Zelda Hi-Tech
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, I don't own Star Trek in any of it's forms....I don't own much of anything.
A/N: Don't ask where I came up with this whole idea..I can't figure it out myself.
**The Zelda crew materializes on the bridge of the NCC-1701-D U.S.S. Enterprise. There is no crew here, but everything is on full power**
ZELDA: Ummm.....Where are we?
MALON: Lots of pretty lights.....**zones out**
ZELDA: -_-()
LINK: Hey, what does this do? **goes over to captain's chair and pushes one of the controls on the arm**
VIEWSCREEN: **lights up showing starfield**
ALL: O_O
RAURU: So......where's the kitchen?
IMPA: You can't cook.
RAURU: I'm wasting away here!! I haven't eaten for a half an hour now!!
IMPA: **groan**
SARIA: **in the back corner** What's this thing? **Steps near it**
TURBOLIFT: **opens**
ALL: O_O (yes, again. They will be doing that a lot)
**everyone gets in, and the lift goes up to a random level**
**everybody off!!!!!!**
SHEIK: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooong corridor.
ZELDA: -_- Thank you Mr. Information.
RAURU: Is the kitchen here?
ZELDA: **glare of doom**
LINK: Hey, what's this door?
**opens door, it is a black room with a yellow grid. When everybody is in, the door closes and disappears.**
NABOORU: Um....pretty?
IMPA: There has to be more to this...
ZELDA: I miss my castle...
LINK: So where were you when you were abducted?
ZELDA: I was in the new addition to the palace, you know, the patio with the screen door.....overlooking the field...**goes on to describe for five minutes**
HOLODECK: **creates**
ALL: O_O
SHEIK: Hey, let me try!! First, we need to clear this one..
HOLODECK: **reverts back to black and yellow**
SHEIK: **describes his dream house**
HOLODECK: **creates**
SARIA: You have some strange tastes. Hey, what's Nabooru doing?
NABOORU: **going inside house** I wanna see how much of this thing this room created.
**everyone follows, then comes running out**
SHEIK: This is just too freaky.
SARIA: I WANT OUT!!
DOOR: **appears**
ALL: **run out into the corridor**
NABOORU: What else can possibly be here...
**they head down and find..............TEN-FORWARD!!! GUINAN IS THERE TOO!!**
GUINAN: Hello.
ZELDA: Ummmmm....who are you?
GUINAN: I am the hostess of Ten-Forward, Guinan. Would you like some synthohol?
LINK: What's that?
GUINAN: It's like alcohol, but not. It won't make you drunk.
RAURU: Do you have any food?
GUINAN: What would you like?
RAURU: Grilled Red Tektite with a side of minced baby Dodongo.
GUINAN: ???
ZELDA: You don't even know what that is? What kind of world is this?!
GUINAN: Maybe if I knew your species I could look it up.
ZELDA/LINK/RAURU: Hylian.
SARIA: Kokiri.
RUTO: Zora.
GANNONDORF/NABOORU: Gerudo.
IMPA/SHEIK: Sheikan.
DARUNIA: Goron. Do you have any tasty rocks?
GUINAN: Ummmmmmmm....I'm not familiar with any of those races.....and neither is the computer.....
ZELDA: Great. We are abducted away from our home, and now we are in a strange place where nothing makes sense and there is no real food!!
LINK: Is there a place we can stay at least?
GUINAN: Sure. I'll get you some quarters.
Will they get food? Will they try our food? Why is Rauru such an idiot? Why can't Sheik decorate? Why am I asking questions no one cares about? Should I continue....or burn it?
Also: I'm not sure if I spelled Guinan right......I think that is how it is spelled..I can't find it anywhere though.....if you know, could you please tell me?
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, I don't own Star Trek in any of it's forms....I don't own much of anything.
A/N: Don't ask where I came up with this whole idea..I can't figure it out myself.
**The Zelda crew materializes on the bridge of the NCC-1701-D U.S.S. Enterprise. There is no crew here, but everything is on full power**
ZELDA: Ummm.....Where are we?
MALON: Lots of pretty lights.....**zones out**
ZELDA: -_-()
LINK: Hey, what does this do? **goes over to captain's chair and pushes one of the controls on the arm**
VIEWSCREEN: **lights up showing starfield**
ALL: O_O
RAURU: So......where's the kitchen?
IMPA: You can't cook.
RAURU: I'm wasting away here!! I haven't eaten for a half an hour now!!
IMPA: **groan**
SARIA: **in the back corner** What's this thing? **Steps near it**
TURBOLIFT: **opens**
ALL: O_O (yes, again. They will be doing that a lot)
**everyone gets in, and the lift goes up to a random level**
**everybody off!!!!!!**
SHEIK: Loooooooooooooooooooooooooong corridor.
ZELDA: -_- Thank you Mr. Information.
RAURU: Is the kitchen here?
ZELDA: **glare of doom**
LINK: Hey, what's this door?
**opens door, it is a black room with a yellow grid. When everybody is in, the door closes and disappears.**
NABOORU: Um....pretty?
IMPA: There has to be more to this...
ZELDA: I miss my castle...
LINK: So where were you when you were abducted?
ZELDA: I was in the new addition to the palace, you know, the patio with the screen door.....overlooking the field...**goes on to describe for five minutes**
HOLODECK: **creates**
ALL: O_O
SHEIK: Hey, let me try!! First, we need to clear this one..
HOLODECK: **reverts back to black and yellow**
SHEIK: **describes his dream house**
HOLODECK: **creates**
SARIA: You have some strange tastes. Hey, what's Nabooru doing?
NABOORU: **going inside house** I wanna see how much of this thing this room created.
**everyone follows, then comes running out**
SHEIK: This is just too freaky.
SARIA: I WANT OUT!!
DOOR: **appears**
ALL: **run out into the corridor**
NABOORU: What else can possibly be here...
**they head down and find..............TEN-FORWARD!!! GUINAN IS THERE TOO!!**
GUINAN: Hello.
ZELDA: Ummmmm....who are you?
GUINAN: I am the hostess of Ten-Forward, Guinan. Would you like some synthohol?
LINK: What's that?
GUINAN: It's like alcohol, but not. It won't make you drunk.
RAURU: Do you have any food?
GUINAN: What would you like?
RAURU: Grilled Red Tektite with a side of minced baby Dodongo.
GUINAN: ???
ZELDA: You don't even know what that is? What kind of world is this?!
GUINAN: Maybe if I knew your species I could look it up.
ZELDA/LINK/RAURU: Hylian.
SARIA: Kokiri.
RUTO: Zora.
GANNONDORF/NABOORU: Gerudo.
IMPA/SHEIK: Sheikan.
DARUNIA: Goron. Do you have any tasty rocks?
GUINAN: Ummmmmmmm....I'm not familiar with any of those races.....and neither is the computer.....
ZELDA: Great. We are abducted away from our home, and now we are in a strange place where nothing makes sense and there is no real food!!
LINK: Is there a place we can stay at least?
GUINAN: Sure. I'll get you some quarters.
Will they get food? Will they try our food? Why is Rauru such an idiot? Why can't Sheik decorate? Why am I asking questions no one cares about? Should I continue....or burn it?
Also: I'm not sure if I spelled Guinan right......I think that is how it is spelled..I can't find it anywhere though.....if you know, could you please tell me?