This is inspired by "It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time" by Livin4Jesus. Feel free to read that fic. Remember, drinking and having super powers is dangerous. All characters belong to Marvel.

Finished

By Marie Nomad

His head pounded as Steve slowly sat up. His brain was throbbing and He struggled to stand up and saw that he was leaning on a tree, he was in a forest. He tried to examine his surrounds and saw for some reason, there were several worn down hammer and chisel sets on the ground.

"What year is this?" He muttered as Steve fumbled around for his starkphone and to his relief, it showed that he was knocked out for only a day.

"Steven?" Thor spoke up and Steve saw that the god was there looking disheveled. "The party we attended was quite impressive."

"Party?" Steve stumbled toward the Thor that he was sure was real. "So, this is what a hangover feels like?" He never had a hangover before. His stomach was twisting and turning and he wanted to throw up. The birds were shrieking, the ground smelled too strong, and he was sure the sunlight turned up high. If this is what a hangover felt like, he didn't want one again. How could Tony and Clint handle hangovers on a daily basis?

"Ah, it can be a problem. Here, drink some water." Thor offered Steve his canteen. Steve poured the water down his throat and his head became clearer. It gradually came back to him. They had met the real Hercules who was another alien which the Ancient Greeks called a god. He was like Tony Stark only with super strength. Hercules offered him and Thor some of his finest and strongest wines. Steve pointed out that he couldn't get drunk but the Greek God told him that it was the most potent wine known in the Universe created. The first drink, he felt pretty happy. No wonder the prohibition had failed. The second drink made him say things that he normally wouldn't say, especially in front of women. He couldn't remember what happened after the third drink.

"Oh, Hercules."

"Yes, his wine is very potent."

"At least we didn't do anything stupid like Clint and Tony do all the time."

"Their antics make for interesting stories to tell my friends in Asgard."

"I still don't know how he keeps on getting his cars in that tower." Steve looked around to find out where he was. The air was cold and he was surrounded by very tall pine trees.

"There is a massive statue with four of your rulers on it. The Mountain of Rushmore?"

"Oh yeah." Steve smiled as he remembered reading the newspapers on it. It was an ambitious project in his time and it was stopped because of funding. He blinked as he stared at the mountain. It looked more detailed than he remembered. Roosevelt, Lincoln, and Jefferson had finished torsos when before it was just a bunch of heads. "I thought that they never finished it."

"They didn't." Thor paused when he glanced on his belt to see that he had a set of chisels. "You do not think that we..."

"There you are!" Rescue screamed as she landed in front of the two. Steve and Thor stepped back. Before, Pepper Potts was fierce and a force to be reckoned with. Now that she has her own set of armor, she could be downright scary. "What the hell were you thinking?! You defaced a national monument! The Lakota Tribe is pissed at this! I'm getting calls from all over the place because they thought that Tony's involved in this somehow and for once he's not! And now, the Federal Government wants your heads for this! We just finished repairing the damage Tony and Clint did with the other monuments! Why did you do this?!"

Steve smiled helplessly and he could only think of one explanation. "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

The End