Zelda Hi-Tech





Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, I don't own Star Trek in any of it's forms....I don't own much of anything.



A/N: Don't ask where I came up with this whole idea..I can't figure it out myself.





**The Zelda crew materializes on the bridge of the NCC-1701-D U.S.S. Enterprise. There is no crew here, but everything is on full power**





ZELDA: Ummm.....Where are we?

MALON: Lots of pretty lights.....**zones out**

ZELDA: -_-()

LINK: Hey, what does this do? **goes over to captain's chair and pushes one of the controls on the arm**

VIEWSCREEN: **lights up showing starfield**

ALL: O_O

RAURU: So......where's the kitchen?

IMPA: You can't cook.

RAURU: I'm wasting away here!! I haven't eaten for a half an hour now!!

IMPA: **groan**

SARIA: **in the back corner** What's this thing? **Steps near it**

TURBOLIFT: **opens**

ALL: O_O (yes, again. They will be doing that a lot)

**everyone gets in, and the lift goes up to a random level**

**everybody off!!!!!!**

SHEIK: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooong corridor.

ZELDA: -_- Thank you Mr. Information.

RAURU: Is the kitchen here?

ZELDA: **glare of doom**

LINK: Hey, what's this door?

**opens door, it is a black room with a yellow grid. When everybody is in, the door closes and disappears.**

NABOORU: Um....pretty?

IMPA: There has to be more to this...

ZELDA: I miss my castle...

LINK: So where were you when you were abducted?

ZELDA: I was in the new addition to the palace, you know, the patio with the screen door.....overlooking the field...**goes on to describe for five minutes**

HOLODECK: **creates**

ALL: O_O

SHEIK: Hey, let me try!! First, we need to clear this one..

HOLODECK: **reverts back to black and yellow**

SHEIK: **describes his dream house**

HOLODECK: **creates**

SARIA: You have some strange tastes. Hey, what's Nabooru doing?

NABOORU: **going inside house** I wanna see how much of this thing this room created.

**everyone follows, then comes running out**

SHEIK: This is just too freaky.

SARIA: I WANT OUT!!

DOOR: **appears**

ALL: **run out into the corridor**

NABOORU: What else can possibly be here...

**they head down and find..............TEN-FORWARD!!! GUINAN IS THERE TOO!!**

GUINAN: Hello.

ZELDA: Ummmmm....who are you?

GUINAN: I am the hostess of Ten-Forward, Guinan. Would you like some synthohol?

LINK: What's that?

GUINAN: It's like alcohol, but not. It won't make you drunk.

RAURU: Do you have any food?

GUINAN: What would you like?

RAURU: Grilled Red Tektite with a side of minced baby Dodongo.

GUINAN: ???

ZELDA: You don't even know what that is? What kind of world is this?!

GUINAN: Maybe if I knew your species I could look it up.

ZELDA/LINK/RAURU: Hylian.

SARIA: Kokiri.

RUTO: Zora.

GANNONDORF/NABOORU: Gerudo.

IMPA/SHEIK: Sheikan.

DARUNIA: Goron. Do you have any tasty rocks?

GUINAN: Ummmmmmmm....I'm not familiar with any of those races.....and neither is the computer.....

ZELDA: Great. We are abducted away from our home, and now we are in a strange place where nothing makes sense and there is no real food!!

LINK: Is there a place we can stay at least?

GUINAN: Sure. I'll get you some quarters.





Will they get food? Will they try our food? Why is Rauru such an idiot? Why can't Sheik decorate? Why am I asking questions no one cares about? Should I continue....or burn it?





Also: I'm not sure if I spelled Guinan right......I think that is how it is spelled..I can't find it anywhere though.....if you know, could you please tell me?