Hello and welcome to another one of my stupid ideas that I probably came up with before I had my morning coffee. My best ideas seem to come from that situation. This story was inspired by Fhal's icon. Fhal is someone on FanFiction who I think doesn't write anymore. Too bad. Hope you're ready to squeal(unless you're a guy, but you are and you do squeal then there's nothing wrong with that) because this story will be filled with adorableness. Hope you guys like it!

Marth got up groggily, looking at his clock: 8:05. Sunday was the only day he allowed himself to sleep in, and he hated how he woke up at 8 instead of 10 which was when he normally woke up on Sundays. He stretched his arms, and was surprised to see that Ike wasn't there. Normally the mercenary woke up at 11:00 on weekends, but his bed was empty and already made.

"Strange." Marth thought. Maybe today was just a day where everybody woke up earlier than usual. Marth got out of bed, realizing he slept in his normal outfit. Of course, after the events of yesterday, he ate dinner and went straight to bed, not even caring about anything else. After brushing his hair and brushing his teeth, he left his room. He walked down stairs and headed straight for the place where everyone's mail was kept.

Sunday, for them, was mail day. Since no mail was delivered on Sunday, everyone would check their week's mail on Sunday. He made it to the mail room, and found it strange that he saw nobody on his way there. Marth walked over to his mail box, and got out 2 letters. One was supposed to be sent to Ike, but Marth got it by mistake. The other was Marth's monthly bar bill. He stashed that one in his pocket.

He closed his mail box, locking it back, and turned to leave. However, he tripped over a box than seemed to come from out of nowhere. Cursing, he got up and looked at the box. It was a package for him, and, Ike. He looked at it with curiosity and saw that there was no return address. Picking up the box, he headed back to his room.

For a medium package it was quite heavy. He dropped it on his bed and grabbed his sword. Marth would have used scissors but Ike had lost the last pair, so Marth neatly cut the tape off the box with his sword. But as soon as he did, he never expected to see what popped out.

A little, creature, opened the box and looked at Marth, curiosity in its eyes. Its little, oval-shaped, azure eyes. It had blue hair, a small cape, and, a tiara. Yes, a small tiny version of Marth's tiara. Marth stared at it; it was like a chibi version of him! Heck, it was a chibi version of him! It, or he, looked at Marth. The little chibi had quite a large head for its body. It wore the same outfit as him, too. Marth was shocked even more when a chibi version of Ike popped out of the box too. The chibi Ike noticed Marth and pulled Chibi Marth back, standing in front of him defensively.

"Wai fight fwor my fwiends!" He said.

Marth didn't know if he should faint from shock or squeal at how freakishly cute that sounded. Chibi Marth jumped out of the box and looked at Marth curiously. He said something in some language Marth didn't know. Chibi Ike jumped out of the box and kicked it on the floor. He put a mini version of Ike's sword over his shoulder. Many thoughts were racing through Marth's head: "What the hell are these? Where did they come from? Who the hell sent this to me? Why are they so freaking cute?"

Once Chibi Marth slapped Chibi Ike upside the head, probably for him being rude, Marth might've let out a little squeak. These little chibis were really cute. The prince could hardly help it and his inner girl took over. He picked up his little chibi self like an adorable kitten and hugged him.

"Geez, you guys are cute!" Marth said and sat on his bed. This caused Chibi Ike to fall back and onto Marth's lap. Marth laughed, semi-hating himself for getting even more girly at the moment. He held his chibi self in one arm, and patted Chibi Ike's head, who really didn't like that. At that moment, Marth's door opened and Ike came in.

"Oh Marth you're awa- what the hell?" Ike said, looking at the chibis.

"Aren't they cute, Ike?" Marth said girlishly, hating himself even more for that.

"Uh…" Ike was speechless. He didn't even know what he was looking at. He felt something tap his leg. Looking down he saw Chibi Ike looking up at him.

"Wai fight fwor my fwiends!" He said. Ike was not amused. He violently picked up the chibi and stomped over to the balcony door. Opening it, he reared his arm back to throw the chibi out.

"IKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Marth yelled. Chibi Marth started to panic at the sight of Ike about to throw his best friend out.

"Throwing this little clone out, that's what! I do not tolerate clones, especially when they are of me!" Ike said and threw the little chibi out. With a squeal and a thump, Chibi Ike landed outside in the dirt, his eyes nothing but swirls.

