Author's Notes: Yes, Chapter 6 wasn't very good, I realize that. But I'm not perfect, and even comic geniuses like Robin Williams or Jim Carrey have their weather lows. Secondly, for all you who suggested a story I should do, read that one Author's Notes in Chapter 4, okay? As for doing a sequel, I don't really want to, actually. I've run out of ideas for fairytale parodies (And no, I don't think it would be right for me to use ideas sent in to me, because I'd be ripping you off and I'd like to keep my stories as my own ideas. I just don't like writing stuff that I didn't make up). And as stated before, I've got a bunch of ideas I want to do for other stories. Also, the reason I selected these fairytales is because there are all among my least favourite fairytales. Yep, stories like Little Red Riding Hood and The Little Mermaid didn't make it because I actually like them. I don't like the ones put into this story because for the first part, most of them show females as docile and brainless twits who are so weak that they need to be rescued every other day. Cinderella doesn't do that (not particularly, anyway), but it does imply that you need riches and beauty to actually win against your enemies. Her kindness had little to do with it. As for Hansel and Gretel, I do like that one. I just put it in for Yami's sake ("CAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDYYYY!"). Hope you like this chappie!

Disclaimer: I don't own, I don't claim to, and I have nothing against anything. (Except for the revealed fairy tales)

Chappie 7: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

They had just reached city limits when suddenly they heard a sound they thought they would never hear again, but weren't exactly happy about it.

"Is it just me, or is that a police car siren I hear?" Tristan said.

"Oh *beep*. This is the third time this week!" said Yami Bakura.

"O.O"

"Mokuba, stop being so innocent. People do actually swear. Get used to it," Yami advised.

The police car did pull up and two policemen came out, followed by a geeky little cameraman. In the car they could hear the theme song for "Cops".

"Gyaahhhh! Why does that song haunt me!" Joey said as he curled up into a little ball and covered his ears.

"o.O"

"Ahem," Cop #1 said, bringing the attention onto them again.

"Er- Hello, Mr. Policeman," said Tea nervously.

"I'm a woman."

"Er…." Tea lost her words as she stared at the woman's moustache, which was the cause of the mistaken identity.

Cop #2 moved forward and took his handcuffs out. "Yami Bakura, you're under arrest for the extensive use of explosives as witnessed by the wicked cannibalistic witch-"

"I thought we blew her up!" Yami Bakura said.

"-and for the attempted theft of all the Queen's gold."

"How the hell did that witch come back?!" Yami Bakura demanded as Cop #2 put the handcuffs on him.

"The Author wrote her back in. Now come on, get in the car!"

"Same goes for you, Kaiba," said Cop #1.

"WHAT?! I haven't done anything! What are you hauling me in for?!"

"For being you. Get in!" Cop #1 pushed Kaiba into the police car as the others stared on in shock.

"Ha! You shall never get me! I HAVE MY WEAPONRY!" Yami Bakura struggled to reach for his weapons, only to find he was out of ammo. "NOOOOOOOOO! JUST WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST, MY HEAVY ARTILLERY DISAPPEARS!"

"Save it for your cell mate," said the Cops as they shut the doors and drove off, accidentally leaving the cameraman behind.

"Hey! Wait for meeeeee!" He said as he frantically tried to run after them, only to be held back by Yami and Bakura. "Let me gooooo!"

"NO! Our reaction time might not have been quick enough to register that we should have saved our friends in time, but it was enough to catch you!" Mai said triumphantly.

"Mai, do you even know what reaction time is?" Tea said.

"…Give me a minute. It'll come to me." Mai sat down on the ground and pondered what reaction time meant.

"Let me gooooo!"

"Not until you tell us where they took Yami Bakura and Kaiba!" said Joey. The cameraman refused to tell them anything, so they knocked him out and emptied his pockets.

"Hey, look!" said Mokuba, holding up a piece of paper. "It says what prison they went to on here!"

"Yami, didn't you hear him?" said Bakura, exasperated. Yami looked up from his bag of Fun Dip (which he had frisked from the cameraman's pocket) he was about to open.

"…No?"

"Give me that!" said Tristan as he snatched the Fun dip from Yami and ate it all himself.

"NOOOOO! THAT WAS MY ONLY CANDY!"

