author's note:

heeyyyya guys, UCHIHARUNO27 here! i hope you guys may like this AWESOME story, cause this is my first chapter here in this AWESOME site..

i really hope this story will make your day, may be to your liking and make yourself wanting more of it cause this will be AWESOME! and don't judge me if this story is a bit crappy.. kay?

this story is dedicated to my awesome friend cheesecake? am i right?

cheezecake: i think so, and thanks dude!

Me: it's alright bro! you were the most serious reader for this story, of course i would metion you!

cheezecake: *sniff* w-well... that is so... *sniff* ... thank you! *jumps towards me*

Me: SELF...DEFENSE... ACTIVATE! *brings out phazer (electrocuting thingy)* *zaps*

cheezecake: ajkaljfdnvnanonfnsofionfnlan mlsnflnnvjlnjn CHEEZZE! lkdjkfjkaljlkfjl SUGAR PEAS! jkjfkaskdf...azza... *faints*

Me: ...*poker face* *stares to audience* you tell nothing to no one... PEACE! *flys away* now READ LE MASTERPIECE! XD

cheezecake's spirit: UCHIHARUNO27 does not own naruto, if she would it would be named THE DAILY LIVES OF NINJA'S! XD

OPERATION: ignore sasuke to get sasuke

CHAPTER 1

SAKURA'S P.O.V.

(scene: entrance of konoha)

" *sigh*… Sasuke-kun, Naruto and Kakashi-sensei are always late…" I said while leaning on the door of the gates of konoha, If I could just spot where they are.. " Hm?" I was cut off to see my future husband walking towards our meeting spot.

"AH! SASUKE-KUN!" I yelled happily while waving my arm up and down frantically. I blushed like hell when he stared at me with his black lustrous orbs. Sigh… I will never get used to that…

"Hn.. your early as usual.." he commented me without looking at me.

KYA! HE REMEMBERS! I FINALLY HAVE A STALKER! AND IT'S THE SASUKE UCHIHA! I thought wildly.

I ran towards him to give him a big welcome hug.. yes, I usually hug him.. but I guess he doesn't mind.. *smiles* (Author: Liar… =3= )

When I was about to give him my ( author: poisonous/Deadly..) hug, he grabbed my right arm and twisted it which caused me to yelp in pain and to go down on my knees.

He knelt down next to me still twisting my arm and said,

"You do that again and I assure you, you will be in the hospital for 2 weeks.. you GOT that?"

my eyes widened in surprise and horror, he would never do that.. never! But… there is some part of me that believes in him.. he will literally injure me.. hard…

He stood up and threw my arm at me which made me move back a bit..

I tried to hold back the tears but it just kept flowing down my cheeks uncontrollably, I told myself to stop but my body was stubborn and just kept going and going and going..

"Tsk.. annoying brat.." he murmured which caused me to be silent… for a whole 4 hours..

4 HOURS LATER…

"BYE SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled at me while we walked our separate paths. I turned to see Naruto and Sasuke-kun walking together. Naruto was facing at me waving goodbye while Sasuke-kun wasn't looking and just kept walking with his hands in his pocket. I smiled and waved a goodbye too and turned back to the lonely road I was walking through..

As I was about to pass by the bar which usually Jiraiya-sama goes to get… *coughs* information.. I saw something or someone familiar. I listened closely not getting inside the bar..

"Hai hai.. After this we will go ba- *hiccup* back to the study room to study.. oka- *hiccup* okay?" the familiar drunk woman told someone that was standing next to her which she was wearing a black dress and was holding something.. pink? And it's alive?! What the hell?!

I went In, under the drapes covering their appearances.. I saw a drunk woman with.. I guess, 32 bottles of sake next to her.. she had dark blonde hair and her eyes were yellow? Brown? Both? I couldn't tell because of her eyes blinking sleepily..

"Hokage-sama? What are YOU doing here?" I asked confused at the blonde that was wobbling on her seat.

She turned to me and did some weird hand movements, the wave? I guess? "i… the hokage, know your future…." She told me awkwardly.

Okay.. it's official.. she's lost it, let's leave her be.. anyways, shizune is here.. she's gonna be fine.. Inner suggested the Outer, shut up Inner.. that's mean!, why thank you Outer..

SHUT UP YOU TWO! I mentally yelled at Inner and Outer.

I looked at shizune in question and raised an eyebrow..

"Don't worry, she's not crazy.." yeah, and im not obsessed with the uchiha prodigy…

"it's true," defended the assistant sounding like a boss which she can never sound like unless she gets bigger boobs... like our proud 5th hokage..

( road to ninja! )

"she just learned how to tell fortunes this morning with the elders!" she continued while raising her hands frantically and not minding that she just threw tonton out of the sake bar with lots of strength, and i was expecting someone to say,

"oh look, flying pork!"

"And you said pigs can't fly.. now out with the 5,000 yen..."

