Phoebe: PIPER! YOU GET YOUR OLDER SISTER ASS TO THE LIVING ROOM, NOW!

Piper: I'm here. God! You don't have to scream.

Phoebe & Piper: LEO!

Leo: (orbs in) Here?

Phoebe: The interview WILL commence, dammit!

Piper: Leo, take a seat.

Phoebe: These questions will be personal and for your Friday Night viewing pleasure. (grins) Let's start with you, Piper.

Piper: Oh, Lord. I'm being quizzed about my personal life by my baby sister. (deep breath)

Phoebe: Was it love at first sight?

Piper: Physical attraction at first before blossoming into love. You should know! (grin) We competed over him.

Phoebe: Moving on. Feature you love most about him.

Piper: The Whole package. Heh, I guess his butt.

Phoebe: Ah. Ok. Feature you would change.

Piper: He's too freakin tall.

Phoebe: Ok. Your first night was?

Piper: PHOEBE CHRISTINA HALLIWELL!

Phoebe: Answer.

Piper: Amazing, I guess.

Phoebe: (grins) Thank you. Leo, its your turn.

Leo: Ahem. Oh, boy.

Phoebe: Describe Piper in one word.

Leo: Angel.

Phoebe: Hmm. Feature you liked the most.

Leo: I love her. Everything, but I guess her lips.

[Piper and Leo kiss]

Phoebe: Ever have a one-night stand?

Leo: (blushes) Ahem. No.

Piper: If you excuse us, Pheebs, my ultra-cute husband and I have-uh-work to do.

~Fin