"All the more reason to take it, Yami," said Bakura, "Sugar highs don't help when you're trying to bust your friend out of jail."

"We should do the same thing as we did with that cannibal witch. It was a good plan, even if she came back alive," Joey suggested.

"But what will we use? Yami Bakura supplied us last time, but he's not even here and he's run out of weapons."

"Tea, we'll have to be resourceful. I'm sure we'll find something to help us around here," suggested Tristan.

They all began looking around for weapons, with the exception of Mai and Yami. Mai was still pondering the meaning of reaction time and Yami was sulking at the loss of his candy.

"Hey, there's a bunch of stuff here!" said Mokuba. He had unearthed a large collection of pots, pans and that sort of thing.

"Oooooo, I call the frying pan!" After Joey had his first pick, they all ended up with their own weapons: Tea had a strainer, Mokuba had a wok, Tristan had a pot, and Bakura got a cutting board. Mai and Yami got the worst weapons because they had last pick. They ended up with a teapot and a peppershaker.

"Alright, everyone! Let's try to find this police station even though we have no idea where it is in a foreign town we've only been in once before!"

"Yes! Let's!" Everyone followed Bakura's lead and got lost immediately.

"Awww shoot!"

"Once again, that left turn at Albuquerque would've helped!"

"I know Tea, I know!"

"Let's go to the donut shop and stalk the cops there until they bring us to the police station!"

"Yes! Let's!" They all followed Yami's lead this time. But since they didn't know where the donut shop was, they got lost again.

"Awww shoot!"

"Okay, let's just ask somebody where the police station is," suggested Joey.

"Yes! Let's!" They all looked around for another person out, but it was now getting dark and everyone had gone home.

"Awww shoot!"

"Okay, we need to break the law." Tristan looked around for some way to break the law, then he found the perfect thing. "Aha! A 'keep off the grass' sign!"

"That's going to get us arrested?" Mai asked.

"Yes."

So they all walked on to the grass. No sooner had they gone three feet policemen appeared from nowhere and arrested them.

"Ha! What'd I tell ya!"

They took them into the police station where they rebelled and got free of their handcuffs by banging them over and over again with Joey's frying pan.

"Alright, now let's find my brother's cell!" Mokuba said.

They went through the whole place about 6 times before they found the actual prison!

"MOKUBA!"

"SETO!"

Once again, the Kaiba brothers did the slow motion running thing, but then ran into the cell bars that separated them.

CLANG! THUD!

"Owie!"

"Ouchies!" Everyone had to restrain themselves from laughing at the thought of Kaiba saying "Ouchies".

"Oh, shut up!" Kaiba said grumpily as he got up. "Get me out of this thing!"

Yami tried to bash the lock open with his teapot but it shattered, being as it was made of China. "Well, so much for that."

"Oooo! I have a hairpin I can unlock it with!" Tea offered.

"o.O"

"How come you didn't tell us that before when we were in handcuffs!?" Bakura demanded.

"I forgot about it, alright?"

They picked Kaiba's lock and he jumped out, happy as a lark.

"Okay, Kaiba," Tristan asked, "Where's Yami Bakura?"

"I think he's down that way a bit."

They all followed Kaiba to a cell where they found Yami Bakura trying to restrain himself from killing his cellmate.

"That was the saddest moment of my life!" said his cellmate sorrowfully.

"LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CRIED WHEN THEY TOOK CARE BEARS OFF THE AIR! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!" Yami Bakura spotted them and rushed to the bars. "Guys! Thank God you're here! The walls are closing in on me! The food smells like something from a toilet! My cellmate watches little kiddie shows! There's no cable!"

"Yami Bakura, calm down, okay?" said Bakura.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN? GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

Not wanting him to get more frantic, they picked the lock as fast as they could and stepped out of the way as he practically flew out of the cell at mach 3.

"I'M FREE! I'M FREEEE!" Yami Bakura yelled as he danced around in circles.

"Can I come out, too?" asked his cellmate.

"NO! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Yami Bakura as he slammed the door shut again.

"Awww…"

"Now," said Yami Bakura, "Give me one of your weapons! Not one cop shall not be beaten today for their insolence!"

Mai handed him her peppershaker. "A peppershaker? That's your weapon of mass destruction?"