As i was distracted from the soon-to-be-famous-flying-pork-pig, the hokage swirled her chair until it faced me and crossed her arms with a smile forming on her pale face.

"this is about a BOY isn't it, Sakura... Uchiha, Sasuke?"

"EH?!" I yelled in the bar as i turned my gaze to the 50 year old lady in SHOCK

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how did you k-k-know?!" i asked quite akwardly.

then i turned to the poison needle weilding maiden to see that she was mouthing the words, I...TOLD...YOU...SO...

I blinked twice then came the voice again, " i didn't tell a fortune, that was just a h *hiccup* h-hunch.. almost all the young girls in this village are all h-*hiccup* heads-over-heels for that boy.."

"so ive heard..." i mumbled quietly covering my eyes with some pink bangs i had on my face.. convenient huh?

the hokage smirked devilishly and summoned shizune with a snap of her fingers, she whispered at the assistant's ear once she was next to her,

" water.." she favoured,

and once the words tumbled out of the blonde's mouth, she immediately scooted to the counter to get a glass of water for the hot-tempered sanin, in not more than a millisecond she prepared a clear glass of water held in her hand to serve her boss.

she drank the water rapidly without making time to breathe, then she shot the glass right back down own the table on her left and her head was facing to the ground.

then she faced me back up and whispered,

"bad-ass..."

i shot my head up to look straight at the finally non-drunk female in bewilderness.. ( not really sure if that's an official word.. )

"bad... asssssss?" i tried to say but came out like a snake being choked or something like that..

"look Sakura," the hokage said annoyingly, " It's simple logic... Even naruto may understand this..

(naruto: hhhacchhhooo!)

if you want the bad boy you have to be the 'bad girl', got that?"

"eh?! wait, there is a- ... wait a minute... that's it!

hokage-sama! your an absolute pure amazing GENIUS!"

"aren't I?!" agreed the blonde happily.

she's right! all those goody two shoes girls don't know a thing about what their doing! the more they be nice, the more he stay's away! GENIUS!

Not so long after my little 'talk' with the hokage, she got drunk again and was carried back to her apartment by Lady Shizune.

i skipped home happily thinking that tomorrow would be different... this would finally be my last chance with him!

"i'm home!" i yelled so it was loud enough for my parents to hear that i was back from my mission.. i slipped off from my sandals and made my way up to my room, i opened the carved door to my room to finally be greeted by the cool air in my room.. i inhaled deeply to smell the scent of cherry blossoms and vanilla.

i made my way to the bathroom and took a cool shower to ease my tense emotions that have been rattiling in my chest and head for a while.

done. i took my towel and was about to head back to the bedroom when my reflection caught my eye.. strangely, i found it amusing that, I, Haruno Sakura, will finally be able to be with my beloved Crush.

As if... the forehead girl with the konoha heartthrob?! only available in her dreams... XP

I Sighed at my negative thoughts... thanks alot inner me..

but i can't help but feel that this, plan, may be... a disaster... what if he didn't really care! what if he never really minded to check what i was doing all in and out! what if! what if! WHAT IF... this may cause him to get even angrier than before! why you ask? well she made it pretty clear to me..

*flashback*

"try changing your image and personality, your good in acting right? so this will be a piece of cake, and also not TRY but you have to manage to reject him. avoid him. don't talk to him unless necessary. care less about him. visualize him as lower as naruto.

(naruto: hachoo!)

oh and make sure that your going to be better than him in everything, that will 100% surely catch his attention.. got that?! okay, time for my nap.." then in an instant she lifelessly threw her head on the hard wooden table in front of her with a large thud..

i blinked twice trying to process all that she said since she said it in a quick tone.. then my eye twitched..

w-what?

*flashback ends*

treat sasuke-kun as low as naruto? how am i suppose to do that... hmmmm.. maybe i should lay off the kun in his name.. yah.. plus i should go shopping for new clothes, she did say to change my apperance..

I slapped both my hands on my cheeks and stood straight and stared into the mirror infront of me...

"YOSH!" i yelled at my reflection, "If this is what it takes to get him to notice me, so be it!"

CHAPTER 1 DONE ^.^

phew.. finally done with the first chapter! now i know how the authors feel when they finish it.. anyway im in a hurry cause i still gotta do somethin... heh-heh-heh-heh...

cheezecake: heh-heh-heh what are you gonna do?

me: dude, i thought i electricuted you... and you were in a coma.. what the hell happened?

cheezecake: i came back to life! *waves hands*

me: don't care, no come on cheezecake.. say your line..

cheezecake: OKAY! *salutes* UCHIHARUNO27 shall continue her story if she get.. *turns to me*

me: hm? oh.. uh.. let's see.. maybe at least 5 reviews.. yah

cheezecake: she shall continue her beLOVED story :)

me: and that's all.. now cheezecake may you do the honors?

cheezecake: okay!

both: see you again! *suddenly anime characters from story appears*

everyone: one.. two.. one, two three go! *dances carmellan dancin* see you next time!

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