So I just watched Naruto: Road to Ninja a few min. ago...

To give you fair warning, this will be crackish, but I will TRY (Emphasis on TRY) to keep people's personalities a bit canon or whatever.

Chapter 1

The Contingency Red Moon

"You're really going to try that again?" The black and white toned ninja questioned in surprise. Madara had tried it already before. Why would he use the same plan again?

"Zetsu," the named ninja replied, his spiral mask hiding whatever expression he could be mustering at the moment. "You continue to doubt my plans," he said, but without any offense.

"Heh," Zetsu sounded in reply. His white half of his face grins in good nature. "So you plan on stealing the Kyuubi the exact same way?" he resumed, continuing his line of questioning.

"Actually, no," Madara retorts coolly. Zetsu's defined eye widened fractionally in shock.

"How else will you retrieve the Kyuubi?"

Madara turned his gaze from the Demon Gedo statue, stepping towards the edge of the precipice. "You remember how Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage was sealed away?" he queried, black and red schemed clothing flapping slightly from lack of air resistance.

Zetsu nodded with a grunt. The Fourth had sealed the Yin portion of the Nine-Tail's chakra within himself, before sealing the Kyuubi itself into his son's body. The realization hit him.

Black Zetsu spoke up. "You plan to take the Yin portion of the Nine-Tail's chakra, as a substitute for Naruto's..." he began.

"For the Gedo statue to absorb," White Zetsu concluded, the plan now clear to him.

"Precisely," Madara confirmed, leaping down to the base of the room near the opening where light shone in. Zetsu followed easily by phasing through the ground.

"Simply trying to take the Kyuubi from Naruto now won't be too hard. But going after it while in possession of the Yin Chakra will make it a cake walk."

"How will you manage it? Last I checked, The Fourth is trappd within the Shinigami and the Yin Chakra along with it."

"Even Death Gods can be tricked," Madara simply antiphoned cryptically.

"I am getting sick and tired of your attempts..." the black haired missing-nin stated in earnest. His eyes looked cold, as though he'd seen betrayal of the worst kind.

"Naruto," he continued. "I'm tired of repeating myself. Go away now. You're not convincing me either way. Konoha needs to be destroyed."

"Dammit, Sasuke!" The blonde haired knuckled-head Ninja returned in high volume. "You already had closure with your brother! You know this isn't what he wants!" After his outburst, he was answered by an oversized shuriken flying towards him. Leaping backwards to safety, the flung weapon harmlessly swept through the waterfall he was standing in front of just moments prior.

"Naruto! We should fall back..." Sakura implored, offering a weary glance towards Sasuke. The Uchiha made no preemptive move toward them. He simply watched both Uzumaki and Haruno with a cold and weary glare.

Naruto sighed forcefully. Sakura was right. He had chased after him the moment he caught sight of the missing ninja. Impulsively, he left the rest of team seven and team ten in the dust, jumping at the chance to retrieve the Uchiha that abandoned the village years ago.

He couldn't help but ball his fists. Why was Sasuke being such a...such an ass!

"Sasuke! You of all people should know!" Naruto began.

Sasuke only narrowed his eyes.

"Attacking the village is pointless now! You can't punish a village of people for what less than six people did!"

Sasuke grit his teeth. "You don't know anything...you little shit." Sasuke closed his eyes, his face suddenly relaxing.

"Amaterasu!"

Naruto reacted instantly, the power of Kurama increasing his speed to help him and Sakura avoid the black flames that materialized in mid air.

He really tried to end me right there! Naruto thought in anger. Though he shouldn't be suprised. This was what, the seventh time thy clashed?

"Give it up, brat," Sasuke said emotionlessly, preparing to take his leave.

"Looks like i've come just in time," a new voice said with a laugh.

"Madara!" Naruto shouted. The waterfall's crashing waves didn't do much to calm anyone's wired nerves.

"What are you doing here?" The younger Uchiha interrogated without bothering to break eye contact with Naruto.

"Just leaving a gift for your friends. Close your eyes for this one. It's a powerful Genjutsu," he explained, tossing in the air, a smoothed, crystalline orb into the air.

"You forget i'm a Uchiha?"

"I'm serious. Don't look," Madara reaffirmed, activating his own Sharingan eye.

"Not that jutsu again!" Sakura shouted in exasperation. Thinking quickly, she threw a duet of Kunai with explosive tagged seals. Hopefully that would jeapordize his plan before it starts.

"Good thinking!" Naruto appraised, throwing a quintet of his own tagged shurikens.

"Kamui," Sasuke uttered. All weapons that were on a collision course with the suspended orb simply vanished.

"No way..." Sakura murmured. Only Kakashi-sensei was able to do that. Him and Madara. Now Sasuke, too?

He's learning quickly. Seems he's been doing training while I was away, Madara thought with mentor-ly pride. Ah, well, I did tell him to keep his eyes closed regardless.

The orb began to collect unseen energy while at the same time getting darker in hue.

"I'll be seeing you later," Madara said, disappearing quickly in a vortex of his creation.

Sasuke was well aware he kept his eyes open, but no going back now. To all three Ninjas' awe, the orb looked as though it began to take the shape of a Sharingan eye, morphing and twisting before them.

Then the light was everywhere.