Hey, everyone! If you missed the notice we're putting Midlife Empire on hold so we can write this story first. We realized this story needed to come first. Don't worry! We're still going to write Midlife Empire. But for now, we have some warnings for you . . .

Portugal doesn't exist yet in this story.

This story happens before Midlife Empire. So Japan, Hong Kong, Greece, and Italy are still boys.

Turkey's not having a midlife crisis at the moment.

I think that's all those warnings, I agree. Moving on!

We're pretty sure this story will stay rated "T". There aren't any scenes like My Soul to Take.

We don't mean to offend anyone with this story.

We don't own Hetalia.

But we did create a whole bunch of OCs who apparently everyone love . . . how does that even work?

This is yet another sequel.

Castor . . . and Pollux . . . are proud to present . . .

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Utopia

Hey, aren't Utopias nonexistent? . . . . Um, yeah. Why? Just wondering.