"HONEY BABEH IM HOME~~~" SH yelled as he walked into the room of 221Boobs BAKer st. Jawn was sitting down, drinking his sexy cuppa as he saw the consoulting erotic detective man strutt hes sexy asssets into his face.

Jonh grasped in ho-rror as he saw sher-mohawk standing there alive and healthiy lookin. "SHERCOCK! WHAT ARE U DUNIN HERE! I THOUGH YO SORRY ASS WAS DEAD!"

"No jownathan, I live."

"But how?"
"im to smart and brain smart to tell you, bitch."

"gasp, fine then Sherlock, be that way you annoying, arrogant, attractive, sexy god you."

Sherfauk stared at his secret non homosexual partner.

"Oh shit wait, im not gya"

"Jawn."

"Dear lord man! What is wrong with you! I mean 'no homo' but I dream aoubt u in da shower"
"Jawn"

"Naked"

"JAWN!"

"While touching my baby jowhn."

MOTHA FUCKIN SHIT TITS JAWN!"
"Wot?"

Sherblock stared at john for what seems like internityes. locksher was looking down at john very lovingly, liek any hetero mans would do. Jown then started crying.

Sherloaf was sad. Cause his wife was sad, so he cuddled him.

"Wwhat is wrong?"

"You hate me."

"I can tell buy your strand o' hair, that I do hate you."

Jawhn then looked up, fanfiction blue eeyes shining bright lieke a dimond~~ surprised and amazied by the tall man with the blue scarf.

"Amazing bf"
Den dey huggled and woved each other. BUTT THENz!

"Sherley?"

"Yes moaning, bitching boyfriend that I call Joan?"

"Werr da fauq the milk be at?"

Sherhomo was silent.

"SHERBITCH WERE'S THE FUCKING MILK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"