Hey there, soooo a lot of people asked me to continue the one-shot, maybe see how they interact, and the new guys finding out some new stuff about their classmates. So I decided to continue it for now. I don't honestly know how long this is going to be, but we'll see!
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything…
Marley didn't know how she came to be in this situation, but she could only hope the end was near.
Because, although she loved, or at least liked, her fellow gleeks, this was waaay too much information.
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It all began at Schue's wedding. Although the ceremony was a success, and they all enjoyed the after-party, the real embarrassment began after. She and Jake were the lucky ones to have a room next to their classmate Blaine, and his apparent boyfriend Kurt. Which was weird enough on his own, since they did know that Blaine was gay, but they had never heard anything about a boyfriend, and judging by those sounds, this wasn't anything new to them. After a breakfast with a whole lot of blushing, where they found out that they weren't the only ones who didn't know about Blaine and his boyfriend, they decided that enough was enough.
"Okay, that's it."
"Jake? Everything alright, little brother?"
"NO, no it's not! Yesterday at that wedding? We didn't recognize any of you, you all behaved totally different."
"Well, of course we did. I mean, Jake, in that choir room, right now, we are the oldest. We need to teach you guys, so you can continue next year. But these guys, these guys were there when we were still learning. So yeah, maybe we act differently, but that doesn't mean we aren't true with you."
"Yeah Blaine, but it would have been nice if we had at least known you had a boyfriend."
"You mean you didn't know?"
"No, none of us did."
"Huh. I guess I'm just so used to everyone knowing our history, that we never really thought about it. Well, that settles it. Hey graduates, if you all could listen to me, thank you."
"Oh, oh, it's time for Sir Blaine's speech."
"Ha ha, very funny Santana! It just came to my attention that apparently these new guys know nothing about you, and of our history together. Since you don't really know them we are going to play a little game. Who wants to come to my house for a little game of never have I ever so we can get to know each other?"
They all looked at each other. It really wasn't that bad of an idea, this way they could learn something about one another without it feeling like some sort of test.
"Oh, Puck, Santana? We're trying to learn something from each other. So it would be kind of useless if we can't remember anything the next morning."
"Yeah, so?"
"So, no alcohol."
"You're joking, right?"
"No, I'm not. Besides, these guys are a little too young for you to corrupt, don't you think?"
"Buzzkill."
"Yeah, yeah, just eat your breakfast, then we can leave."
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So here she was now. Apparently Puck and Santana were the go-to people if you wanted alcohol, which is also something she didn't know, but they kept their word, and listened to Blaine.
There were all sitting in a circle, with a glass of water or soda in hand.
"Here are the rules, each of us states something we have never done, and those who have done it will drink, that way our newbies here can learn something. We're just playing it a little differently, as in, if we drink, we can ask each other why, and to tell us the story. Deal?"
Mutters were heard all around. That indeed, was something new, and could be possibly discriminating for some of the people there.
"And you're sure we can't drink so we can forget it?"
"NO, Puck!"
"Okay, okay, just askin'"
"So who wants to start?"
"I want to start."
"Of course you do, man hands."
"Santana, since we now life together, I think it would be appropriate…"
"Get on with it!"
"Shut your waffle!"
"Play the game!"
Blaine was unofficially chosen as team leader.
"Your first lesson, Santana and Rachel love to hate each other, and no one can endure Rachel's speeches."
Marley stifled a snigger. This was something she hadn't seen coming. Everybody always spoke about Rachel as some sort of leader, but the way this was going, that image was sort of shattered. Jake looked at her and they both traded a look. Yes, this was going to be interesting.
"Okay, soooo, I have never kissed a girl."
"Ooooooeehh."
Marley looked around wondering why they were oeh'ing.
"Oh, no you didn't. Me no gusta, I'm going to…"
"That's enough Santana, just play the game."
In the end all the boys drunk, (AN: Unique is a girl, therefore I won't classify her with the boys.) even the gay couple, but also Brittany, Santana and Quinn?
"Okay, so now can we ask questions?"
Ryder was bouncing in his seat. This was going to be more fun than he imagined. And a good opportunity for blackmail material.
Blaine traded a look with Kurt. Who looked back at him with a glance that said, 'This was your idea, good luck with it'.
"Yeah, you can."
"I can understand the boys, I really can, but weren't you guys gay?"
"Kurt, you wanna go first?"
"Baby. But okay, my story isn't really that shocking. Finn and I had just started being brothers, and he was spending a lot of time with my dad. So even though I knew I was gay, I tried to be the straight son for him. Which didn't work out, but did result in a make-out session between me and Brittany."
They all looked from Kurt to Brittany and back again. They just couldn't imagine it.
"Kurt's dolphin kisses were very sweet."
"Okay, that's enough about me, what about you honey?"
"You are evil. Let's just say it was a party with alcohol, we played spin the bottle, and my tipsy mind thought it was great to kiss a girl."
"Aaah, but it wasn't just any girl, now was it?"
"No, Kurt, it was Rachel."
The others looked at Rachel. They just couldn't imagine those two going at it. But to be honest they did like this new interaction between Blaine and his boyfriend. Suddenly Blaine wasn't as put together as normal. Yeah, they liked it.
"Yes, yes, enough about the two dwarfs. As for me, I'm just a raging lesbo."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, why, do you have a problem with it?"
"Oh no, I just thought you were hot."
"Ryder, honey, I'm older then you, and I live in New York. Can you say never?"
"Santana you don't have to hurt him."
With that Santana fell silent, and looked at Brittany. Everybody could see the hurt in her eyes.
"Yeah, sure, whatever."
When she fell silent an uncomfortable feeling settled over the room.
"Let's continue the game, eh Quinn?"
She just smiled.
"What can I say? College, boys and girls, don't ever do it."
With that they all laughed.
"What about Brittany?"
"Santana and I are exes."
Marley could almost feel her mouth drop. She did not expect that. As far as she knew Brittany was straight and with Sam. Now she knew why Sam and Brittany looked guilty at the wedding yesterday.
"Okay, next, who wants to ask the next question?"
Ryder was sitting next to Rachel and it was decided that they would just follow the circle.
"Um, never have I ever had sex."
Marley, Jake, Unique and Kitty all took a sip of their drinks.
"I don't think I can stand this shame."
"What are you going on about, Puck?"
"Finn, my man, that's my brother, right there. He is a virgin. At his age, I nailed the pool clean ladies, and I was a daddy in the making. And he is still a virgin. I don't think I can call him a Puckerman anymore."
Jake looked at his brother in shock."
"You know, the pool cleaning stuff doesn't even surprise me, but what is this about a baby? You have a kid and never told me I had a cousin?"
"Oh shit."
"I think you've got some explaining to do."
Yeah, I know, but I gotta keep you reading somehow, now don't I? So, this is going to be a fic in which the newbies are going to learn about the old cast. Now my question to you, is what do you really want them to find out, so what stories are going to be told, and which secrets are going to be unveiled? Tell me here, or otherwise on tumblr, since yes, I have finally joined. Tumblr is saysomethingniceoriwillkillyou dot tumblr dot com so follow me, and tell me stuff, since I'm getting kind of lonely over there… :'(