PART OF THEIR WORLD

So you thought I was done, were ya? Like a certain Miss Meyer, I got little surprises of my own. Whether you're a friend or enemy of the series, this ought to give you a laugh.

Original Song © Howard Ashman and Alan Menken

Modified Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (yeah, I know, been there, done that)

All rights reserved.

Look at my stuff,
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my whole life is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl,
The girl who has everything?

I've got a home,
Blessings untold,
How many outfits can one closet hold?
Straight from a glance, you would think,
"Sure, she's got everything!"

I've got parents and prospects aplenty.
I've got boyfriends and girlfriends galore.
You want classical records? I've got twenty!

But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more…

I want to be where the vampires are.
I want to see,
Want to see 'em shimmer,
Dancing on the tips of their—
What do we call them?
Oh, feet!

Merely mortals, they don't get too far.
Guys are required to glow and glimmer,
Strutting their stuff down the—
What's that word again?
Street!

Out where they walk,
Out where they run,
Out where they shine all day in the sun!
Cold, dead, and free,
Wish I could be
Part of their world.

What would I give
If I could live in those dark waters?
What would I pay
To spend a day with my hot guy?
Bet in their land,
They understand
That your old boyfriends date your daughters.
Passive women,
Sick of livin',
Ready to die!

I'm ready to know
What the corpses know,
Mooch off my readers
And make them crazy.

What are vampires,
And why don't they—
What's the word?
Burn!

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love,
Love to explore that pipe dream above?

Well, why not me?
Wish I could be
Part of their world...