Jasper's Boredom
The elderly man looked through the Book of Heroes for what seemed to be the millionth time. He sighed and put it down.
He thought for a moment before grinning. "It's not like she'll notice." He said as he strode into the Armory.
* * Later * *
"Bam!" He said as he fired the Hero's Pistol at the clothing dummy. It seemed that they would respawn no matter how many times he destroyed them.
"Bam! Bam! Bam!" He switched to the Hero's Rifle. The Princess hadn't touched them since she had gotten something better.
*Ping*
He put the guns away and went to the main room. He followed the Princess into the Dressing Room.
He commented as she put on the Chicken Suit. "You're dressed as a chicken! What are you... what are you... what are you planning on doing dressed as a chicken?"
* * Later * *
He spun around in the dress. "I feel so pretty! Oh so Pretty!" He sung while he danced around the room.
A brief ping made him nearly teleport out of his clothes and into the main room. "I believe there are some new bits and bobs in the Sanctuary Shop." He said. He received an annoyed look from the slime covered Princess.
* * Later * *
The man laughed as he crushed the model of Reaver's Mansion. He never liked the guy.
*Ping*
The Princess sighed as Jasper commented, yet again, about how there were new things in the Sanctuary Shop.
'I swear, once I figure out how to do it, I will kill him!' She thought as she changed spell gauntlets.
As inspired by the following Youtube Comment.
BeccaEatsCelery
Everytime I enter the sanctuary I'm like "SAY ONE FREAKING WORD AND I WILL END YOU, JASPER!". Then I feel bad because the guy does spend his entire life stood in silence waiting to help me with my quest. And he probably looks forward to seeing me and actually being able to talk to someone. But then I imagine that as soon as I've gone he runs into the armoury and plays with all my guns, or he tries on all my clothes or jumps about on the map pretending to be a giant, and I don't feel so guilty.
Yeah, Jasper is rather annoying.