A/N: This story, I shall just point out, shall have sex in it. It will be dirty, it will be clean. It will have fem-slash (girl on girl) and just plain sex scenes. So, because this is an M-Rated story... Yep... If you are under the age of eighteen you must leave. Adieu! So long! Sayonara! Auf Weideshein!

Have we got rid of them? Yes? Good! Now I can continue. Enjoy all this sexual frustration and mayhem... Hehehe.


*ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN*

- Part 1 -

'Could Sam be jealous of Freddie's hot new date?'


You'd think that Sam and Freddie would get along by now, since they're all grown up and mature. Ha! Yeah right!

"Give that back, Sam! I need it!"

"Just like you need a girlfriend desperately?"

Carly Shay and Gibby Gibson rolled their eyes at the madness. They were totally used to the banter and constant bickering. It was insane for anyone else who would randomly walk into the room at the time.

However.

Spencer Shay was the exception.

"Hello kids what's the – WHOA!"

As Sam ran past, he was knocked to the ground. Before the man could stand up fully to maintain his standing up position, Freddie collided with him.

"Ouch!"

"Sorry Spencer," he said hurriedly. "Sam has a very important thing that I need to get back."

"Why are you talking to me about it? Go get it!"

"Oh… right!"

Freddie scrambled to his feet and resumed the chase with Sam.

"As if you'd encourage such tomfoolery!" Carly yelled at her brother, over the top of the bickering sidekicks.

Gibby's eyes widened.

"Fuck, Carly! You just said a swear word!"

Spencer and Carly turned to face Gibby with weird expressions. Yes, Gibby was definitely a weird kid and they all knew it too. Of course everyone knows that 'tomfoolery' is definitely not a swear word! It means 'silliness' or craziness - like this story which I am writing.

Anything could happen… BAM! Weren't expecting that, were you?

Sam and Freddie were now on the floor, wrestling each other for the thing that Freddie really, really needed. His job depended on it.

"Get off me, you idiot!" Sam shouted, shoving him off, roughly.

"Then give me back the thing!" Freddie retorted, fighting her down to the ground and pinning her there.

There was one time that this happened before… they ended up sleeping together. However, since no one but them knew about this – oh and you guys know now, thanks to a certain author… they kept it all hush, hush.

If you think this story is about Sam and Freddie getting together and living a harmonious life together… you should see what happens next and THEN decide if it's still going to be as happy as you perceive it to be.

"Oh my God, you guys!" Spencer called out. "I have CUBED FRUIT!"

The fighting and wrestling paused. They both enjoyed fruit and especially the cubed-kind. Carly sighed a bit of relief when she saw Freddie stand up and offer his hand down to Sam. She held it and he pulled her up quickly. Both the … teenagers… walked over in silence to scoff down the snacks.

"Fanks Swencer," said Sam, with her mouth full.

"Eww, Sam!" Carly whined, handing her best friend a napkin. "Finish your mouthful before you speak!"

Sam rolled her eyes and Freddie couldn't help but chuckle. The relationship between Carly and Sam was quite interesting to watch from the sidelines. He knew that they once loved each other and did everything together. Now, probably because of conflict of interest… they hardly did much together.

Or so Freddie knew about.

Carly and Sam shared a kiss about two weeks previous, but decided to never ever mention it to each other again. Much like Freddie and Sam's agreement about sex, oh come on! We all were thinking it!


FLASHBACK: TWO WEEKS PREVIOUS...

"Mama don't like doing things in halves, cupcake." Sam whispered, pecking Carly's nose and cheeks.

"Sam, what if it gets weird between us? Our friendship… it'll be messy and…" Carly babbled on and on, before being cut off with a kiss.

The blonde girl's lips softly nibbled the brunette's mouth, covering and smothering all the words on Carly's tongue. Before she knew it, Sam's fingers were tangling around her neck and down her sides, dragging her closer to deepen the kiss.

She knew to just go with it. She knew Sam knew what she was doing. Maybe.

"Mmm, Carls… let me taste you…"

Carly's eyes flew wide open and pulled back quickly.

"Sam…"

"Yes?"

Sam's hands slipped under Carly's shirt, and she slowly stroked her breasts, while leaning in and softly placed kisses down her best friend's neck. It made the brunette shudder, close her eyes again and lay back on the couch.

If Spencer had walked in at that moment, they'd be in trouble. But right at that moment, the two girls couldn't care less.

Pants were pulled down, fingers and tongues explored each other and they both climaxed and loved every single minute of each other's touching and tasting.

"We won't tell anyone about this, right Sam?"

"That's right, cupcake. That's right."


Before that night, Carly and Sam's friendship was just that, friendship. They were the best of friends. They still are, of course.

Occasionally, Carly still has fantasies about getting into the blonde girl's underwear just once last time.

At this thought, the brunette crosses her legs, accidentally brushing her leg with Sam's. They're eating cubed-fruit at the kitchen table. Carly suddenly felt some fingers drawing little circles on her knee. A quick side-glance at Sam, who had a sneaky smirk on her face, reassured her that things could get hot and heavy later that night.

However.

Freddie cleared his throat and announced: "So, I have a date tonight."

Everyone, except for Sam, congratulated him and celebrated with cheers of happiness.

"With your robot girlfriend, doesn't count as a date, Fredward."

Carly, Gibby and Spencer snapped their heads in Sam's direction, whose eyes narrowed. Freddie stood up, brushed his hands on his pants and left the apartment without a word. The girl shrugged and stuffed another cubed-pineapple into her mouth.

Not another word was said that afternoon. Carly slapped Sam's fingers away from her leg and frowned. Spencer just stared up and the ceiling.

"Hey people! It's Guppy's birthday next week!"

Gibby!

"Sorry."