It's a crossover between Bleach and Ouran High School host Club (A/N: sorry if I misspelled any of their names -_-" or if I mixed up their origins or little things like that. Or if I screwed up the grammar, punctuation and so on…)

Chapter 1 Lost and discovered

Kurosaki Ichigo and no he is not named after a strawberry, like people keep telling him. And Rukia were transferred into Ouran the prestige high school for the rich and beautiful well, at least that's what it says in the brochure. Rukia and Ichigo were getting lost, seriously the school was huge. Rukia was wearing the girls' school uniform it was a simple yellow dress with a red bow by the collar. She was also wearing cute black Mary Jane's which were one inch heels. Her hair was in its usual style, let loose and an inch or two past her shoulders with that rebellious bang that won't stay in place behind her ear. Ichigo was wearing the boys' school uniform; he was wearing the light violet jacket open with the white dress shirt with two buttons loose. His tie was also hanging loosely. He was also wearing the black dress shoes and pants. His hair was already a bright orange color so why not look like a punk when the teachers and some students may already think he is. But he really isn't. Just then, they were in front of an abandoned music room. "Well we better check it out," Said Ichigo. Rukia nodded in agreement. As they both opened the door rose petals were flowing around showing 6 guys and one girl who was wearing the boys' school uniform. What the hell!? Ichigo thought as he saw the group of boys and one girl entertaining the girls in the room. "Welcome to the Host Club." They all said in unison. The tall blond with the violet eyes went up to Rukia and was gently caressing her hand. What!? That weird a** jerk we don't even know you. He thought as he wanted to scream at his face.

"Why hello my dear princess, welcome to the host club. I don't believe I've ever seen you here before. Why are you one of the new transfer students?!" asked the tall blond with excitement. (You could literally see sparkles all around him). Rukia just stood there her cheeks going a light pink.

"Well my name is Tamaki leader and king of this host club. These are the twins Kaoru and Hikaru, the gentleman with the glasses would be Kyoya, the one with the bunny is Hunny and next to him is Mori." He said in one breath. Ichigo was completely ignored by Tamaki, but the other host club members saw him. Not only them but a bunch of girls did too, and they were swooning over him.

"Oh and don't forget Haruhi," he said with hearts in his eyes. That's when Ichigo spoke up.

"Oi, why is she wearing the boys' uniform, I mean she is a girl after all." He said nonchalantly.

All the host club members froze on the spot, except for Haruhi. Tamaki just looked at him, mouth hanging open touching the floor. The girls in the host club room were starting to whisper things like:

"What, Haruhi is a girl?"

"He can't be…Right?"

"What are you talking about Haruhi is a boy, 100% male. Maybe you just mistook him as one I mean he is cute, right ladies?" Tamaki asked the crowd of girls who were all dreamy eyed and saying that he was.

"No she's…." Ichigo's sentence was cut because all the guys in the host club dog piled on him trying to keep his mouth shut.

"Well I'm sorry ladies but the host club must close early today, we hope to see you all again!" Tamaki said to all the girls who were still currently in the room. As all girls left besides Haruhi and Rukia they all let go of Ichigo.

"That was close," said one of the twins who were Hikaru.

"Way to close if you ask me," said Tamaki.

"Whoa, can someone please tell me why you guys are saying that this girl over there," Ichigo said pointing to Haruhi. "Is a guy when she clearly is a girl?!" Ichigo exclaimed. Tamaki was looking at him like he just grew a third head. While the others, just looked surprised.

"Well first off will you and this young lady," pointing to Rukia. "Introduce yourselves to us." Kyoya explained.

"I'm Kurosaki Ichigo, I'm 16 years old. I'm in my second year of high school. I like reading books by Shakespeare, I am an excellent cook, I'm at the top of my classes, and I'm also very talented at fighting." Ichigo said.
"I'm Kuchiki Rukia, I'm also 16 years old, second year as well. I love bunnies. I like to draw pictures and read manga." Rukia said.

"Now that we know each other a little more how about we discuss how you know that Haruhi is a girl!" Tamaki exclaimed as a vein was popping out of his forehead.

"Isn't it obvious she's a girl, what it's not like you were the last one to find out she was a girl right?" Ichigo said getting a little annoyed with the guy. All the members of the host club except for Tamaki were trying to hold in their laughter, but failed when they all started cracking up.

Tamaki's face cracked into a million pieces. Rukia and Ichigo sweat dropped. The scene unraveling before their eyes. Than Tamaki went into the corner moping and you could see the depression lines and gloom radiating from him. All the club members were in a calm state as if this happened on a daily basis (which it did). Apparently while that was happening, Rukia and this kid named Hunny were chatting about bunnies I mean the girl was obsessed with them. Meanwhile Kyoya was going through his laptop. That's when the twins spoke up.

"Well now that you know Haruhi's secret there is only one thing to do…" they said with an evil glint in their eyes. Ichigo was pretty curious at what they were going to do so he listened.

"…you have to join the host club!" They exclaimed in unison.

"Me join a host club, really? Cause, that sounds a little too troublesome. Don't you think?" was Ichigo's reply.

"Nonsense. Hikaru and Kaoru that's an excellent idea." Tamaki proclaimed, who came out of his depressed state.

"Starting today Ichigo you are a Host!" Oh great thought Ichigo someone just put me out of my misery.

"And as for you my sweet princess you are to keep Haruhi's secret, so don't tell anyone please." Tamaki begged, with the puppy dog eyes and no one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

"Alright I won't tell a living soul." Rukia said with a wink towards Ichigo. I mean they were Shinigami so what was the big deal the Soul Society was full of dead souls. At that Tamaki was relieved and so was the rest of the host club. But Ichigo was a little irritated at the fact that he had to become a host and Rukia was left of the hook so easily. On top of that Tamaki said, "So that you won't give away Haruhi's secret you will be able to enter the host club and its activities for absolutely no charge what so ever."

At that statement Rukia perked up and continued with her conversation with Hunny. Well today was pretty weird, thought Ichigo as he and Rukia left the music room. He would have to start hosting tomorrow after school. He was about to find out that his life was going to be anything but "normal". Well as normal for a teenage Shinigami to handle. Ichigo was going to be in for a big surprise at the host club.