"It's not my fault I got last pick." Yami Bakura just tossed it behind him and then took Tristan's pot and ran upstairs to hunt his prey.

"Let's give him 10 minutes. He should be done by then," Joey said. They waited 10 minutes while several banging and clashing and thudding sounds were heard upstairs.

They ventured upwards only to find that all the police officers in the station were lying in a pile, broken, bruised and barely conscious. Yami Bakura stood beside the pile smiling happily, a now mangled pot in his hand.

"I'm happy now!" he said cheerfully.

"Okay, lets go find Yugi."

"Yami, Yugi might as well be on the moon!" Joey pointed out. "We've searched for God knows how long, and there's no trace of him!"

"I've missed 23 appointments at the salon!" said Mai.

"So now you're going to give up?" Yami asked.

"Yeah," agreed everyone.

"TOO BAD!" Yami pulled a 15 km cable out of nowhere and lassoed the gang. Then he dragged him into another forest.

"Let us go! This is inhumanity!" yelled Tristan.

"I'm on the bottom!" cried Mokuba.

"I'll seal your soul in a Kuribo!"

"I'm on the bottom!"

"I'll sick my Yami on you!"

"I'M ON THE BOTTOM!"

"I don't care," Yami said stubbornly. "I'm dragging you until we find Yugi!" Suddenly they found a house so cute and little it made Yami Bakura puke.

"Aww!" chorused Tea and Mai.

Yami finally untied the group (because they wouldn't fit in the door, but none of them ran away because let's face it; they had nowhere to go.)

When they entered, they saw a girl who was dusting, polishing, sweeping, scrubbing, and cooking all at the same time.

"I need a maid like that," said Kaiba.

"What about Irene?"

"Mokuba, she stole my credit cards and bought a whole whack of stuff on the Internet, remember?"

"I thought I told you earlier that I did all that stuff."

"Pardon?"

"…Nevermind."

Finally the "magical cleaning lady" saw them.

"Oh hey hi! I was just cleaning n' stuff and you guys like, popped up! Teeheehee!" Her giggle was rather annoying. "If you guys like, wanna see the dwarves, they're like, totally mining! All except for for one, because he's like, suffering from amnesia and seems to like, think he's not a dwarf. And-" She looked at Mokuba and her eyes widened so much that they looked like they would take over her face. "OH MY LUCKY STARS! ANOTHER LIKE, DWARF FOR MY COLLECTION!"

"Mokuba's not a dwarf!" Bakura argued.

"Who cares? He's short and that all that like, matters!" The girl was about to snatch up Mokuba (who was scared out of his wits) but Kaiba and Joey football tackled her and locked her in the broom closet.

"NOOOOOOO! Let me out! I'm, like, cloisterphobic!"

"O.o"

"…She's afraid of cloisters?" asked Yami Bakura.

"I'm not sure cloisterphobic is a real word," said Yami.

"Yeah it is! It means you're afraid of daisies!" Tea said stupidly.

"Ohhhh," they all said. Then Bakura heard a sound.

"Did anyone hear a groan just now?"

"That's just psycho girl hyperventilating," Joey said passively.

"No, it was coming from in there." Bakura pointed to an open door. To prove his point, some undecipherable muttering came from inside the room.

"Well then, let's have a look," Mai suggested.

They walked into a bedroom with eight little beds with different names on them. Yami Bakura read them aloud.

"Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, …Billy-Bob?"

And to their surprise, on Billy-Bob's bed was a very groggy looking…

"YUGI!!"

Yugi's head snapped up so fast that he got whiplash.

"Ouch!" Yugi said as he held the back of his neck. He got whiplash again when Yami tackled him in happiness. "OWW!"

"Yugi, we've been looking all over for you!" said Yami as he death hugged Yugi.

"Okay, Yami, you're going to kill him if you hug him any longer," advised Tristan.

"Oh." Yami let go of Yugi who began to gasp for air.

"So Yugi, what happened to you?" Joey asked once Yugi got his breath back.

"Well, I went for a walk in the woods. I tripped on a spatula, fell into a river and went over a waterfall. A hawk picked me out of the air and dropped me into a fairy ring where a bunch of fairies came and took me away. I landed here and that insane girl thought I was a dwarf to add to her collection, so she sent me off with her other dwarf to work in the mines. Of course I had never handled a bloody pickaxe in my life, so I ran back to her house to explain that I was not a dwarf. She had thought that I was sick and had amnesia so she forced me into bed. She tried to feed me some disgusting medicine that smelled like she mixed it in an old boot, and when I refused it she sedated me and force-fed me her horrible cooking."

