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Chapter 01 – Fair-weathered friend

"Potter, I'm ditching you for an Italian stallion. You should try to find your own dream man. Maybe they can get you to loosen up and have some fun." Draco said. He smirked, when a dark haired man walked up with a flirtatious smirk and began kissing and nibbling on his neck, Draco said a little breathy. "I'll call you when it's safe to return, Potter." Then Draco dragged the dark haired man away both of them laughing.

Harry shook his head and turned around to face the bar and finish his drink. Then he realized with a groan he would have to find a hotel room for the night. He caught sight of a clock and hoped he could find one it was already late. He was considering different ways to make Draco pay each more humiliating than the one before it. When a good-looking man sat down to his left distracted him. The man was annoyed and mumbling about someone named Tony and him disappearing to part unknown and how he should have known better then to trust him again. Harry felt a feeling of foreboding wondering if Draco had stolen this guy's boyfriend and if he was going to have to stop the ferret from getting his face broken.

Harry sighed; then he asked politely. "Excuse me are you looking for someone?"

Tim looked up to see a man with beautiful green eyes speaking to him. The English accent was cute as was he. Tim nodded and mumbled nervously. "Yeah my friend, from the moment I left the table to find the men's room. I knew Tony would disappear to parts unknown but he just laughed and said go he'd wait for me. I was right though, I came back and he's gone." Tim blushed when he realized he was rambling.

Harry smiled at the cute rambling and blush. He moved a little closer so he wouldn't have to yell and said. "Your friend would he happen to be about 6'3, have hazel green eyes, dark hair with tan skin and go by the nickname Italian Stallion?"

Tim groaned burying his face in his hands. He could not help but curse Tony as he thought to himself; Tony had hit on the man. Hopelessly ruining his chance, because for sure he would now be told to go find his annoying friend and get lost. He winced as the man began laughing.

Harry laughed and ordered another drink for himself and one for his new friend. He turned to the man and said chuckling. "No worries mate, your friend Tony is it? Is at this very moment being entertained by my friend, and if I know the little ferret he is anything but bored. So relax and have a drink."

Tim looked up in shock and then started laughing. He took the beer Harry bought for him and opened it. He and Harry clinked their bottles to their fair-weathered friends in a mock toast, and drank. They soon discover they both had been talked into going out that night to have a good time and loosen up, then both been ditched by their friend. They joked about the payback they would get and both shared prior pranks they had played on their friends and pranks they had pulled on them by said friends.

Harry sat watching Tim, he did not want their night to end but he was hungry and he doubted this placed served actual food. So he said. "I hope you don't think this to forward, but do you want to go somewhere and get something to eat? I had just got off work when the ferret dragged me off and I'm starving."

Tim blinked and smiled then said. "Sure."

Awhile later Harry smiled as he watched Tim drive. They had driven in Tim's Porsche Boxster. Harry teased Tim about getting to drive it if he got to tired. Tim had said he didn't think so his car was his baby. Harry chuckled and teased him about that the rest of the way as they found a place open to eat. They made it to the parking lot of the restaurant but before they could get out. Tim's cell phone had rung and his friend Tiva, no Ziva had called saying her car had broken down and she was stranded, she couldn't get a hold of her mechanic or some person named Gibbs could he give her a ride home. Tim had offered to drop him off at a hotel but Harry insisted he not make his friend wait and offered to keep him company. They stopped at a drive-thru for a snack and then drove out to where she was, and then waited with her for a tow truck. After her car was safely at her mechanic's Tim brought her home. Once home Ziva raised an eyebrow and smirked but said nothing other than thanking them both. Harry was brought out of his thoughts by Tim clearing his throat.

"Look it's late even if you can still find a room at this hour it will be a waste of money. Why don't we go to my place? We can pick up a pizza on the way and you can crash on my couch." Tim said his eyes on the road.

Harry smirked as he said. "Only, if you promise to take advantage of me."

Tim laughed and nodded as he drove on.

Harry saw the old style house that Tim parked in front of and for the first time felt nervous. He blinked when he heard a knock at his window. Tim was standing outside the car looking in a concerned look on his face. He looked comical balancing a bag over his shoulder and pizza box in his hands why trying to open the door for him to see if he was ok. Harry smiled to show he was nervous but ok, he opened the door and got out.

Tim opened the front door for them and showed Harry into the kitchen, introducing Harry to Jethro the dog then let Jethro outside. He checked, cleaned, and re-filled the dog dishes then looked in the refrigerator and then at Harry over his shoulder. He said. "I've got bottles of beer, soda, ice tea, and water."

Harry said. "Ice tea please."

Tim nodded and grabbed two cold ice teas and handed them and glasses to Harry. He grabbed paper plates, set then and napkins on top of the pizza box, and said. "Why don't we watch a movie as we eat?"

