Hi! I'm back! Yeah, I'm so sorry for the holdback and the update. I had a writer's block and it was pretty hard to write the chapter. Well it's finally here so I hope you enjoy chapter 2 of Daddy Discord.

Chapter 2

I exited the cave before anyone could notice what had happened in the Caverns of Truth. I scooped up the filly and teleported back to my home before anyone could notice the explosion and decide to investigate. When I got back home, I placed Screwball (the name I decided to give her) who had known fallen asleep down on a small pile of blankets.

I sat down on a couch and pondered over what I should do next. Screwball was obviously too young to assist me in anything and the problem with Celestia and Luna were still at hand. Hm… what to do? My train of thought was interrupted when I heard Screwball's faint snoring. Her eyes were moving behind her eyelids which indicated that she was dreaming.

I smiled slightly as she mumbled incoherently in her deep, peaceful slumber. I shook my head and thought, "Come on Discord, get a hold of yourself! She is only going to help you with schemes nothing more! You don't need anyone to love you! You don't even need the filly!" Well, I couldn't just have destroyed her. Even I'm not that bad. I was still wondering what I should do.

I shrugged. "Oh well, I'll cross that bridge when we get there." I muttered to myself. "In the meantime, there is chaos and havoc to reek. I took another glimpse and Screw Ball. She was still fast asleep. Even if she did wake up, she probably wouldn't know what to do anything. I left a bowl of carrots next to the blankets just in case she got hungry. For a filly so young, she had all her teeth. Maybe, that was just a side effect by being born by magic.

I stepped out the door to cause some more destruction. Usually, when ponies encountered me, they would scramble, panic, or just cower in terror. Today, I decided to go invisible. I snapped my fingers and became completely transparent. I walked around the town looking for things to do. I pointed my fingers to the sky and a huge pink cloud sprouted and started raining chocolate rain. Ponies looked up at the weather and groaned complaining about the hecticness since I've been here.

I stood by a garden where a green colored mare was tending to her vegetables. I pointed at the carrots and lettuce and the uprooted itself, sprouted legs, and started scurrying around. The gardener shrieked and ran off as the mutated carrots started following her. I snickered quietly listening to her screams.

Up in the sky were some pegasi trying to herd a flock of geese down south. I concentrated my power on the geese and their eyes suddenly flashed a scarlet red and they started pecking and biting at the grey tinted pegasi and caused them to scatter and fly away while the geese were chasing after them in full pursuit.

After, a few more practicle pranks and jokes, I returned back home. I walked over to the blankets to check on little Screwball and to see if she was still sleeping. To my surprise, she wasn't there. The food bowl was already empty and small chunks of carrots were littered on the floor. I assumed she just crawled off somewhere so I checked my home multiple times over but she wasn't there. Where the hell could she have gone off to! She was only a freaking filly! Panic overwhelmed my mind as I did a quick search of my home one more time. "Oh crap! Crap, crap ,crap! Where the hell is she?" I muttered obviously freaking out. "Screwball!" I called aloud hoping for an answer.

There was no reply so I bursted outside trying to find her. I teleported around Ponyville searching for the filly. After teleporting for the 5th time I finally spotted her behind a tree near an earth pony. I was about to approach when I noticed something strange. I saw her eyes flash green once and the groceries the pony was holding came to life and started hopping after the earth pony and he galloped away in fear.

She snickered silently and dove back behind the tree. Wait, she was the one who did that? She was the one who made the pony's food come to life. screwball had chaos magic? Hmm, maybe she'll be helpful after all.

I'm done! I finally finished. *hides behind derpy* Don't hurt me for not updating! Anyway, I hoped you enjoy the chapter and please R&R!