"There. That's better." Ike said, clapping his hands. Marth slapped him across the face as Chibi Marth looked through the rails of the balcony at Chibi Ike.

"How could you throw something so, adorable, off the balcony?" Marth exclaimed. Chibi Marth ran over to the drawer with all of Ike's headbands.

"Adorable?" Ike questioned. Chibi Marth started tying some headbands together.

"Ike! Look at them! How could you not think they are cute?" Marth said. Chibi Marth ran over to the balcony rails with the tied headbands.

"Because I'm a man, unlike you." Ike said. Chibi Marth lowered the headbands down for Chibi Ike.

"Wha- What do you mean by that?" Marth exclaimed. Chibi Ike climbed up the headband rope, while Chibi Marth struggled to hold his weight.

"Marth, face it. You're girly. If you weren't, you wouldn't have called those little clones, cute." Ike said. Chibi Marth grabbed Chibi Ike's hand/paw/whateveritwas, and pulled him up.

"Who wouldn't call them cute? Look at them!" Marth exclaimed. Chibi Ike squeezed through the bars and with a little 'pop', made it to the other side. Ike looked at them and saw his headbands.

"My headbands!" He exclaimed and snatched his tied headbands, tripping Chibi Marth. Ike looked at them, and then at Chibi Marth. He picked him up harshly, startling Marth and the chibi.

"Ike! Don't hurt him!" Marth said.

"I wonder… If I hit him will it hurt you?" Ike said.

"!" Was Chibi Marth's response.

"Let's find out." Ike said.

"Ike, don't!"

"AITHER!" Chibi Ike exclaimed, pronouncing it wrong. He was aiming for Ike's foot, but Ike moved his foot out of the way, causing Chibi Ike to faceplant. Chibi Marth was struggling as he hung from his cape, which was being held tightly in Ike's grip.

"You'll get nwo sypathie fwom me!" Chibi Ike said, glaring cutely at him. Once again, Ike wasn't amused. He was about to kick his chibi self, but Marth tripped him and caught Chibi Marth.

"Ike just stop. They're not hurting anybody!" Marth said, holding Chibi Marth. Chibi Ike looked at Ike, who was still lying on the ground.

"Fine, I won't kill the little- shit!" Ike exclaimed.

"What is it?" Marth asked.

"Little beast poked me in the eye!" Ike said, sitting up and covering his eye.

Marth chuckled. "He acts just like you!"

"Shut up Marth." Ike said.

"Look, just don't kill him. Killing him would be like, killing yourself, or your son." Marth said.

Ike looked at Marth. "My son?" He questioned.

"Look at him Ike! If he's not you, he could be your kid! And by that I mean DNA related, not the, other thing." Marth said. Ike looked at Chibi Ike who stared back at him.

"Little shit, that's what he is." Ike mumbled.

"That's exactly how I feel about you. So, now you know how I feel." Marth said.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

Marth's face became red with anger and impatience. "Ike! I swear! Geez, if anybody's a little brat it's you!" He exclaimed, accidentally dropping Chibi Marth who hit his head on the floor. Chibi Marth rubbed his head; it hurt really badly, mainly because the floor was not carpet. A little chibi tear appeared in the corner of his eye, but Marth was too furious to care though. Chibi Ike immediately rushed over to Chibi Marth, who was sobbing a bit.

"Oh, great. The little brat's gay." Ike said. Marth looked at the two chibis. Chibi Ike was rubbing Chibi Marth's head.

"Aw! How cute!" Marth said, all anger leaving him.

"Yeah, I'm going to leave now." Ike said, getting up and heading for the door.

"Looks like someone is coming with you." Ike turned and saw Marth, holding Chibi Marth, and looked down, seeing Chibi Ike looking up at him.

"Wai fight fwor my fwiends!" He said. That would never amuse Ike; it would just piss him off.

"Shut up and go away." Ike said. He walked out the still open door but Chibi Ike followed him.

"Go away!" Ike exclaimed but the chibi continued to follow him. Marth chuckled as he followed as well. Looks like Ike was going to have a long day.

Doesn't this just fill you with cuteness? I know it did for me. It's probably best if girls read this, because this story is meant for squeals and laughter. So if this disturbed you, you're probably not the squealing/fangirl type. But if you're a dude and you liked this, then that's fine. No trouble/problem there at all, heh-heh. Nothing wrong with that. 0-0