Here it is boys and girls! I give you the smoldering hot Richard Grayson, aka, the boy wonder, sexiest beast on Earth-16, the "dog" (Wally West referance..)

Enjoy!

Alfred always dreaded mornings ever since Master Bruce adopted little Master Richard.

Don't get him wrong, Alfred adored, no, loved his Master's adopted son. The old butler enjoyed the presence of a youngster in Wayne manor.

Before Master Richard, it was just the old butler and the brooding Bruce Wayne.

But now, there would always be child's laughter in the house and Alfred swore he saw his Master actually smiling with his angel.

Alfred did whatever 9-year old boys needed. Baking cookies, helping with homework, dropping off to school… Now the boy was 13 years old.

And one thing he, Alfred Pennyworth, the greatest butler in the world, struggled to do was waking up this so called "angel".

Right on the dot, Alfred shot out of bed and walked upstairs.

But not to wake his eldest Master of the house.

No, to wake Master Richard.

Alfred didn't even bother to knock anymore. He's been doing it for the last few months, and no matter how hard he knocked, it didn't help.

As he walked in the boy's room, he experienced déjà vu.

Like when Master Bruce's childhood room, it looked like various articles of random objects had exploded in here. Clothes, toys, and school books were scattered messily on the expensive carpet. He even noticed a deep purple stain, smack dab in the middle of the large room.

How could he have missed that? Alfred frowned at the thought of scrubbing that stain off. For now, he pushed the thought aside and went closer to the sleeping boy.

It was odd how this new young master looked uncannily like Master Bruce's younger self. They both found peace and comfort by relating to each other. After all, both lost their parents when they were young.

"Master Richard, time to rise and shine," he said lightly.

Instead of waking up like a good boy should do, he rolled over much like his father and mumbled something incoherent.

Alfred tried harder. "Master Richard," he said loudly as he nudged the boy.

"Five, no, ten more minutes mami…" he tried compromising with his "mom".

Alfred sighed and slapped the boy's backside swiftly.

"OWWWWIEEE!" he screamed with his high-pitched voice (he didn't hit puberty yet... *shudder*).

"Wh-Why'd that for?" he complained as he began rolling himself with the duvet like a over-grown caterpillar. The old butler quickly caught on to this as pushed the boy the other way.

Dick unraveled so fast that with a "thump", he landed on the floor.

"FINE, FINE! I give, I give!" he yelled, his face still planted on the carpet.

"Ooooh, is that pizza?" he said, mesmerized by the rotting pizza he found stuck underneath his bed.

Alfred swatted the boy into his bathroom as he took a good look around the disgusting room.

He had a lot to clean today.

First, he should get gloves… and a mask.

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