Requested by Glaceon1362. This is also a returned favor to her. I didn't know how to make this funny or sad or weird, but I'll try. Note that the Japanese names are still being used.

"I finally caught you, Sakaki! Surrender and come quietly!" I yelled to the older man above me, who was floating on a spear (Beedrill).

"Red, Red, Red, you naive boy. What makes you think you can defeat me again? You got lucky the first time, and deoxys was a total farce. Tell me, Red, what makes Team Rocket so unappealing to you?"

My fist clenched, and my brain instantly came up with an answer. "Because you treat pokemon like expendable tools, you bastard! I'll never join as long as you keep doing horrible things to people and pokemon for your own gain!"

Sakaki began to chuckle lightly, but the laughter quickly formed into a maniacal, frenzyed roaring. "How ironic, Red!" He suddenly stopped, resuming his serious face. "Tell me this, then, would you join Team Rocket if the one you love did?"

Before I could answer, he put his pinkies into mouth and let out an ear-splitting whistle. I grabbed a pokeball, expecting a strong opponent to suddenly appear, but what did appear frightened me more than anything else I had ever seen before.

A matadogas floated gently beside Sakaki, but the rider was the unnerving part. A young girl of no more than eighteen, dressed in the standard grunt uniform. Her white boots gleamed brightly, giving an aura of fearful authority. Her blonde hair was cut very short, almost like a man's, her makeup was dark and condescending, and her wicked smile was borderline satanic.

"I'm so glad you let me handle this, boss. He's a…special friend of mine." She giggled maniacally.

No way. It was impossible. "Yellow?!"

She giggled again. "Yes, my friend, who else? Now tell me, why are you giving the boss trouble?" She said, the last few words pronounced like one would talk to a baby.

"This is impossible, are you really…a member?" I said, my voice lowering in unbelief.

"Why are you so surprised? It's not like any of the things I said to you about my love of pokemon were genuine, right?"

I shook my head vigourously, just to see if I could wake up. It didn't work. "Yellow, I'm sorry, but if you're affiliated with them, you're going down, even if you were my best friend!"

I reached for another pokeball, but found that they were all gone. I looked back up, only to find that Sakaki and Yellow were gone, too. The area suddenly became colder, and I realized my shirt and vest had also dissapeared. What was going on?!

"Red…just give in. Don't worry, I'll take care of you." I could hear Yellow coo, but I couldn't see her.

"Yellow, please stop this. I care way too much about you to let you do these things!"

"You say you care about me. That's sweet, to be frank. Would you say that you…love me?"

I froze. Honestly, when it was revealed that Yellow really was a girl, I didn't know how to feel. The brotherly love I felt for her initially when I thought she was a boy grew stronger, and it didn't take me long to finally realize her feminine features, and before I knew it, I was caught in her trap. Still…even today when I managed to confront Sakaki, I didn't expect this development at all.

"Yellow…Even though I'm not the smartest guy around with romance, you have a very special place in my heart. It's…hard to explain."

She didn't reappear, but still spoke. "Go on."

"Yellow, I care more about you than my other friends, I'll admit that. It's because…I want to shelter you, take care of you, and share the pain and happiness of life with you. Please, Yellow, reconsider…because I love you, and your well-being is all that matters!"

Without warning, Yellow appeared right in front of me, glaring sharply. Before I could react, she grabbed my neck and hoisted me into the air. I don't understand, when did she get so strong?! I kicked and flailed to escape, but it didn't do any good.

"Red…that means so much. My admiration for you has evolved into love, ever since the moment where you kept me safe in your arms, petrified. But…but my love has done something very bad, Red...something very naughty." She began to giggle before continuing. The same giggle full of love and innocence I knew from before. "It turned to lust, and I'm not ashamed at all. I want you so bad, I can almost taste it."

She slowly put me back down, and released her grip on my neck. She began to move closer, her face inching dangerously closer to mine. I was petrified, not only from fear, but from curiosity.

"Don't tell me you don't want this, Red…I know you do." The words barely left her mouth before she rammed her lips into mine.

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I shot up, screaming loudly. My scream was quickly joined by a much more feminine shriek. Yellow was very close to me, a look of worry in her eyes as she breathed heavily. Suddenly, the pain of an electric shock coursed through both of us, and she fell forward while I fell to the side.

"Owie…" she groaned as we sat up. Apparently, Pika and Chuchu had been napping peacefully, and when we screamed, we scared them silly.

"Yellow…what's going on?" I grumbled, standing up.

"We fell asleep under this tree, and I was woken up by you talking in your sleep. You were saying some really weird things, Red."

I could see the worried look in her eyes as I recounted the dream to myself. I did say some things, including a confession. Wait…oh, no, did she hear that?!

"What exactly did I say?" I gulped.

She looked away, her beautiful golden hair blocking her face. "You…when I was trying to wake you up, you were babbling on about me, and that you…liked me. I wanted to wake you, but my curiosity kept me from doing so until you finished, and you just became quiet, and I thought something bad had happened…so…so…"

"Yellow, just tell me. What happened?"

"I kissed you!" She blurted. "I was panicking, shaking you didn't work, water didn't work, I even choked you a bit! Nothing worked, and since you weren't even breathing, I felt the only thing to do was kiss you…" She looked both ways, her eyes beginning to grow moist. "IhavesomethingIneedtodosobye!"

Before she could run away, I pulled her into a hug with a swift grab, making her gasp. We stood there in that position for several seconds before I managed to gather the courage to speak.

"Yellow…everything I said was true. The dream I had…I had confronted Sakaki again, and…and he summoned you, as a new Rocket member.

"W-what…?" She whispered.

"The only way that I could snap you out of it was to tell you how I feel, and you, in the dream, responded that you had a love, and also a lust, for me. Is that true?"

I let go to let her face me, and her visage was quickly contorting to sadness. "Yes! Yes, it's all true! Sure, I kissed you mainly to wake you, but yes, I want you! I want you so bad! I love you, Red!"

"Yellow…" I whispered to myself in unbelief as she crumpled onto me, sobbing violently. It…hurt to see her like this, as the Yellow I knew was happy, kind, and full of life. She would dance and laugh and sing, tell stupid jokes and make little crowns out of flowers. This Yellow looked so broken, as if the emotions held inside her were eating her from the inside out.

"Please don't cry. A smile fits you better." I comforted best I could. Her sobbing had been reduced to hiccups and sniffles.

"I'm sorry it took so long, and with such weird circumstances. I love you too, Yellow. You…you're an amazing individual. There's too many things I love about you. Even though it may take a bit of time, and as awkward as it will be...I think we can make something happen."

She sniffed one final time. "Don't worry. I'm patient, and besides, you never need to worry about Team Rocket. I hate them as much as you do."

I laughed, as did she. I took the opportunity to sneak a kiss on her cheek, making her literally turn purple with blush. "That's one thing we have in common."

In turn, I decided to take her home, as she was still quite flustered. At her house, she gave me a smile and kiss on the cheek for a thank you, and went inside. I was still trying to comprehend all of what happened in so little time, but one thing's for sure, that if Yellow ever joins Team Rocket, which she won't, I'll most likely go ballistic, kiss her, and take her home, whether she is willing or not.

Sorry if that was dumb or anything. I thought it was funny, at least. Nice follow up to one-sided Granted. R and R :)