Dear writers of fanfiction,

I cannot even begin to describe the depths of my pure and unadulterated hatred towards you weak-minded wastes of oxygen, food, space, time and life, on the topic of 'Lucci/Luffy', or, as the more mentally challenged of you may call it, 'Luccy'.

I have idea as to how you all came up with the idea that we may possibly have any feelings towards each other that aren't of the negative kind, or how either of us for that matter- mainly myself- would stoop so low as to have relations with anyone from either side of the 'Pirates vs. Marines' constant war but, I assure you, I do not wish to know. Now usually, I would not waste my precious time on such trivial creatures such as yourselves, but, I felt that this matter had to be addressed. Also, theses 'stories'- which if you ask me are more like disgusting pieces of slime which I wouldn't even disgrace my shoe by walking on- will stop.

There shall be no argument on this matter. I will also suggest that you sleep with both eyes open from hence forth. It would please me greatly to see the expressions on your faces as I maliciously slaughter all of you have dared to 'ship' us.

-Rob Lucci.

P.S. This is not a threat; it is a promise and declaration.

*LINE*

So…what do ya think? Did I capture his personality? Does it seem like something he would say? More to come!