Hi! The amazing and beautiful Dakotazoid here! I hope you all appreciate this because it's very hard to type with claws!

So this is the first of many bedtime stories that I'm going to be writing! I might start doing some traditional stories by ya know like.. Grimm Tales? So request which ones you want me to do via Review or PM!

This one is called Dakotazoid VS (the stupid) Chris McLean!

Once upon a time there was a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very beautiful princess named Dakota Milton.

She was amazing and everyone wanted to know her, she had luscious long blonde hair, dazzling green eyes and loved the colour pink!

People always wanted to photograph her because of her amazing beauty!

But one day, the evil demon CHRIS MCLEAN got so jealous of just how beautiful and popular she was that he decided to be an evil, low-life, self-centered, two-faced, stupid bumface and put a curse on the beautiful Dakota! I know right! How mean is that?!

Anyway... He put a curse on Princess Dakota and turned her into a (still quite beautiful and stunning) monster! Le Gasp!

Princess Dakota was now Dakotazoid.

Dakotazoid was sad because no one liked her anymore and everyone was scared of her big and REALLY annoying claws which keep on getting in the way when she types! RAWR!

But one day, Dakotazoid met a (not as handsome as Dakotazoid) prince called Sam who loved her because she looked like a monster from one of his games! Aww! Isn't that sweet!... Kinda creepy I guess but sweet.

So, Dakotazoid and Sam devised a plan... To kill Chris Freakin' McLean!

So, they snuck into his mansion (WHY DOES HE GET A MANSION AND I DON'T?!) and while he was sleeping, DAKOTAZOID ATE HIM! :D

And everyone loved Dakotazoid again for killing the evil demon Chris McLean, the end.