A Shocking Discovery:

A/N: A couple of my friends keep complaining that I spend too much time zoning out and daydreaming. Something made me imagine Brian doing this, and Stewie getting angry because of it. Well.. as soon as I start writing I have to find a little more inspiration and finish it! To make things a little easier, because I didn't really know where I was going with this story, I decided to publish it in chapters. So, here's chapter one of 'A Shocking Discovery'!

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"Brian! Will you come back to earth and pay attention to me?!"

Brian paused. He must have zoned out while Stewie was talking, and of course the kid will pick up on it and complain... .

"Sorry, Stewie. What were you saying?"

He turned to look at the infant who was sat with him at the table in the kitchen. All he really got was a scolding look.

"For god's sake, Brian... . Will you promise to quit daydreaming and listen?"

Brian sighed at this.

"Done."

Just one word. But it was actually a bit reassuring, Stewie knew that he was going to get the attention now.

"All I was saying was, we should do what Chris and meg were doing earlier. You've been a little distant and I think we should strengthen our friendship."

Brian agreed, but what were Chris and Meg doing earlier?

"Sure, so what will we do?"

Stewie pinched the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb and sighed.

"You have to listen more you stupid mutt... . You've been ignoring me for the past few days and i shall not stand for it. Therefore, I want us to spend more time together."

Although Stewie sounded hostile, he was the complete opposite. He actually was just concerned for his relationship with Brian. The dog had actually noticed this himself, and was pleased. He smiled.

"I'd like us to spend time together, Stewie."

Stewies eyes went wide for a moment.

"Y-you would? But I thought you'd rather spend time with your new bimbo girlfriend."

Brian huffed in annoyance at this.

"Oh c'mon Stewie, Ruby isn't that bad... ."

Stewie patted Brian on the head and jumped down off his chair.

"I'm jealous of how much time she spends keeping us apart."

Before Brian could respond, Stewie darted up the stairs to his room.

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"Brian, we'll be back from the party in a few hours. Take good care of Stewie OK?"

Brian turned to Lois, who was all dressed up and standing at the front door.

"Sure thing, Lois."

Lois offered him a warm smile before walking out the door. Brian looked out the window, watching the family car pull out of the driveway and go down spooner street.

"I guess we have the house to ourselves Bry."

Brian turned round to see Stewie with an extremely joyful look on his face. He was pretty sure he had never seen the kid so happy. But that was about to change.

"Sorry to disappoint you kid, but Ruby will be here soon."

This said, the expression on Stewie's face instantly dropped into a saddened look.

"Oh... ."

Something made Brian want to mimic the same look right back at him.

"Look, Stewie. We can spend time together another time. For the moment, I want to be with Ruby. She's a beautiful, charming women and I have a feeling she's the one I've been looking for all my life."

Stewie just looked down at the floor. Almost like whatever he was going to say, he didn't want to see Brian's reaction.

"You say that about almost every women you date. She could dump you anytime, just remember that."

He still didn't look up at the canine, he just walked off. Of course making sure to look where he was going.

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"Hey, Brian."

There she was. Ruby. She was one of the most attractive girls Brian had ever seen. He was amazed she'd even agreed to go out with him!

But he couldn't stop thinking about what Stewie had said earlier... . Woah-woah-woah. What? Why was he thinking about Stewie all of a sudden? His gorgeous girlfriend was staring at him and he thought about Stewie? But... It was probably just because of what Stewie had told him, yeah, it had to be. He was just concerned for him and Ruby's relationship. That was all.

"Brian are you just going to stand there and ignore me all night?! Can I actually come in?!"

Oh shit. He was too caught up thinking about Stew-... what Stewie had previously said.

"No, no of course not. Come in Ruby."

Ruby took a seat in the couch, followed by Brian. They had planned to watch a movie, have a few drinks, and see where it all went from there... . Brian put his hand onto Ruby's as the movie started.

"I really enjoy spending time with you, Ruby."

He could feel his seductive voice automatically coming on. Though he wasn't bothered by this in the slightest. He actually found the movie kind of boring.. but Ruby liked it. It was something Stewie would probably be interested in watching as well. It was getting quite late... was Stewie even in bed or just in his room? Maybe he should go ad check on him... just to make sure he's alright. He is a baby after all. Wait a minute... why was he thinking about Stewie again? This was weird...

"Brian!"

Brian looked over at the women sat next to him.

"Huh...?"

Had he seriously zoned out again? This time Ruby looked really angry... .

"Do you ever listen to a word I say?!"

Brian wasn't about to stay and argue, he began to feel a little light-headed.

"I'll be right back, I gotta use the bathroom."

He nearly darted upstairs, trying to escape the fact that Ruby was still mad at him. He went into the bathroom and stared at himself in the mirror... he looked alright. Why didn't he feel it? Maybe he should jut go back downstairs and watch the rest of that shit movie, as much as he didn't really want to. He sighed and walked toward the stairs.

"It's killing me you know..."

Was that Stewie? Who else would it be? It came from the baby's room, and the voice sounded like his. A beautiful British accent. The canine crept up toward Stewies room and listened in...

"I can't take it anymore Rupert... I need to get this out in the open, somehow. I'm just scared to say anything to him. I love him so much."

Brian was slightly confused. But the first thing that came to his mind was: "Oh so he is gay?" But who did Stewie have feelings for? Brian stayed at the door, and instinctually put his ear to it so he could hear better.

"I've given him enough hints, clues, you name it. I just wish he'd lay off the bar whores and see that all the love he'll ever need is right in front of him... I could make him happy. He just won't open his eyes and see what I could offer him."

That was so... wonderful. So passionate. Stewie was truly thoughtful person.

"I get so nervous when I'm with him. Like I'm a new person. It's hard to explain, Rupert, but just trust me. I'm getting desperate here! I want him to see that I'm better than all those idiot girlfriends he's had. And I don't care much for this... 'Ruby' either."

W-what?! All that had been about Brian?! The canine was speechless, but it wasn't as if he was going to say something at that moment anyway. He just stood there, thinking. He wasn't gay, but he was having strange new feelings... . Brian tried to shake these thoughts away and headed back downstairs, he couldn't keep Ruby waiting. And besides, he had plenty of time to deal with this later.

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A/N: What you guys think of that? Did I do well? Should I continue? Should Brian say something? Should this change anything? Should he try to forget about it? Is there more to Ruby than originally thought? Is she right for him? Would Stewie be better? Will Stewie confess his true feelings? Will Brian want things to change?

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Tazza xxxxxxx