So check it out! A new story! And this one'll be better than Road Trips and Train Wrecks, I'll tell ya that. I am sorry to say, but it might be awhile before I update The Chibis Shall Rise. I have no motivation to write for that story but don't worry, I'm not stopping it. Just post-poning it for a little while until someone sends a Gibbs' slap my way and forces me to finish it. But hey, this might be a bad idea though, I'm willing to make an offer. Anybody wanna write the next chapter for TCSR? I already have it half-way done, so it wouldn't take ya long. I'm just putting this out there to see if anybody's interested. If you are, just PM or review about it, either way. But onto the story at hand.

This was inspired by a SSB story called 'Love Letter Lunacy' by meltina. It wasn't really the plot of the story that inspired this, just the fact that all the smashers were living at a hotel or resort kinda thing. Yeah, that. So the summary is: The Smashers decide to go on vacation for awhile. Fun times are had, and chaotic events ensure. But then, Chaos seems to follow these guys doesn't it? But it's not just Chaos that comes along, mayhaps Romance will join the party, Friendship may come along as well, and Adventure will bring its mysterious maps and treasure. Oh, what a vacation indeed!


It was a beautiful day. Probably the most gorgeous day the Smash Mansion had seen so far this summer. And it was because of this beautiful day, that Mario decided all the smashers should enjoy it, and the rest of the summer. So, at lunch he decided get everyone's attention for an announcement.

"Ahem! Everyone!" Mario talked loudly to get everyone's attention, which worked successfully and all the smashers turned to Mario.

"I have an announcement! Since today is such a beautiful day, and we've had nothing but good weather so far this summer, we will be going on a vacation!" The smashers were silent for a moment until they suddenly started cheering like crazy madmen.

"And by 'we' I mean me and Peach. The rest of you will have to stay here. Luigi you're in charge." Everyone groaned and shouted curses at the plumber.

"I'm just kidding you ding-dongs! Get your stuff packed, we're leaving in an hour!" Mario exclaimed. The plumber cheered and ran out of the room as well as the other smashers.


"W00T! Vay-ca-tionz!" Roy exclaimed as he ran down the stairs with his bag.

"Outta the way! Hero of Time, coming through!" Link exclaimed as he epically slid down the rails as if he was on a skateboard. Roy watched in amazement as Link reached the bottom of the stairs and stuck the landing.

"That was cool! Let me try!" Roy hopped on the rails and stood on his feet as he started to slide.

"Nononono- Wait!" Link exclaimed. Roy didn't have the epic skill Link did, and Link already knew Roy was going to crash into the wall at the bottom of the stairs. Lucky for Roy, but unfortunate for Marth, the prince just happened to walk over to Link just as Roy reached the bottom of the rails.

"Who are you talk- GAH!" Marth exclaimed as Roy crashed into him.

"Ow…" Roy said as he got up. He walked back a bit and looked at Marth.

"Oops, sorry." Roy said. Just then, Roy's bag with wheels decided to roll down the stairs, and straight into Marth. Link snickered at Marth's bad luck.

"Roy, get this bag off and help me." Marth said. Roy shoved his bag off Marth and helped the prince up.

"Sorry, here let me just, dust you off…" Roy said and brushed the prince off.

"Thank you Roy." Marth said and picked his bag and Roy's up. "Here." Marth handed Roy his bag who thanked him. As the two walked off, Link stood watching his jaw about to fall off as Ike slowly stepped off the stairs.

"…What did I just see?" Ike said.

"I don't know. Marth didn't even scold Roy." Link said. The two looked at each other and decided to ignore it.


"Come on, come on, come on, let's go. Come on, come on, let's go. Vacation, need a little sun-"

"Oh my stars, Fox! Shut up!" Falco shouted.

"Yeah, your singing sucks." Wolf said.

Fox pouted and zipped up his bag. "Shut up. You guys are just jealous."

Falco scoffed. "Of what? A fox who screams bloody murder when he howls?"

"Hey!" Fox shouted.

"You can't sing at all Fox." Wolf said.

"Neither can you guys!" Fox said.

"That may be, but at least we don't embarrass ourselves by proving it." Falco said. Fox pouted again.

"Hehe, come on. The bus is waitin'!" Wolf said and ran out the door with his bag. Fox and Falco quickly followed. As they dashed down the hall, they ran right by Pit, startling the angel.

"Geez! No need to run so fast!" Pit said to himself. Just then, Sonic ran by causing Pit to fall.

"OW!" Pit said as he faceplanted. Sonic stopped in his tracks and ran back to Pit.

"Whoa! Sorry! Didn't mean to knock you over." He said as he helped Pit up.

