New multi chapter! This one will hopefully be updated every two to three days! Feel free to tell me what you'd like to see and I'll try squeeze it in there!

Disclaimer: *sob*Naru-Kun, Daisuke! Pfft, I own nothing*sob*

Summary: The tale of how Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke came to be and how they came together.

Warnings: Lousy humor, swearing, male on male relations

Chapter one: We're pregnant!

"Minato! Feet off the table! Goodness, you'd think I was married to an animal." The fiery red head, Uzumaki Kushina sighed. She focused her glaring blue eyes onto the object of her happiness and headaches. She had married her blond, tanned, blue eyed hubby, Namikaze Minato three years previous. They had fallen in love during high school and had been sweethearts ever since. Her mother had been less than accepting when she brought home Minato for the first time. Surprised to say Tsunade had tried to punch a hole in both their skulls, it had gotten even worse when she noticed the rings adorning each of their left hand ring fingers.

"Married?" She had yelled, flabbergasted. "I didn't know you had a boyfriend never mind a husband!"

Kushina laughed at the memory. She had escaped with being grounded, Minato however hadn't been so lucky. She remembered how her mother had grabbed him by the ear and literally thrown him off the front porch where he proceeded to land on his face. Kushina had to listen to his constant bitching over his bruised ear and black eye as she nursed him back to health.
Eventually though, Tsunade wavered and welcomed Minato as a member of the family, he still got the odd beating from her mother every now and again though, just to keep him in line. Whether it be from Tsunade or Kushina, he still learns a painful lesson. Kushina had gotten her brute strength from her mother after all, although you wouldn't know it from her appearance. Her slim, Five foot three frame was hardly intimidating.

"Honey, it's only your mother that's visiting, calm down...In fact...Scratch that, you better get your ass moving and get this place cleaned up." Minato snorted in giggles. He raised his arms in defence as a fluffy duster was aimed at his head. He scanned the room, it was spotless, just like it always was. He signed and shook his head, his spiky blond hair bouncing with the movements. "What do you want me to dust with...This?" He asked with an amused look shot towards his wife, holding the pink duster in hand.

"Everything." Kushina answered shortly and proclaimed that she had a bathroom that she had yet to scrub. Minato watched her retreating form and smiled. It had taken him long and weary to catch the attention of Uzumaki Kushina and it was time that he wouldn't have spent any other way.

"Yo, Kushina! How about a date?" Minato asked the girl of his affection.

"How about no?" His affection had answered.

He wouldn't give up.

Minato laughed. True enough, he hadn't given up and he won the heart of the most beautiful girl in town. Now, years on from their first date, they were married and living in their own two bedroom house in the suburbs of Tokyo. Life was good and it was only going to get better.
His father had been elated to find out that he had a wife, especially a wife with a mother that herself looked young and fit enough to be in her late twenties, with a bosom that Jiraiya had only dreamed of burying his head in plus the fact that Tsunade's were one hundred percent natural had Minato's father patting his back and throwing him a beer in celebration. Trying to sweet talk Kushina into giving him her mother's number had Jiraiya nursing his own wounds much like Minato himself at the hands of the busty blond.
He sighed with a smile at the fond memories. Looking around the room he swiped the duster over the wooden coffee table which was the closest thing he could reach without having to move from his current standing place.

"Honey! I'm done dusting!" He yelled with a grin. She didn't have to know that he hadn't actually dusted anything, unless you count the clear line you could now see on the coffee table...Maybe he should at least finish the table off so it didn't look so glaringly obvious that he had done a half assed job.

"If I find out you're lying Namikaze Minato I can assure that the couch will be a safe haven for you for at least a month." Kushina warned as she entered the living room. She looked around the room, her eyes squinting, trying to find evidence to use against her husband. "Hm, I suppose I'll it's fine, to your standard of cleaning anyway."

Ding Dong

Kushina's eyes flew open, her mother couldn't be here already!

"Minato answer the door! Be polite! Take her coat and for the love of God, don't tell any of your jokes, please, they suck, they really do. Now go!" She gave a quick peck to his lips before shoving him in direction of the front door. Minato nodded, barely understanding a word of his wife's rushed instructions, he gave her ass a friendly tap as she turned to go and remove her apron and rubber gloves. He was rewarded with a friendly slap to his chiselled jaw.

He opened the front door, nursing his now reddened cheek. Tsunade stood on the other side, arms crossed over her chest, her foot tapping impatiently.

"Took you long enough boy." She said as she pushed him aside and made her way inside. Minato sighed, in all the years he had been with her daughter, Tsunade had never called him by his name, it was always 'boy' this and 'boy' that. Minato grumbled under his breath as he closed the door, turning to face the guest of his house he put on a smile and spoke politely.

"Tsunade, how nice to see you, please, let me take your coat." He offered, he was graciously turned down as Tsunade removed her own coat and placed it on the rack. "Kushina should be through in a minute. Just make yourself at home." Minato informed as he left to find out just exactly where his wife was. His search lead him to the kitchen. Kushina was frantically placing tea and biscuits on a tray, fiddling around with the setting so it was presented properly, her mother's visits always made her nervous, this one more so than others.

"It's fine 'Shi." Minato smiled, hoping the pet name for her would maybe calm a few of her obvious nerves. Kushina sighed and ran her hands through her long red hair.

"I'm just scared, I mean, what will she say? What if she's outraged and...And...-" Minato silenced her with a kiss.

"Everything will be fine, I promise." He smiled and placed a loving kiss on her forehead. "Now I'd get those biscuits out to her before she starts chewing on the coffee table." He laughed. Kushina hit him in the arm but smiled along with him. She lifted the tray, Minato opening the door for her as her hands were full.

The tray was placed on the immaculate coffee table in front of Tsunade who sat in Minato's favourite spot on the couch. Kushina and Minato stood at the opposite side of the table, Minato's strong arms wrapped around Kushina's waist.

"Mother?" Kushina said timidly. Tsunade's looked up from the tea she was drinking with narrowed eyes.

"Yes?" Tsunade said sharply, she didn't like that boy one bit.

"I...We have something that we want to tell you." Kushina paused. "...I'm pregnant."

The proud look in her daughter's eyes and the adoration in the boy's even had Tsunade smiling behind her cup.

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