A/N: Here's my collaboration with Lollipopdiego in which we plan on writing letters to each other through the use of fanfiction! We're not focusing on technical aspects, just some good 'ole fun.

Dear Harvest,

I hate you.

Of all the people you assign for the job of mailman, you choose me? Not the new farmer moving in on Sunshine Islands, not the devoted nun who dedicates her days worshiping you, not the priest who's practically in love with you nor any of the villagers around the Island who are more than willing to actually help you out.

But no! You just had to pick ME. You're counterpart in balancing out the good acts and justice. You're other half in maintaining the harmony in the universe. You're supernatural half-sister who has to practice on her spells to keep up with you.

You can say that I could have just transferred the job to someone else, but here's the thing, I CAN'T. The moment you actually left my hut after delivering the news, a staff and a small bag was dropped down on my doorstep. The Harvest King sure wanted me to start my job early.

But why am I even sending this letter to you instead of going to your Pond for revenge? Another of the Harvest King's orders.

There's some arcane rule back then that the "mailman" must be the first one to send the letter and that the recipient must send a letter back before the "post office" works.

So, before I can actually start working as the mailman for people around here, you have to send me back a letter.

I still don't get why you have to do this, though. "Strengthen communication" and "speed up progress and development"? I think you're doing this the wrong way. I can't complain anyway since I'm part of this "plan to deepen connections from people." If I'm wrong, you might just be thinking of actually connecting all the villages we've lived in. But that's just speculation. And don't think that I'll always be the good girl though. I need my share of fun, too.

Anyhoo, just send me a letter immediately so I can finish this job quicker.

Forever in Naught,
Witch Princess