Married Women And Lingerie

Kiba and Suigetsu get a job at Victoria's Secret

"It's raining girls in here, bro! We hit the jackpot!"

"Kiba, my man, this has to be our greatest idea yet," Suigetsu murmured, purple eyes wide as he ogled a blonde girl who was holding up two bras, trying to decide which one was the better buy.

Kiba smirked, canines showing as he nodded his head in agreement, eyes lingering on a couple of girls in the thong section. "Tell me about it."

They both stood there, behind the cash registers of Victoria's Secret, praising their brilliant brains for getting jobs at the widely known lingerie store.

"I would like to buy my things now."

"Huh, what?" Both males stupidly replied as they turned towards the middle-aged woman before them. She had greying hair and a wedding ring, and was most definitely not hot enough to flirt with, so they just gave her polite smiles as she held up her lace apparel.

Eww, the images.

"Yeah, sure," Kiba stated as he took the clothing from her hands and scanned them with the machine.

"Thank you." The woman, the old woman fluttered her eyelashes at Kiba once he was done checking her items out. She payed him the exact amount and gave a quick, flirty wink over her shoulder to Suigetsu as she grabbed her bags and left.

Very uncomfortably, Kiba and Suigetsu watched her walked away with extremely, extremely terrified looks on their faces.

What the fuck.

"Dude, do you think she'll be in the parking lot when our shifts over? Cuz then she might, like, rape us or something."

"I don't know, Kiba, but, seriously, that was fucking scary, bro."

Hearing two amused snorts, both boys turned to find Ino and Sakura standing, hands on their hips, and smirks on their faces, beside them. Both of them fluttered their lashes and winked as they mimicked the buyer that had just walked away, before bursting into a tear-inducing laughter.

Kiba glared. "That was not funny."

"Seriously," Suigetsu stated, "That was creepy as hell."

Sakura, having finally calmed her laughter enough to talk, began to speak, only to be cut off by more giggles erupting from her lips.

"You guys are so stupid!" Ino breathed through her laughter.

Both males narrowed their eyes.

"Shut up."

"Dude- We paid her to do that!" Sakura exclaimed, throwing her hands in the hair and smirking at the two.

"Hahahahahaha-"Ino just continued laughing.

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