Hay and Wally only made it about 10 feet before someone stopped them. And by someone, I mean a big blond dude. He was wearing what appeared to be a flannel shirt, massive Levis, and steel-toed combat boots. Yeah, he looked pretty awesome. This man's name was Steve Rodgers. Do you recognize it? You should! This is freaking CAPTAIN AMERICA HERE! The very DEFINITION of patriotism, the one Uncle Sam wishes he could be, the one... *cough cough* Ahem. Yeah... off topic. Anyway, unfortunately for good ole' Cap here, Hay recognized him.

Hay stopped dead in her tracks, and Wally stopped right behind her. Hay slowly stepped in front of Wally, just as the Cap'n said:

"I believe you should come with us."

"KF?" Hay glanced back towards Wally. "I think you should run now. To where we planned."

Wally shot her an incredulous look. "And how do you plan on getting there?"

Hay grinned wolfishly. "By doing what I do best." She turned towards the Captain. "By doing something crazy!"

And something crazy she did.

Three things happened at once.

Wally shot out the door.

Steve stepped towards Wally.

And Hay punched Steve.

The Cap'n was so surprised, the blow actually landed.

Unfortunately for Hay, it felt like punching a brick wall.

"Son of a mother-ducking little...!" she yelped. Another few things happened in the next moment.

The Avengers' team fell into formation from a signal from the Cap'n.

Hay also ran towards the door.

The red-headed woman also known as Natasha shot after her.

And Wal-Mart security was called. The team quickly left soon after that call. Fortunately for the team (Not so much for Hay,) the crazy-girl was caught in the store parking lot.

"Why you-!"

The girl had been captured for less than half an hour, and she was already getting on Clint's nerves. She had repeatedly stolen Clint's bow, called him Cupid several times, stolen Bruce's glasses AND Steve's shield, and for some reason kept proclaiming "I'm the HERO!", and laughing annoyingly, much to Tony's eternal amusement and Clint's ire.

"How old are you again?" Tony asked the girl.

"Fourteen!" she replied brightly.

She started to stare at Clint once again. There was something very amusing about his face, apparently.

"Don't worry Arthur! We'll get you together with Alfred!" she suddenly burst out. She then wiggled her eyebrows suggestively. "Or would you prefer Francis?"

Clint just sputtered incoherently. "I'M NOT GAY!" She patted Clint on the shoulder.

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt," she said wisely and all sage-like.

Steve was confused.

Bruce was slightly amused, but a tad annoyed, 'cause he wanted his glasses back. (They were still worn by the crazy-lady, when she stole Steve's shield and proclaimed "I'm THE HERO!")

Natasha just observed the whole scene.

And Tony burst out laughing. "I like this girl!" he turned towards the dark shadow that had appeared on the ship, "Can we keep her?" he begged, puppy-dog eyes and all.

Director Fury sighed internally, "No."

Tony pouted. "But-"

"No."

"Why?"

"No. Just- No."

Fury stepped out of the shadowy corner.

"So. Ms. Meadow."

She smiled winningly. "Can you call me Hay? Ms. Meadow is my mother... Not to mention my fifth grade teacher.." She mumbled.

Fury raised an eyebrow. "Alright... Hay. Can you tell me why you are helping an illegal alien?"

Hay stated to laugh again. "Oh, KF? He's human. Just a little enhanced, not to mention dimensionally lost."

Fury raised another brow. "And how would you know all of this?"

Another grin. "There are several chance occurrences happening all at once. One," Hay ticked a finger, "I'm a comic book nerd. Two," another finger, "He happened to know my aunt Gloria. Three, " once again, another finger, " I happened to recognize KF, and finally, " she grinned mischievously, "I happen to know one Professor by the name of Xavier, and he sent out a very interesting message about a week ago." Her grin dropped, and for the first time in the period she was with the Avengers, she was completely serious.

"That someone opened a dimensional portal. Someone with some serious magic. Someone god-like."

To be continued...

I never really expected Hay to be here for more than one or two chapters... But she just kind of showed up and stole the keyboard...

By the way, the last chapter was the last of my pre-written ones, so now I'm just writing by the seat of my pants. ;)

Any and all suggestions are welcome!

-Hari-chan ~!

Omake!:

Wally was surfin' the 'net, bored out of his mind, waiting for Hay to come home. Something in the browser history caught his attention.

"Hmmm... What is 'fanfiction . net '?"

He clicked on the link, curious. Oh, how Wally would come to regret this little, curious action.

Half an hour later...

Hay put her key away as she opened the door to her home.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

She rushed into the office area where she had left Wally, only to find him curled up in the closet, and slowly rocking himself.

"...Wally?" she called out. "What's wrong...?" Wally looked up at her, eyes haunted, and pointed at the computer, his hand shaking. She turned towards the monitor, where the web browser was still open.

She walked up, read what was on the screen, and face-palmed.

Great, she thought, I have a traumatized speedster on my hands.

The text on the screen read:

"Bruce bit down onto Wally's neck, letting out a moan. He teased his entrance with the tip of his index finger.."

AHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA! *wipes tear away* I couldn't help it. But really, I do find Bat-Flash a bit disturbing, even though I thoroughly support other pairings *Cough* Bird-Flash *Cough Cough* Eh? I didn't say anything...