"It's fine." Pit said and brushed himself off. "Boy, everyone sure is excited about this trip."

"Yeah! No brawls, no chores, no Toon Link putting banana peels in my path!" Sonic said.

"You do know Toon Link is coming, right?" Pit asked.

"Yeah, but it's a big resort, and Toon Link will probably be at the beach which is a place I'm going no where near." Sonic said.

"Oh that's right, you don't like water, do you?" Pit asked.

Sonic nodded. "There's hardly any traction in water." He said. The two continued to talk until they found themselves outside where smashers were already boarding the bus.

"Aw yeah baby! Vacation time!" Wario said as he, Ganondorf, and Bowser boarded the bus. Pit turned and noticed Roy running over to Mario.

"Where are we going? Wii Sports Resort? Six Flags? Disneyland?" Roy asked excitedly.

"None of those. But you'll see when we get there." Mario said.

"Aw, don't tell me it's Delfino Plaza!" Roy whined.

"What's wrong with Delfino Plaza?!" Mario asked.

"It's small and boring! There are no waterslides there!" Roy said.

"There is nothing wrong with Delfino Plaza. Besides, we're not going there." Mario said. Pit boarded the bus and sat next to Falco as Sonic sat beside him. He looked around and realized pretty much all of the smashers were there, just a few were missing. Mario stepped onto the bus and noticed Marth wasn't following.

"Uh, Marth? You coming?" He asked. Marth let out a sarcastic laugh.

"Yeah, right. Like I'm going through that again. No way am I getting on a bus with you guys ever again. I'll be taking Rayquaza, thank you." Marth said. He whistled loudly and soon the green beast was by his side.

Roy yelled out his window, "Yo! Can I ride?"

Marth shook his head. "Nope, someone else already called dibs." He said. Marth hopped on Rayquaza and soon Luigi walked out of the mansion. R.O.B. followed and Luigi turned to him.

"Security system on?" Luigi asked. R.O.B. nodded.

"Everything locked tight?"

"Affirmative."

"Every precaution noted?"

"Yes."

"Guard dogs ready?"

Suicune, Entei, and Raikou walked around the mansion; looking ready to maul any intruder they find.

"Check." R.O.B. said.

"Okay so everything is set and ready? Nothing is missing? You check the list three times?" Luigi asked.

"Affirmative. All precautions and security measures are in check. If none of this works, I'll be inside the mansion with Smash Balls nearby." R.O.B. said.

"Excellent." Luigi said. R.O.B. nodded and went back into the mansion.

"Everything's ready Mario!" Luigi shouted as he ran over to his brother.

"Good. Now get in the bus!" Mario exclaimed cheerfully.

"Nah, I got my own ride." Luigi said and hopped on Rayquaza with Marth. "But you can take our bags, though." Mario quickly caught the bags and put them in the bus. Mario was in a good mood, so he didn't get mad. Rayquaza took off as Mario started the bus.

"Really?! He takes Luigi and not me? I'm his best friend!" Roy complained.

"Well, Luigi called dibs first." Ike stated.

"Well then I call dibs on the trip back." Roy said.

"Sorry bro, but I already called that." Falco said without looking away from his Kindle Fire.

"MAN! What, do you have to make a reservation or something?!" Roy whined. Ike and Link laughed as well as a few of the other smashers.

"All right everyone. This road trip won't take too long, but let's try not to kill each other this time, alright?" Mario said. Everyone agreed.

"This is going to fun, don't cha think?" Sonic asked.

Pit nodded. "I bet it'll be. We are the smashers anyway. Anything can happen." Pit said.

"Oh-ho, it'll be eventful, I'll tell ya that." Falco said.


Truer words have never been spoken, Falco. Now for the notes and questions.

Notes: Can someone tell me, why it is I like to hurt Marth? He is my favorite character of all time and yet his pain amuses me. Greatly. I'm sorry Marth, but I just find so funny when you get hurt, and exciting when it's a serious injury. Meh. Ohoho~ Why do you think Marth wasn't mad at Roy when normally the prince should've slapped him? Link surely doesn't know, cause if he crashed into Marth, he'd be in for a beating. That song Fox is singing, I have no idea what it sounds like. I just looked up some song title 'vacation' and picked the one that looked like it had the best lyrics. Ones that reffered to a vacation, that is. Also meh.

Questions: Anyone up for that offer I put at the top? What should happen when they get to the resort? What will be the first thing Toon Link does when he gets there? Please answer these questions if you can, at least one of them please, otherwise there won't be any chapters anytime soon.

Any suggestions or requests(such as things you'd like to see happen) will be praised! As I cannot write anything without them! Thanks!