What Did You Say Your Name Was Again?

hihi! Welcome to my lil ficcy! I hope you like it. I kinda stole the idea from two stupid gits. I just put my twist on it. ;) So let's say the whole idea of going into a book and such was their idea and I am borrowing it. I bow down to their ingenius. If you are interested in reading their fic, it's called "There... and perhaps back again." It is soooooooooo sososososo cute! I love it! (obviously.) Now, enough of my rambling. Here it goes!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Leave me the hell alone. Thank you.

Prologue

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for theDwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the

darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.'

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"The world has changed...

I feel it in the water...

I feel it in the earth...

I smell it in the air...

Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it.

(eerie music starts in the background)

***Dun dun dun duuunnn dundun dunn***

It began with the forging of the great rings...

Three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven were given to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the Mountain Halls. And nine, nine rings were given to the race of men, who above all else, desire power.

But they were all of them deceived. For another rings was made...

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master ring. And into this ring, he poured his malice, his greed, and his will to dominate.

One Ring to Rule

Them All'

One by one, the free lands of Middle Earth fell to the power of the ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth.

Victory was near, but the power of the ring, could not be undone.

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildor, son of the king, took up his father's sword. Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of Middle Earth, was defeated.

The ring passed to Isildor, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of men.. are easily corrupted.... and the ring of power has a will of its own.

It betrayed Isildor to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten, were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring of power passed out of all knowledge.

Until... when chance came... it ensnared a new bearer...

The ring came to the creature Gollem, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed him...

The ring brought to Gollem unnatural long life. For five hundred years, it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollem's cave, it waited...

Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumors grew of a shadow in the west. Whispers of a nameless fear. And the ring of power perceived... its time had now come. It abandoned Gollem.

But something happened then the ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature. A hobbit. Bilbo Baggins of the shire.

For the time will come when hobbits will shaped the fortune of all..."

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Well....? What did you think? Please review it you liked it! Or if you didn't! lol! Stay tuned for another exciting edition of.... ummm.... what did you say your name was again....??'