A/N: Hey guys, it's Call-Me-Nicole here I just wanted to let you guys know what is happening in this story. It obviously A big prank war between Jack and Kim. There will be KICK but I promise it would be all cheesy romance stuff anyway. This story is co-authored with my wonderful friend NinjaEnchantress13. We'll be switching back and forth between chapters. One of us will write for Jack and the other for Kim. We will be competing to see who can come up with the best pranks. Please read, review, and go onto NinjaEnchantress13's profile to vote for who you think is winning. I hope you guys like the story!

(Jack's POV)

"Jack!"

I cursed silently when I heard Milton call me name, "Milton, over here!" I hissed.

"Hey, Jack" My redheaded best friend said, "why are we whispering and hiding behind training dummies?"

"Well, do you know what today is?"

"Sure, it's April 1st," Milton answered.

"Well, it's also April Fool's Day and last April Fool's Day Jerry put red ants in my Gi before we sparred."

"I remember that!"

"Shh! Keep your voice down, Milton."

"I remember that," he said again, "that was the only time Jerry ever beat you at sparring."

"Yeah, yeah, anyways, I'm going to get him this time." I pointed to the extreme water balloon launcher I had place by the doors. "I filled my trusty old friend there with a water balloon, only there isn't any water in it."

"Um, then what exactly is in the water balloon?" Milton asked slightly apprehensively.

"I asked my grandfather to ship me some of that alien paste they used in Bobby Wasabi vs the Alien Ninjas."

"That green goop that the actors had to slather all of their faces?" Milton asked.

I just smiled and nodded.

"But, Jack, isn't that stuff super sticky and almost impossible to get off without that special solution?"

"Yeah, the water balloon launcher is set to go off when Jerry opens the training room door, and it will only take a couple days to come off naturally," I paused, "or weeks."

"Yeah, but that stuff is really heavy, aren't you worried that it will through off the calibration of the machine?"

"What?"

"What if you…"

The door to the guys dressing room opened and the machine swung the balloon around in the air twice before sending it flying…"Hey, guys, have any of you seen my-" straight into Kim who shrieked.

"…miss?" Milton finished weakly.

"Oh, man, how come I miss all the fun?" Through a crack in between two dummies, I saw Jerry stepped out of the guys' dressing room before moving out of sight.

I heard Kim yell, "Everyone onto the mats NOW!

Milton and I ducked down farther underneath the dummies, but Kim, who was covered in green goop, marched over to where we were cowering and grabbed both of us by the ears.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" we both yelled. She dragged us over to the center of the mats were Jerry and Eddie were already waiting.

"Alright, who wants to fess up to this?" she lifted a strand of her now-green hair. Silence. "You," she pointed at Jerry, "are too dumb to do this. Go." Jerry ran back into the dressing room. "You," she pointed at Milton, "are too smart to do this. Leave." Milton after him, "and you," she pointed at Eddie, "are too gutless to do this. Scram." Eddie was so scared he ran into the door before hiding in the dressing room.

"I can explain," I said, "Jerry-" And then I couldn't help myself. I started laughing.

"What?" Kim asked.

"You look ridiculous," I said. Kim's hair was green and plastered to her face. Her clothes were ruined and green and even her arms and legs were tinted green. The worst part was her face which was a bright green and dripping.

"I'm going to kill you." she said coolly. Then she attacked me. I dodged and ran towards the guy' dressing room, but she cut me off.

"Um, Kim," I called over my shoulder, "can we talk about this?"

"You. Ruined. My. Hair," with every word she sped up a little until she was right behind me.

"It doesn't look that bad," I said. "I could have turned it…" I drew a blank, the reason I had chosen green in the first place was because it was neon and ugly. "Green is a nice color," I finished weakly.

She tackled me and I was thankful we were still on the dojo mats or that would have really hurt…more than it already did. Kim pinned me and pulled back her arm to punch me, but thankfully Rudy walked in.

"Kim, why are you on Jack?" Then he did a double take, "and we are you green?"

"He turned me green. I'm going to kill him." She said simply before drawing back her arm again.

"Well, you can't," Rudy said.

"Why not?" Kim raised a green eyebrow.

"Because, um because, because I'd get blamed for it because I saw it and let it happen, and because we need him for our next tournament."

"Wow, I feel the love," I called from the floor. I rolled sideways to knock Kim off of me, but she just stood up a little, rolled with me, and pinned me all over again.

"Alright, I'm not going to kill you, but this is war." Kim said. She looked me in the eyes, bounced off, and started to leave. At the door she called back, "after the war is over, maybe then I'll kill you."

A/N: Hi everyone, it's NinjaEnchantress13. I hope you liked our first chapter. The War is officially on so read, so review, and vote for your favorites. Happy April Fool's Day.