Greetings people! What's this you ask? A new story when I should be writing some other... certain... things? Heh. Well I can't help myself. I need this after An Accidental MarriageXD Anyway, it's supposed to just be funny and kinda sweet and the chapters won't be very long. Not sure how long the story will turn out but we'll see. I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto's pretty little ass. Someone else has better use for it...

Also, as far as the seme/uke thing is concerned, I'd say it's a switcher story with no one being particularly uke... :3 And it's of course NarutoxSasuke because that's what we're all here for!

It's sort of inspired from the yaoi manga Seven Days, but if you've read it you'll notice that it's quite different... X)

Hmm anything else I should say? Nah, let's have fun!

Chapter 1: A ridiculous proposition

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"So then, how about me? I'll be your girlfriend this week!"

Sasuke stared at the man sitting in front of him in the University's canteen. Sunny blond hair, deep blue eyes lit up by the large grin on his face, faint whisker-like scars on his cheeks and a hint of muscle that disappeared beneath the thin white t-shirt and unzipped orange hoodie he wore. He was leaning across the table with his arms crossed in front of him, looking at Sasuke with a rather cheeky expression.

Uzumaki Naruto.

What did he know about this man? He'd been quite perplexed when he suddenly sat down at his table, of course without asking for his consent, and then he made such a ridiculous request.

Naruto, age: 22, area of study: something concerning sports psychology, reputation: known to be a 'whirlwind' in bed he sleeps with anybody as long as they're attractive. Also rumored to turn down any and every offer to go on a date.

Considering that, it's not exactly weird that Sasuke found it strange that he, of all people, should come up to him and ask him if it's really true that he dates a new person every week, trying to find love in seven days. And, as a complete opposite to the blond, never sleeps with any of his dates.

Well, not all of that was completely off the chart, but there was certainly more to the story. Naruto didn't seem to care about his reasons though.

"And why would you want to be my girlfriend?" he asked with a raised eyebrow. "Not to mention I don't swing that way."

"Aww don't be so negative Sasuke!" Naruto said and leaned back in his seat, giving off a sense of unconscious confidence. "Who knows, you might really fall for me!"

Sasuke kept silent, waiting for the true reason since the blond was obviously trying to tease him.

"Fine fine" Naruto huffed, dropping the act. "Would you believe me if I said that I'm actually looking for dating advice?"

"What, you've found someone you like?"

If Naruto was taken aback by the utter disinterest in his voice he didn't show it. He just leaned towards the side to catch his eyes again since he'd glanced out the window instead, chin resting in his hand and not exactly giving off an inviting impression.

"Hmm, something like that" the blond said, smiling secretively. "So what do you say?"

"About what?" Sasuke asked flatly, starting to feel annoyed that his lunch break was interrupted by someone he had absolutely no interest in talking to.

"About teaching me of course!"

Sasuke stared in disbelief at the excited look on the tan face. There was such a thing as 'overly optimistic' wasn't there?

"You're seriously saying that you want to do a complete one-eighty and start dating?"

Naruto nodded, grinning that obnoxious grin again.

"No."

"Great! Then- wait! What do you mean 'no'?!"

"It's the opposite of yes dumbass. I guess you might not have heard it before, so I'll teach you that much at least" he said and stood up, preparing to leave.

"What the hell! I'm asking you really nicely here! I'll pay for everything, besides it's just for a week! And you already told me you're not going out with anyone yet so you can't give me any excuses."

Naruto had also stood up, palms on the table in front of him and an affronted look on his face.

"I wasn't giving you an excuse, I was giving you an answer. Now go bother someone else."

Sasuke picked up his tray and turned around, coming to a surprised halt when Naruto was suddenly in front of him, blocking his way.

"I'm afraid I can't accept your answer then" Naruto said, no longer as laid-back. "You see, I really want you to teach me."

Naruto's voice had dropped an octave, perhaps turning seductive without realizing it, his face too close for comfort. Too bad it didn't work on Sasuke.

"Well, I really don't want to teach you" he answered, as nonchalantly as possible.

Naruto's eyes bored into his for a few more seconds, then he straightened up again, letting go of the table he'd been leaning on slightly. Unexpectedly he chuckled nervously, a hand coming up to scratch his neck as he looked away briefly.

"I guess I can't force you huh? You're a lot different from what I expected."

"And what did you expect?"

The calm question seemed to take Naruto by surprise, and he froze for a moment.

"Well… All the girls are always talking about you as some kind of 'perfect gentleman', giving them the week of their dreams…" He trailed off, a put out look replacing the previous bewilderment.

"So you're jealous and want to know my secret so you can impress them just as much."

Naruto stiffened, which meant Sasuke had pretty much hit the bulls-eye.

"Well, it's more than that…" he muttered, then crossed his arms defiantly.

"Sorry to disappoint you but there's no secret. Just common sense. Now, if you don't mind moving your ass I'm late for class."

Sasuke should have expected it but it still ticked him off when Naruto kept his position. He considered climbing over one of the tables trapping him between them, but he wasn't that desperate.

"One day" Naruto said, holding up his index finger, "Just give me one day and answer me again."

For some reason Sasuke found it hard to refuse the earnest look in those blue eyes. They pissed him off with the unwavering confidence, as if Naruto had proclaimed he only needed one day to make him fall in love, but there was something more to that look that made him oddly… curious.

"And if I say no next time, will you stop bothering me?"

"So that's a yes? Awesome! I got your number from a friend so I'll call you later today alright? I gotta run, see ya!"

Sasuke stared after the running blond, not quite sure what to make of this. Disregarding the fact that Naruto had avoided his question, what the hell was up with that attitude? He shuddered involuntarily. He had a feeling this wasn't going to end well for him. But on the other hand, he'd been thinking of taking a break in his dating. So far he'd only been disappointed anyway.

He sighed as he made his way over to return the dishes. Seven days wasn't too short a time to know whether or not he could possibly become serious with someone, was it? He had yet to feel that 'spark' with someone, and now he wasn't even sure why he stubbornly kept looking for that person. Or well, he still knew why he started but…

Sighing again and readjusting the strap on his bag he made his way to the next lecture. Even if it was just for a day, Naruto may prove to be just the distraction he needed to get out of this slump he'd suffered from lately.

And if nothing else, he'd find out who this person that everybody seemed unable to go a single conversation without mentioning was.

Not that he cared or anything.

I don't know about you but I think this looks pretty promising! :p Tell me what you think! And then we'll find out what ulterior motives Naruto could possibly have;)