"And I thought we had it bad," Kaiba mused.

"Well Yugi," Yami said, "you don't have to worry anymore. We locked that freak in the closet!"

"Really?" Yugi's eyes filled up with tears of appreciation. "You guys are the best!"

"Come on Yugi. We're going home," said Tristan as he yanked Yugi up so hard he got whiplash again.

"OW! That's it! I'm suing the Japanese government for whiplash!"

"o.O"

"What has the Japanese government got to do with anything?" Mai asked.

"I don't know. It just felt good to blame it on something."

They got Yugi out safely (the freaky woman was still locked up). On their way out they met up with the Prince again.

"No! You beat me again!"

"Actually we didn't take the girl this time," said Tea.

"She started flipping out over Mokuba so we locked her in the broom closet," said Bakura.

"Oh, joyous day! I finally found an available princess!" With that the princess began to skip towards the house when Kaiba stopped him.

"Can you tell us how to get out of this hell hole? We came here from another world."

"In peace?"

"Yes, we came in 'peace'. Now tell us how to get out."

"You find a fairy ring, step in it, and the fairies bring you home."

"Alright, everybody! Let's go find a fairy ring!" said Yami.

"Yes! Let's!"

They walked through the forest. Suddenly Yugi heard a sound.

"Hey guys, I think I hear running water!" Yugi ran off to investigate and the group followed.

In an instant Yugi tripped over a potatoe masher and fell into a river, then fell over a waterfall, where a hawk picked him out of the air and dropped him into a fairy ring, where a bunch of fairies picked him up and carried him back to his own world.

"Well I'll be damned," Yami said.

"He went back the way he came!" said Mokuba.

"Let's follow him. I'm sick of this happy cheerful place!" Yami Bakura said.

"Yes! Let's!" They all copied Yugi exactly and ended up back in their own world beside the scene of the crime.

"Well, that was one freaky trip," said Yugi as they all walked back home.

"Seto, can we go there on vacation sometime?"

"NO!"

"Awww…"

THE END!!!!

And now for the final reviewers response:

YugiKitty and MalikKitsune: Thanks for the review, but I can't take any suggestions. See both this Author's Notes and Chappie 4's.

Silver Dragon: It's okay to talk baby talk! I'm glad someone liked my last chapter. And you're right, they should have ID checks at that place. Thanks!

sweetcheecks: Wow! Thank you!

Cranky Cathe: You don't suck, I read one of your stories (at least I think it was your story…). I don't really feel like bashing Tristan. Kaiba's much more fun. Same thing as YugiKitty and MalikKitsune for the suggestion thing.

Margaret Hogan: Nope, no wolfie stories or sequels for reasons suggested in the Author's Notes. Thank you for the review! (Are you suggesting that I should email you? You always include your email address when you review…)

Kai's LiL Angel: Yes, I did read your story and I reviewed it (if you hadn't seen it already). Thanks!

ANIME/GAME^Angel^MOLLY Saiyan: That explains it. A Flaming Frying Pan™ sounds like a good idea, too…But I won't steal it.

Hiro: What about the wedgie? Was your review cut off? Oh well. Thanks for reviewing!

Angel Reaper: The sequel won't have someone stealing souls again, actually. It'd get boring if I used the same plot again. That doesn't mean I won't try to live up to the last story, it's just going to be different, that's all. Thanks for reviewing!

Ailsa: 1st: I know it's taking me awhile to update. But at least I'm not taking months, right? You shouldn't be embarrassed about liking Yu-Gi-Oh. When Pokemon was huge, some people over 40 were hard core fans of the show and they definitely weren't ashamed about it. Don't listen to that little 9 year old. Like what you want! You're not annoying me either. I'm rather pleased you like my story enough to review that much (the same goes to all the people who have been reviewing continually!) 2nd: I sent you the email, because I didn't want to get on a rant again on a Chapter. I hope you're not mad at me for it!

That's it! I'm finished! Now onto the sequel thing, then three more Harry Potter stories, and then I don't know what. Hope you liked it!