealous of a cake.
So she facepalmed.
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Burnedcake-Red/cake. Best. Crackship. Evar.