Harry nodded and followed Tim into a comfortable living room. After the food was dished and the tea poured, they decided to watch Avatar. Surprised when they both said it was a favorite movie to both of them. They watched and joked through the movie. After the pizza was gone Jethro was let back in. He huffed at the two seeing the food was gone and went and lay down. They put another movie on and Tim and Harry got comfortable some time during the movie, they moved closer and soon were cuddling and kissing then more and the movie was forgotten.

Tim backed off and looked down at Harry. He pulled his chin up and kissed his slightly kissed swelled lips and said. "If we are going to go any further we need to move to the bedroom. The um stuff I have is in there. We don't have to if you don't want to. We can stay right here and just do what we've been doing or I can just get you bedding to make the couch up and then go to bed if you just want to sleep."

Harry half yelled. "No!"

Harry blushed when Tim jumped at how loud he was. He forced himself to calm down, cuddled into Tim, and said blushing. "I mean I want to but can we go slowly. I'm kind of new at this and I'm a little nervous."

Tim hugged Harry to him and said. "Ok we can do that. We can go as slow as you need to and if you want me to stop tell me and I'll stop."

Harry nodded and stood up untangling himself from Tim. He started shivering from the sudden loss of warmth.

Tim noticed and stood wrapping Harry in his arms he lead him into the bedroom and closed the door.

The next morning Harry awoke to his cell phone going off on a nightstand next to his head. Harry grinned remembering last night; Tim was gentle and loving with just the right amount of playfulness and teasing that made it fun as well as sensual. He just might have to thank Draco, after all had he not ditched him he would not have met Tim. Of course, he would still have to teach the ferret a lesson but he would thank him later. Seeing the time he cursed, and then stretched. He smirked; he was naked and pleasantly sore. He groaned when he smelled coffee and checked his messages. He had three texts from Draco, he read them and shook his head, it seemed Draco was freaking out about something and told him to get his ass back to the hotel as soon as he woke up. After finding a bathroom, he locked the door and showered then smelling smoke from the bar still on his clothes, he spelled his clothes clean. He made his way downstairs and watched Tim as he moved around the kitchen humming already dressed for work. Harry grinned as he watched Tim. The man was nice and cute, and a real gentleman, he wished he could…. No, he stopped himself before that thought even started; the man was a muggle. It would never work.

"Do you know if a cab will come out here or should I just hitch a ride with you and get a cab from where you work?" Harry said giving a mischief filled grin when Tim jumped at his voice.

Tim blushed and set a plate on the table full of large muffins with coffee. He saw the grin and rolled his eyes then said. "I wasn't sure what you wanted. I figured everyone likes muffins, there's fresh."

Harry grabbed one and eating it groaned at the good taste. He nodded his thanks, not wanting to stop eating the tasty muffin or talk with his mouth full of food.

Tim smiled at his reaction and said. "I can drop you off at your hotel on my way to work. But we need to leave now."

Harry nodded and finished his coffee. He went into the other room and grabbed his stuff. He made Tim laugh when he snitched another muffin as he passed the kitchen to the front door. He enjoyed the easy back and forth with Tim as they drove to his hotel. Before Harry got out they shared a kiss and he went up to his and Draco's room ready to face whatever was freaking Draco out.

Harry's POV

Harry walked in to find Draco buried under blankets and pillows sobbing. He sighed and worked his way in and pulled Draco into his arms. It took him awhile to calm him down. Once he was calm, he sent him for a shower as he ordered breakfast.

As they sat and ate, Draco was quiet. Finally, Harry could not take it anymore.

"Ok out with Draco. Why the hurry back texts and the melt down?" Harry said.

Draco raised his eyebrow most would think Harry was being insensitive. No Harry was just blunt as was he with Harry

"I'm pregnant." Draco said.

Harry's eyes widened and he sprayed coffee everywhere. His jaw dropped and he looked at Draco.

Draco rolled his eyes and waved his wand cleaning himself, Harry and the table.

"Pregnant? You're a man Draco." Harry said.

Draco smirked at Harry as he said. "Why thank you for noticing scar head. Didn't anyone ever tell you wizards could get pregnant by other wizards if their magic is compatible? Usually the couple bond before they get pregnant but the few that are not bond because their magic will not accept anyone else after that. My Father told me before I left for Hogwarts and Severus talked to me about it a few times over the years as I got older and started having partners. Nobody talked to you about this Harry. Surely Severus or I did as some point."

Harry shook his head and paled. Whenever sex came up he changed the topic maybe he should have listened and he wouldn't be in this mess. He closed his eyes as the possibility hit him.

Draco was worried and he said. "Don't worry Harry it won't interrupt with our being partners or our other jobs. I mean I'm going to be a single parent but I'm sure once I tell him, Sev will help."

Harry glared at Draco as he said. "My god child will never be an interruption Malfoy. We will raise him or her together. Someone is going to have to stop you from spoiling that child rotten. God help us if we have another spoiled brat like you."

