((So yeah, I've got a bunch of stories going right now, but this is not serious and will likely not be worked on after tonight. It's basically my way of relieving stress. There was some arguing on NaNo today and a few people saying that being gay is a sin, I'm going to hell, quoting the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, and just being overall offensive. Although I was quite firm about my beliefs and it was eventually resolved, it was still a little upsetting, so I wrote this. It's mostly making fun of people who say homosexuality is a sin, hence the new homunculus. It's also a parody of crappy fanfiction and all those Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu "Eight homunculus" fancharacters everybody does. Enjoy, I guess. Also, for the record, I purposefully gave him a ridiculous outfit, and I did get the name "Dark Lord Fabulous" from Ghirahim. xD))

Envy stomped into Father's chamber, his heavy footsteps echoing throughout the hollow tunnels. One could sense the anger coming off him in waves as he stormed through the underground complex, his red eyes even redder with fury. (Not Fuery, he was busy fixing the radio for the umpteenth time.)

"What the hell is THIS?!" Envy demanded, throwing a body at the foot of Father's throne.

"Ah, Envy. This is your new sibling," Father explained. "His name is Homosexuality."

"You can just call me Dark Lord Fabulous~," added the creature still in a pile on the floor, resulting in a kick from Envy.

"Do you have any idea… what this THING was doing?!" Envy shrieked.

"Keeping watch, I imagine," Father replied in an emotionless voice.

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE NORTH TUNNEL?! IT'S BEEN… BEEN… REMODELED!"

"Oh, but this place was soooo dark and dreary. So I took it upon myself to freshen it up a bit," the new homunculus insisted. He stood up, revealing his form: A skinny young man with a lovely butt, eyes the color of red wine, and matching perfectly manicured fingernails. He had shiny black hair pulled back in a ponytail, with one curled hair sticking out on the side. He wore a black crop-top like Envy with deep red trim and short-shorts like a certain android. He wore tall black leather toeless boots, exposing toenails painted to match the fingernails. And to top it all off, everything was covered in glitter.

"'Freshen it up'? It looks like a freaking UNICORN barfed on it!" Envy snapped.

"Well I liked it," Homosexuality replied, feigning hurt.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU LIKE! This is the secret underground hideout! It's supposed to be a terrifying dungeon, not a preschool!"

"ENVY!" Father bellowed, causing Envy to flinch. "Stop this senseless whining. Homosexuality is your new sibling. I do not wish to see my children fighting."

"Yes, Father," Envy mumbled, while Homosexuality contemplated the room.

"Hm, this would be the perfect spot for a vanity," he mused.

Envy bit his lip to refrain from snapping at his new brother.

"I'm going to go torment some humans," he mumbled through clenched teeth.

"Ooh, sounds fun! Mind if I join you?" Homosexuality asked.

"GO TO HELL!"