A poem, by Ludwig Von Koopa

In German

Translated to English (unaccented) for easy reading.

I'm the oldest

So I have to be the most responsible

But… why can't I have fun?

Why can't I fight Mario first?

Maybe I don't want to be the oldest!

Not like I'm getting the throne anyway…

Give it to your favourite, father.

That's what you do.

Oh well. What's done is done.

I don't blame Junior, nor father.

But… maybe if I had been better…

Worked harder…

It could have been mine…

But now I sit in my room…

Alone…

Preparing a battle plan that will ultimately fail…

And playing music that will never truly help.