Welcome everyone to the next chapter in my Family Guy fics! Brian and Barbara are married. What's going to happen next?

Barbara smiled as she watched Lois put Stewie in his crib for the night. Ever since she and Brian got back from their weeklong honeymoon, she hung out with Stewie, seeing what she missed.

"Goodnight, sweetie. Mommy loves you", Lois said kissing him.

"I'll be downstairs with Brian", Barbara said. "If you need anything, just holler."

Stewie yawned as he watched her leave. He closed his eyes to sleep but was startled by a loud noise coming from downstairs. It sounded like laughing and moaning at the same time.

"What the deuce?" he asked sitting up. "Barbara? What's that racket?"

Stewie got no answer as the moaning continued. He climbed out of his crib to see what was going on. He walked to the stairs yelling again.

"Barbara! Brian!"

He stopped at the middle of the stars as he looked to see where that noise was coming from. He started gasping as he saw Brian and Barbara on the floor in the living room going at it, doggy style. He screamed at the top of his lungs running back to his room.

It seems today that all you see

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values

On which we used to rely?

Lucky there's a family guy

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

All the things that make us

Laugh and cry

He's…a…fam…ily…guy!