Draco laughed he had hoped Harry would be his or her godfather. Severus had not liked how Harry looked when he showed up at Hogwarts in their first year. Therefore, he had gone behind Dumbledore's back and checked out the Dursleys. What he found out disgusted him and he knew Dumbledore was not aware just how bad it was for Harry. Severus had laid it out for him and insisted on being Harry's guardian.

Dumbledore started to argue that Harry needed to stay where he was and he could use spells on the Dursleys when Harry was in their home to help the situation.

Severus argued spells wore off sometimes on their own and other times caused more damage than good and if Harry was there when they wore off or backfired, he was a young wizard with no means to protect himself or get help. Then he used the one thing Dumbledore had forgotten and Dumbledore could not change no matter how he tried to fight it. Lily had been Severus best friend and he was named Harry's second godfather and really did not need Dumbledore's permission to claim guardianship. The only reason he had not step in when Harry was younger was that he had been told with the rest of the Order that Harry was safe and cared for. Severus realizing he needed to make his stand firm pointed out Harry did not have to attend Hogwarts and if Dumbledore became a problem, he would send his godson elsewhere. Yes, the Potters wanted Harry to attend the school they did but he was sure Lily, James and even Harrys other godfather Sirius would understand.

Dumbledore had been shocked but then agreed reluctantly and the battle for Harry began between the two men.

A few weeks later Voldermort killed Draco's parents for failing him and Severus as his godfather had gotten custody. Severus adopted the two by the end of that summer both of them kept their fathers last names, as they were heads of those lines, both boys chose to add his name by becoming Draco Snape-Malfoy and Harry Snape-Potter. They returned their second year brothers and with a strict father watching over them. Shaking himself out of his thoughts, he smirked at his brother in all but blood.

"Of course you'll be the godfather you twit. Now what is wrong with you?" Draco said.

Harry squirmed under Draco's eyes and said in a half whine. "I slept with his friend. What are the chances of them both being Wizards and well I don't need to say it do I?"

Draco rolled his eyes already knowing what he would find. Only Harry could lose his virginity, and at the same time in a million to one chance find that one wizard that is compatible to his magic. He took out his wand and a minute later he started laughing so hard tears were coming out of his eyes, it could only happen to Harry.

Harry took that as answer enough. They both were pregnant and had no idea who or where the fathers were. Severus was going to kill them both, and then mother them until they birthed his grandbabies then mother them all. He felt tears fill his eyes he had really liked Tim. He remembers him helping his friend and seeing her to her door, he was a gentleman all evening, and he just knew he would make a good father. He felt his brothers arms close around him, as he had his own melt down. Harry tried to remember if he knew a last name for ether man but could not remember one, it made him cry harder. He hoped Severus could help them. Draco and him had a job in a few days then they would face there father together, just as they did as little boys when in trouble, now they would as men. Severus was usually easier on them if they admitted their mistake and came to him right away but they did not have a choice this time they had committed to a job. Harry hoped he understood that. Harry winced when he realized they would get punished no matter when they told him. Harry started to tremble just thinking about it.

Draco hushed him realizing why Harry was getting more distraught. He gently pulled Harry up and led him over to the bed. He spelled his shoes off and he helped him lay down and crawled in after him and cuddled with him. Draco whispered. "Sleep Harry, don't think about it. I promise it will be ok. Sev and I will see you through it."

Harry whimpered but forced himself to relax for the baby his last image before he drifted to sleep was a smiling Tim as he dropped him off.

Tim's POV

Tim grinned all the way in to work and whistled as he went up on the elevator alone. Walking into the bullpen, he noticed Gibbs at his desk.

"Good morning Boss. How are you on this lovely morning?" Tim said.

Gibbs raised an eyebrow at his unusually chipper Agent and grinned, someone got lucky last night, and he hoped not with Tony. He had heard Tony spend most of the day before trying to talk Tim into going out with him and live a little. Tim had finally agreed just to shut him up. He decided ignorance was bliss and to just ignore the signs until he was forced to deal with it and then only if it interrupted the teams dynamic, so he said. "Morning McGee, I need you on the Kart's case. Work on tying up as many lose ends as you can, until it is as perfect as you can make it. Their bringing in a tech from England the day after tomorrow, I want you and the person they send to work together but you are the lead Agent on this case McGee. Make sure the new person does not screw up our case. I hope that putting your head together, you two can break the more encrypted codes but not if it means destroying the evidence that we do have. If you need help tell me, Vance already approved anyone you suggest from cybercrimes for as long as you need them. Do your best and make us look good McGee."

Tim grinned he was lead on a hard case and had back up techs if he needed them. This day could not get any better, he said. "On it Boss."

Tony walked in with Ziva a few minutes later. He saw McGee at his desk a big silly grin on his face typing away. He smirked, ah so he was not the only one that got lucky last night. Going and starting his computer up, he said his good mornings to Gibbs and McGee.