A/N:I just got a hilarious plunny in my mind. What happens when Jack Vessalius swaps bodies with Glen Baskerville himself? Chaos ensues as Glen suddenly becomes more cheery than usual and flirts with ladies while Jack suddenly becomes more morose and dreary. Read on to find out! AU, Lacie is still alive, so Alice and Alyss are not born yet.
Chapter 1 The swap
Something was desperately wrong today, Lottie Baskerville thought as she trudged down the hallway of the Baskerville mansion. That something did not have to do with a certain Vessalius and how many times he had annoyed the hell out of her by attempting to flirt with her again and again.
She stared worriedly at his bedroom door before she sighed and turned to a certain red-eyed girl who was standing there in annoyance. "Well, why do you think Glen-sama's taking so long to wake up?"
The girl twitched briefly before she tossed a piece of her midnight-black hair back with her fingers. "Who knows? Perhaps Nii-san has decided to slack off from his important job!"
Lottie rolled her eyes. Why the girl was so informal with her master, she had no idea.
"By the way, Lottie, I heard from Nii-san yesterday that Jack came over here and tried to flirt with you again, didn't he?" A malicious smirk crossed her face.
The pinkette fumed. "Shut up! I don't even like him like that!"
"You know how popular he is!" Lacie said. "Well, I'll go in and wake up Nii-san!"
She threw the door open and stormed in. "Nii-san, time to wake up! Nii-san!"
No response came from her older brother, who lay on the bed. A vein pulsed on Lacie's forehead. How dare he ignore her! "I know you're awake, dammit! Wake up already!"
Time to resort to plan B. She threw something at him and struck him on the head. Her brother instantly shot up and rubbed his head, and then his eyes alighted on her.
"Lacie!" He cried and embraced the startled girl in a hug, something that was quite unusual for the 'Emo King' to do. Lily had given him the nickname, which he tolerated, much to his annoyance.
"Nii-san, are you feeling all right?" Lacie asked before waving her hand in front of her older brother's face.
Oswald smiled at her. "Why are you calling me nii-san, Lacie? I'm not your brother!" He said cheerily. "I'm Jack Vessalius!"
Lacie stared at him skeptically for a few moments. Then her eyes lit up. "Oh, crud, this can't be good."
"What?" 'Oswald' asked.
"Come in the bathroom, Jack." Lacie urged before pulling her older brother inside and slamming the door shut behind them.
"What's in here, Lacie?" Oswald asked, looking around curiously and...whistling.
"If you really are Jack, why do you look like my brother?" Lacie then held up a mirror for him to look into.
'Oswald' backed away in shock and then screamed, while Lacie laughed at her 'brother's' stupidity.
"How the heck did this happen, Lacie?" Jack cried. "I won't get any of the ladies near me now!"
"Trust me, you will. They won't be running from you now. Nii-san is quite popular." Lacie pointed out.
"Besides that, how can we...uh, you know, make out and stuff? I'm in your brother's body, so that would be...incest, wouldn't it?"
Lacie sighed. "Idiot. The answer is no. Just try not to act like someone who was dropped on his head, Jack, and you'll be just fine."
Jack smiled. "Okay!"
It really creeped Lacie out to see her brother smile. Even if he was Jack, it still creeped her out badly. That said a lot.
Lottie bowed in front of her master as he came out of his room with Lacie right behind him.
"Glen-sama, good morning!" She cried. To her surprise, he smiled and greeted her in return. Her mouth dropped open upon hearing him greet her.
"How are you today, Lottie? You're just as gorgeous as ever. How would you like to go ou-oww, Lacie, stop that." He scolded, casting a reproachful stare at the black-haired girl who was smirking.
"Nii-san, you're just amnesiac today. Nii-san may have a case of temporary amnesia!" She said happily.
Lottie blinked in bewilderment. "Why is Glen-sama so happy?"
He smiled again. "Because it's a nice day ou-ouch, quit pinching me, Lacie!" He hissed at a grinning Lacie, who really enjoyed tormenting her boyfriend.
A malicious grin popped up on her face as she thought of how much suffering her brother must be going through right now.
Gilbert and Vincent wandered up to their master, smiling politely and they were twice as shocked when he smiled at them.
"Master, are you feeling all right today?" Vincent asked.
"Just fine!" He chirped.
Gil and Vincent exchanged confused glances as their master wandered away from them. What made him...so...HAPPY?
Oswald slowly awoke to bright sunlight. When he got up to go into the bathroom, he received the shock of his life. For some reason, the face of Jack Vessalius stared back at him.
"What the hell has that idiot done now?" He growled. When he got his hands on Jack, he was going to throttle him for doing this to him. All he had to do was...he would have to sneak into his own estate.
How had it come to this, anyway?
Lacie visited the Core of the Abyss like usual, chatting and laughing with her friend as she held her black rabbit doll, who blinked in confusion upon seeing Glen Baskerville by her side.
The rabbit's eyes widened unnaturally. 'L-Lacie-san, why is he here?'
Lacie smiled at her rabbit, who was staring at her 'brother' with confused red eyes. "Oh, relax, Oz, everything's fine!"
Jack blinked. He could've sworn he had just seen the stuffed rabbit doll move in Lacie's arms. He rubbed his eyes. He smirked at all of the things he could do to Oswald in his mind. Time for him to ruin Oswald's life.
The rabbit blinked again. Oz sighed. 'Is he really your brother?'
"No, he traded places with my friend, Jack, sort of like how you travel back and forth between your body."
Oz blinked. How was that possible? Was his owner mad?